The Bar

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:22 pm

I do?

Yea I suppose.

Good night.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:26 am

11 am here and nobody's around yet? Damn!
I'll put on a pot of coffee for anyone that straggles in and leave some bagels and cream cheese here too.

It's good to be home after yesterday's manic trip to St. Louis!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:19 am

mmmmmmmm.
Coffee.

thanks K!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:31 pm

Sure is quiet in here. I've been out for hours and come back to only one post? That's unusual.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:07 pm

Moz makes drinks for K & EDB

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:13 pm

Champagne?

I'd like a bottle, please... For my head.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:17 pm

"I know I'm pulling in a little late, geez, almost 11:30 pm! (knocks off some dust from a stool, pulls up to the bar) I thought I heard something about some coffee being on, I'd gladly take a cup."

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:34 pm

I’ll have some too with a bit of whisky and a little Irish cream

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:45 pm

In 04 (my first burn) I was camped half a block down the road from a group that was gifting coffee in the morning . Pretty cool guys, I think they were all related in some way and the youngest must have been in his late 60’s . They ran out of sugar, and I gifted them a quarter pound I had in my trailer.

Just sayen the kids seem to like it sweet CC bring more than you think people could ever use

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:50 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:30 more minutes....
It`s almost party time!
hey Mozy,
I put out a want ad, did a couple interviews...
and I think I found some hostesses for the bar....

....how many people can fit in that hot tub anyways?

can anyone spot the guy?

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:05 am

Okay, okay, ladies... who's got my curling iron???

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:47 am

Mozy pulls two bottles of Champagne from where he had them stashed in the ice machine. Puts some Ice in an ice pack then sets the class of Champagne and the ice pack
In front of witchy.

Pours a big cup of fresh coffee puts it in front of CLARKcon.

Pours whisky and a little Irish cream for Z.

Put a class of Jägermeister in front of cowboyangel.

Pours a glass of Champagne and puts the Champagne and a curling iron in front of karine.

Dives under the neb snuggles down and goes to sleep.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:57 am

Okay off with your shorts ladies... We need to see if there is a dangle in your dingle. and do not under any circumstances get into the hottub! I'm cooking crabs.
You may stay, but only if you promise not to do any more redecorating. the only rule here is that you can add to the bar , but you can't change it, and put some tape over those nipples, your giv'n me the chills

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:00 am

Oh and Cowboy could you do something about the deathchamber? It has no place here. It just does'nt fit in.
Whichever one of you girls has a little extra equipment, you are permanently hired. We need a little more flavor here.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:03 am

Cowboy you can't hide the chamber with some pretty curtains , move it out back with the rest of your avatars.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:12 am

* Bambi walks over to the corner of the bar and picks up the entire corner of the floor (as if pulling a table cloth from underneath a beautiful place setting) and gives it a good shake.*
It was easier than I thought it would be. Everything is back how it was with these new people . I'm a docent here and I'll be conducting tours in an hour or so, and ya better keep it clean till I get back.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:20 am

The latest forced bar remodeling should be arriving any second now....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:45 am

Crap. The range officer detected an anomaly in the tracking data and initiated the self-destruct sequence. The rocket exploded harmlessly over the Pacific.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:36 am

The door to the magic store room opens and Twelve UMPA LOOMPAS come marching in with all there tiny feet hitting the ground at the same time. Quickly they gather up all the crabs in the hot tub put them in pot and head for the kitchen. Three stay behind and use the magic cleaning wand to clean the bar and hot tub leaving it with a smoky dusty smell. They look over at Mozy sleeping and start to make humping jesters laugh and leave.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:02 am

remodel vb: to alter the structure of: MAKE OVER

restore vb: To give back, To put back into use or service, To put or bring back into a former or original state.

The restoration of this place is a forced restoration, no forced remodel here. The last straw was cheerleaders, Who here can keep up with all those nipples, and I hear there is a man in amongst them all. He looks damn good , and god knows I need some beauty tips. or an extreme forced remodel.
Oh and I'd like some garlic butter with my crabs please!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:05 am

Now take off your shirts, and lets dance!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:06 am

Music Please!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:07 am

The cheerleaders were a bit over-the-top. I can't stand the Dallas Cowboys as is and no amount of T&A will change that.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:12 am

Thanks K! *Bambi walks over to the Jukebox and Kicks hard* A little Grace Jones "Nipple to the Bottle" begins to play...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:36 am

the rebbi runs through the bar chasing a bunch of clowns, dragging a Mime with an imaginary rope.

the rebbi

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:40 am

* Bambi Takes aim at the mime and Shoots * the mime silently dodges another bullet.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:44 am

The Bar is starting to remind me of the playa. One never knows what to expect. The Rebbi chasing clowns? Hmmm....

I think this calls for some Patron....

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:52 am

and DANCING!!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:57 am

The 7ft Bunny behind the bar, hops up on the Bar and begins a gyrating love dance. Come'on people its a bunny, this'll be quick...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:31 pm

Dancing? Fire me up some carrot juice and bring those cheerleaders on in. What say?

The Bar

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