Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:55 pm

Don't fly Apokiliptikan Air A.K.A Albatros Airlines

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:59 pm

bE awarE, bE awarE, anotheR herrinG iS neaR

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:08 pm

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:27 pm

Hot Wire wrote: bE awarE, bE awarE, anotheR herrinG iS neaR

Hey Hot Wire, still in shape?? We'll strike back with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our camp Herring.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:06 pm

...the plans involve neither poison nor destruction...merely doom and other unmentionables!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:30 pm

Yeah Right!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:54 pm

HA HA! You FOOLS!

The Herring missile was launched on the wrong target.... depicting our allies of the "LOVE ARMY." You guys got about as much aim as the CIA with their Hellfire missiles.

Try again!

The LOVE ARMY will now launch a formal diplomatic complaint.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:30 pm

Due to personal loss, i have not been following this thread.

I'm doomed.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:23 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:HA HA! You FOOLS!

The Herring missile was launched on the wrong target.... depicting our allies of the "LOVE ARMY." You guys got about as much aim as the CIA with their Hellfire missiles.

Try again!

The LOVE ARMY will now launch a formal diplomatic complaint.

OOOOO No! Does that mean that we have the LOVE ARMY on our back to??
And all the potential nudity that might bring?? ??
There's only one thing to do now: HTTT!
The LOVE ARMY must have been to hot for our heat seeking Herring technology to handle.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:34 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:45 pm

No, no, no. Did you use the wrong eyeballs, EL Wire?
I have told you to stay away from the medical labs!
Aaarrrrg, now I have to use HTTT to stop that HerringMissile.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:46 am

This is not good, EL, not good at all! What if LOVE ARMY joins forces with CRITICAL TITS?
Our googles can't process that much information simultaneously.
This could be our worst nightmare!
As you know(?) we were planning to have a camp lockdown during the CriticalT Event, but now I FEAR an APO - Love Army - Critical Tits alliance might lead to a disruption of the lockdown.
HQ is considering adjusting your herring intake, EL.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:41 am

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:47 am

Due to HTTT system malfunction I was not able to stop the launch. However - I was able to reprogram the missile just seconds before impact.

No hostile action has taken place. Just LOVE.

See you in the HerringQuarter boardroom, NOW, EL!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:49 am

LiveWire wrote:This is not good, EL, not good at all! What if LOVE ARMY joins forces with CRITICAL TITS?
Our googles can't process that much information simultaneously.
This could be our worst nightmare!
As you know(?) we were planning to have a camp lockdown during the CriticalT Event, but now I FEAR an APO - Love Army - Critical Tits alliance might lead to a disruption of the lockdown.
HQ is considering adjusting your herring intake, EL.

I’m so sorry Live Wire!
I promise you it’ll never happen again!
When you mentioned the critical tits thing I realized how quick that would have turned us into history.
I’ll never bomb the Love Army again, work harder and do no more mistakes.

Since it’s proven that the Herring gut fuel is the most powerful there is,
I will do some testing on making heavy objects airborne by attaching Herring rockets.
You’ll be amazed of what I can make go vertical.
And no accidents this time!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:24 am

...if this is an example of how they prepare for war, one cannot but wait for the actual conflict! They are likely to start fights with everyone around them, what with the odure and all, leaving little left to fight. They will also be weakened by the dry, salty environment. We may wish to take diplomatic steps with anticipated adjacent kamps to prevent premature extinction of this foe (kind of like a cat playing with the it's last mouse...)

...almost up to a full deck now...the Queen of Hearts is pleased and sends her love.

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:15 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...likely to start fights with everyone around them ......with the odure and all

Not sure about that...
You see,, the smell will knock everybody out,, so there will be nobody to ehh,, fight. So we will win on walkover... Easy fight, but you know. That's the way we like it

And we are used to that smell anyway beeing around women (.. no offence ment). Seems you are all doomed,, an apocaliptc doom....

Cat playing with the herring

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:17 pm

YUCK!!!

The more I find out about Herring, the more grateful I am to be a part of the superior Apokiliptika Kamp. That not is only offensive, but gross. Bleah.

Is good, however, as have not to worry about Herring men - they suck on fish, like smelly women... I am to feel sad for them...

Now I am to realize, is imperative to overthrow and bring Herring to loving doom, to save them from their strange, strange habits. Is mission of mercy...

Б. Б. Суз

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:02 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:...Now I am to realize, is imperative to overthrow and bring Herring to loving doom, to save them from their strange, strange habits. Is mission of mercy...Б. Б. Суз

perhaps a fluffy white rabbit or two and the cheshire cat can assist you in this loving mission of mercy? ... (is best mad hatter stay at home on this one) - I'm sure the Queen would approve...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:18 pm

The way this is going it looks like I'll have to shift my allegiance to Camp Apokiliptika. This herring thing is getting out of control. Way out of control.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:52 pm

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:06 pm

ALL WATCHED OVER BY MACHINES OF LOVING GRACE.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:12 pm

Hal liked to watch over Dave too.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:15 pm

"They will also be weakened by the dry, salty environment."

Indeed, it is not pretty.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:30 am

a little entertainment for the masses, courtesy of Bad Alice;

http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/cards1.htm

...the Queen of Hearts is Most Wise, as well as Beautiful

ps - did anyone else notice the nice Apokiliptik stars in the BM2006 brochure that just arrived?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:44 pm

Just quick note...

Wanted to tell you this years ticket servers for BRC Ticket Sales Start 2006 proudly brought to you by Apokiliptikan Processors, Electronics Supplies, and Herring Immolation Triggers...

Bringing you a foreshadowing of doom you are to yet experience.

bb

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:13 pm

That fly's starting to look mighty tasty.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:09 pm

Filet of fly is the best

BTW- after much clicking and clicking, and despite Camp Herring fucking with the servers at the LLC (much downtime, eh? But a shrewd move) The Kernul did secure his ticket at 2:35 pm pst.

Add three more killmarks to the Kernul's mitt

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:42 am

Oh my god!!! I see the fish coming down left and right.....but where are the 'chutes? I don't see any parachutes?!?!?!??!??!!!!!

Oh my god, the humanity....the humanity.... (oh wait, they're Norwegians)

Never mind.

Major Roosevelt inspects Norwegian parachute caught in his backyard.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:32 pm