Golden Globe 2006 Coverage

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:17 pm

ok so im watchin the red carpet pre awards show and im thinkin to myself....so....hypothetical situation...due to some sudden loss in cabin pressure a commercial jet crashes into say...joan and mellissa rivers...instantly killing them both...theres destruction everywhere and all the celebreties are severely injured....ok now suppose your an ambulence driver and you only have room to transport ONE celeb to the hospital saving their lives...the others will likely die....which celebrity do you save from the wreckage??

I'd save Johnny Depp

...and then he'd fall in love with me and we'll get married and live in an awesome mansion....ahhhh

......

-The Burner Formerly Known as Lamplighter Duke

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:30 pm

Are there any farm animals up for awards this year? I'm fond of turkeys ... Oh what the hell, anything with feathers and a pulse.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:36 pm

more about johnny depp...am i the only one who notices that at EVERY awards show he goes to he stumbles up with a different chick looking like hes been up on a coke binge for the last couple of days...or is it just me?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:41 pm

Gotta live it ...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:44 pm

seriously tho cock...are you watchin the globes? have you seen him tonight? looks cracked out....oh well...id still fuck him

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:58 pm

No, unfortunately there's no teley at my work. But they can't stop me from dreaming! And if I do run into Johnny in dreamland, I'll be sure to convey your affections.

Put yourself in his shoes. I know you'd prefer to put yourself elsewhere, but imagine the shoes for a minute. You're on top of the world, money out the ass - no pun intended - everybody loves you no matter how many Umpa Loompas you cruelly oppress, what would you do?

How bout a LINE!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:11 pm

fuck it how bout two

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:37 am

I'd save Johnny Depp and Steve Carrell (from The Office). Call me greedy!

Magikal · Post by **Magikal** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:39 am

Hmmm, I dunno, all those acres of tanned cleavage... Hey, Johnny, you're real cute an' all that, but you're kinda flat chested... Heard Drew Barrymore wasn't wearing any skivvies, either, haven't seen pix yet...

On the other hand, he's infinitely more talented & entertaining than all the Hollyweird bimbos put together. Geez, tough call, can I get back to you on this?

Geez, hope he doesn't read this forum!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:37 pm

Lots of Golden Globes, too much coverage, heh...