The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:27 pm

guess I'll check out for a few too, head up to wash the little chicky and get her nested down for the nite. back later.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:47 pm

OK, we're coming up on page 1400 for the second time since I've been here.

Time to settle in with a beer and talk.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:06 pm

or not....hope I see 1400 tonight.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:09 pm

Hot tea in the hot tub for me, I think. I've got an interview tomorrow and I need to sweat out this cold.

Anybody seen Fishy today? I need to gossip with her...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:09 pm

Amazing. I went back and looked at Post #1. Talk about changes, this place truly has seen about everything. I wonder if Tisha ever thought it could go as far as it has?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:12 pm

Hey Koosh, I haven't been around enough to be paying attention to who has been around today. Sorry. Hope the hot tub helps

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:17 pm

Sputnik, I thought Megapixels was going to be in the JRS again. Is that still in the works?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:21 pm

I was surprised it wasn't there. I emailed a couple of times with ActionGirl. I guess next time.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:23 pm

Maybe you need to get a few miles above JRS to see it.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:24 pm

Damn...completely lost track of time. I need to get up in the morning. Goodnight all.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:26 pm

oops, already had this poured. any takers?

nite sput

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:28 pm

A whisky IV drip for fingerless Mozy and a shot for me. Just a nightcap. Goodnight, BC, Sput, Blue and Montana.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:39 pm

Nite Bin.
Maybe KIV would like a whiskey IV too. Or maybe 4 whiskeys after such a day.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:52 pm

Can't do any shots, I'm trying to work on taxes. If you have any ibuprofen though....I need 4 of those. And despite having a rough start it's turned out to be a good day.

From all my posts tonight one can easily gauge my enthusiasm for what I'm working on....welcome to the byzantine nightmare.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:59 pm

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:11 pm

Pills?!?

Looks like some of the things the vet made me take a while back. Used a big 'ol poker-thing to jab 'em down my throat, but I got a bite on his hand anyways.

But the beer on the other hand...

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:14 pm

Hey kitty kitty, you might end up with my moves

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:14 pm

Well, well, well, look who it is.

Long time no see Mr. Noir. Would you like a lap to lounge on for a bit?

How are you?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:17 pm

Good to see you Chat. Nice to meet you discosybil. Evenin Blue.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:19 pm

Howdy doody BC.

How's things around the coup?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:22 pm

Truth be told it's a little smelly, speaking of doody. Plus I think I'm a bit allergic to feathers ironicly.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:27 pm

The Ibuprofen worked but damn those things are huge. They remind me of the stuff I gave to some of the calves when I lived on the dairy farm as a kid.

As for the star question no, nobody's asked...it has to do with something I'm working on for the Camp Herring / "wire" people anyway.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:33 pm

DOH!!!

Xingu is the bestest!!! BC, you are the cock that rocks...

And Discosybil... those are some good moves. I’ve been practicing when nobody’s around, actually.

Hey Blue!! I'm pretty good, actually. Lap? Sure...

(Hops up)

Can’t stay long, tonight, but was hoping to see 1400.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:34 pm

Sure was. I was just reading the 15th of January last year, got a little crazy in here.

jumps in worm hole

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:35 pm

Well, I can't either as I have to get up in six hours. Bleh, this working all the time thing is starting to get to me. One of these days I'll give you a call and we can catch up.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:37 pm

***inside the worm hole***
This is maybe not a "Bar" thread question,
though i know not where else to ask:

Does a mans cock continue to grow with age,
as do ears & nose?

Hey Gigglesnort... I just place the wind chimes in the middle of my new Mobile Love Sexy Raver Hauler to the Lime Pit step van that I picked up for $715 (from the US Gov't - thank you very much). They sound GREAT inside.

Walter, the Farting Dog"???

Jesus H. Christ, what a morgue this place has become! I remember when a body could walk (or crawl) in here and not find an open chair. Hell, I lost count of how many times I had to sit in Tish's lap.

Sure, she tipped well; but that's not the point!
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booze can wait??? are you in your right mind???

we've got to start a list right now!!! you crazy girl... booze cannot wait...

get me some champagne and some hot pants... and that can't wait, either! you sexy little thing, you...
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tisha2 and i are engaged to be best friends for life... we haven't had the ceremony, yet... maybe this year... we haven't set a date...

she may have also referenced me as "sexy boss lady"...

*pours out a L-A-R-G-E glass from the pitcher of PagoPagoOctopoda*

Why Monkeypoo, a little bird told me that you had something to say about me, but I had no idea. Woooot! Smoochies all over your monkey-booty right back.

I might get the van, drive it in eight hours.
Has dual tires in back, bed frame, stove top,
apartment ($100) refridge, furnace.

I like it that you call me sweetie though we
have not kissed & i still have a girlfreind.

~dry humps warm fireplace cornice~

(Sticks head in door)
Did I hear someone mention Beer? >>giggles<<

Serving Xingu to table 7even.

~uses International Sign Language to convey sorrowful translation~

Well I drank a "half pint of dark rum tonight, all by myself! don't know why everything must seem so surreal sometimes? The rum made me feel more centered! Headache left! Hope that these next few months pass relatively smoothly and quickly! smiles happy springtime everyone

well, to make a long story short... using BB guns in the city limits of Fisher, IL is illegal.... so is criminal damage to property... so it taking juveniles across the county line (and in this case to get CO2 for paint guns) if their parents choose to press charges.

Whoops! I forgot about that. No wonder I'm so hyper!
*leaps back to regular bowl*
Now watch me sleep without closing my eyes.
*paces*

Ahh, zo zeez eez how you zounda!

Good to see you nutjobs. I'm out for dinner...

~clicks walkie talkie static mike~

SOS

~Sod Omizies Self~

Ouch! That shit hurts!

Figured this might be a good place to come, seeing as how I haven't stepped foot on playa since '02, and haven't stepped foot into mouth on eplaya since about the same... kinda dizzy and confused, lost my way, looking to return home.

Seem to remember a fishspanker dude, whut called himself nipples...and the wisdom of Bob. There were others.

Am I really here?

Wait- 3:51 AM, place is closed. Guess I'll return to my shack, dig around the back of the crisper, find an old, cold, dusty, stray Tecate. Can, of course.

*finishes up lovely cuppa earl grey, leaves a plate of cookies*

beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

oh, come now, joel.... 7 days in the desert...surely you eat?

I'll just have carrot juice and a shooter of Patron.

Douglas Adams and sleep deprevation are good friends...

I've never had the occasion to swim through so many dreams in one night.. err day.. er whatever...

I"m in the mood for something fruity with a bite ...

the rebbi rolls through the bar on an out of control Unicycle.

WATCH OUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!

HOLLY SCHNIKEY THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON!!!!!

oooOOOOoooohhhh!

*covets*

Edit: tests edit button by changing 'plans to steal' to 'covets'

· crawls in window *

What's this? CHOCOLATE COINS?!?!?
I'M RICH! I'M FILTHY STINKING RICH!

* munch munch munch *

They are helium balloons! I've never done the helium voice thingy before......
*takes a balloon and inhales.......in a weird voice......*

Do I sound funny?

*Sammich dashes into the bar leaving gold coins (The chocolate kind) scattered in the little nooks and cranny's that fill the bar. He then proceeds to run out the back*

Black cat comes out from behind the bar, not with his kilt, but with two pairs of trousers... thinks of challenging a certain beer swiper to a round of Ferret Legging... instead thinks twice and proceeds to take sputnik up on his offer)

Thanks, man!!

How's you today?

Okay, good, just so long as nobody knows I was here. Do you see any invisible drinks back there?

oh shit, darlin'. that's fucking hilarious.

Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:01 pm
Mozy stops for a drink

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:38 pm

Hey MB... how ya’ been?

I was just reading the 15th of January last year, got a little crazy in here

And yes, the bar can get a bit wild at times. At for no rhyme or reason it would seem, too. It’s just spontaneously erupts.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:38 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:The Ibuprofen worked but damn those things are huge. They remind me of the stuff I gave to some of the calves when I lived on the dairy farm as a kid.

ooo, you're right. Those were for the horses. Here, two swats with the ole magic wand and whalah, shrunk.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:40 pm

Evening friends, I’d take a Xingu too if you have another

Eruptions Oooh better nock on wood

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:45 pm

Wow Moz, I'd never been down that time tunnel before. Funny stuff.
It was a long post. Had me wondering if we'd all slide into 1400 on a flashback.

"backward into the future!"