The Bar

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:56 pm

hey yall...whats up...whos around?
and how much dick/pussy does a brother need to suck/lick to get a Flaming Bob Marley around here???

REMEMBER! Above all else.....

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:57 pm

Mozy, I thought I'd find you here. Could you pass me a couple of shots of everclear. I'm trying to piss off my Giardia, salmonella and candida. I can't seem to shake them any other way. Better yet, make that 2 shots everclear and 1 shot acetone.
I bought 2 caps, 7500v 7.2 uf 30 bucks each. They have a couple of 10,000v for same price.
I plan to charge them up, put 1 lead in my mouth and the other in my butt. That should kill giardia. Better give me a couple more shots for bravery,,,,or flames.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:59 pm

Oh My God, look what Mozy's got.... I think I'm in love.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:07 pm

beer.. Flaming Bob.. frangelico rocks.. mojo?.. **smooch**

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:16 pm

Goldschlagers for me. Mozy, that's some BC you have there - nice chicken too.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:30 pm

Goldschlager! Mozy, could you give me a shot of that too?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:32 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:Moz walks in and picks up BC by his wing and leg. Then jumps up on the bar and starts swinging BC around and around and around and around and around as he struts up and down the bar. Jumps off and puts BC down in his seat with a fresh drink.

Sorry.. I just always wanted to Jump Up on a bar... room full of people and swing Big Cock around.

Drink?

Guess that makes me a well swung cock.

Sure could use a big 10-inch stiff drink.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:36 pm

can't sit still wrote:Mozy, I thought I'd find you here. Could you pass me a couple of shots of everclear. I'm trying to piss off my Giardia, salmonella and candida. I can't seem to shake them any other way. Better yet, make that 2 shots everclear and 1 shot acetone.
I bought 2 caps, 7500v 7.2 uf 30 bucks each. They have a couple of 10,000v for same price.
I plan to charge them up, put 1 lead in my mouth and the other in my butt. That should kill giardia. Better give me a couple more shots for bravery,,,,or flames.

Well you can join me and uBeR in the VIP room with that action. Wooohoo, ride those farads! No wonder you css.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:44 pm

so thats it? i ask to suck a dick for a drink and then u just up and GIVE it to me? i don't get to have ANY fun?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:04 pm

hey all...ive been thinking i need to be sluttier...seriously...back in the day when i was like 15 or 16 i really used to get around...got used to regularly getting laid by different guys sometimes 4 or 5 guys every week...and i was lovin life...i remember a time when i wasn't chronically depressed....then i got into shooting up her'on and did it addictivley for the last 5 years or so of my life. Now ive gotten into recovery and have been sober...well...i havent used heroin for around 200 days and my sexdrive virtually vanished...but now my dick is waking back up and he wants to play...ive only gotten laid twice in the last six months and it wasnt all that great(sorry Steve and Chris...but its true) long story short... im thinkin when i was a slut my life was good, then heroin killed my sexdrive and life sucked, now im sober and life will be better if i get all slutty again...any single guys in Jersey, New York or Conneticut area wanna hook up??email me [email protected]
Love Ya!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:07 pm

Goldschlagers.. Goldschlagers.. johnnydepp

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:09 pm

Big Cock, there's a story floating around here in the stories? section about a guy with the magic carpet car. Some guy was making moves on his intended hen. He got pissed, grabbed a water bottle and stormed out. He chugged the water down. He was distracted/pissed off.
The bottle was full of the white gas/kero for her fire dance.
He did his own fire dance for a couple of days. I suppose that he's in the VIP section too.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:14 pm

Goldschlagers - makes me want to dance on tables.

Time to quit and go home....10 hour day (+2 hour commute round trip).

Love and hugs to y'all, see you tomorrow.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:15 pm

hey mozy..is the person sitting behind your keyboard a guy or a girl?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:32 pm

now now Panic now Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic

Moz slips out LeChat's *Secret door*

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:49 pm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:01 pm

looks out LeChat's *Secret door* Sorry I *just make drinks*

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:14 pm

Oh sure the first time I whip cock around you all leave me alone with panic!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:15 pm

and your damn good at it honey...im just curious tho...i seriously dont know if your a guy or a girl...please enlighten me?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:16 pm

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:19 pm

oh...right on dude...are you in the NJ NY CT area mozy?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:21 pm

*Secret door* Sorry I *just make drinks*

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:22 pm

Nobody ever pours me any shots so I just stayed over here by the entrance to the secret bunker and watched the spectacle unfold. Plus I have my own secret entrance now, I'm in and out of here quite often and half the time nobody knows I'm here.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:23 pm

Whoa! Hey there guys.
slips into mix like clown in Brokeback rodeo scene
Lookin for cock heeeeeeeeeerre he is!

RUN! Mozy run!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:26 pm

K: YOU brought all this lovely Patron. May I pour you a shot?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:26 pm

K!! Patron!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:27 pm

Thank you, I really need that shot right now.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:35 pm

Mozy, that corazon shot got me thinking. What with all the smut flying around this joint lately, cat walkin on the bar, lap dances, poly/bi CAP orgies, etc., Tisha's just isn't the family bar it once was, ya know. I was thinking maybe we ought to get a room. er, I mean build a room. Like a little love loft. A place folks could go if they felt a little frisky and didn't want to mess up the couch or NEB any worse than they already are. A love nest, maybe with a feather bed, candles, lava lamp. Whadaya think?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:39 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:47 pm

That's a little small and kinda out of character for this place. Now granted it's a love shack but this is Tisha's Bar it's being attached to. We need something a bit more upscale. Look at the bar itself, the craftsmanship that went into it....and hopefully everyone will see where I'm coming from.