Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:03 am

Praise be to the Kernul for his wise and just "Doomburg Laws".

Oh the shame that some Apokiliptikans shall feel when the world knows their despicable deeds!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:17 am

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:55 am

The INSANITY of it all! To have to repeat such times in our lives. But that is what doom is all about. That is what keeping Apokilipitka pure from fish oil....is all about. Praise to the Kernul for taking on thankless, tasteless and difficult tasks all to make our doom a little better.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:24 am

What can I say... Women just love the fish-thing...

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:04 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:That is what keeping Apokilipitka pure from fish oil....is all about.

If Fish Oil Can Do This For A Cat.......

Think About What Fish Oil Can Do For You.....

Join Camp Herring Today And Get The Stuff That Makes U.S. Strong

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:58 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:51 pm

"WE SHALL BURY YOU-
in horseraddish sauce, served with
flatbread crackers and a nice dark beer
on the side."

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:09 pm

Is this the real image?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:09 pm

Another traitorous jezebel gets her whorish reward...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:21 pm

No. No. No.
Iso is part of Apokiliptika?
No.
This can't be.
That was a typo, a misprint.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:23 pm

Merely a collaborator, I assure you. We have many all around the city.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:36 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Merely a collaborator, I assure you. We have many all around the city.

As do the Norwegians.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:40 pm

Only she could use the words whorish, jezzabel, and tratorous in one sentence. Wait a moment...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:54 pm

There are ways of dealing with Norske Collaborators.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:21 am

Isotopia wrote:Another traitorous jezebel gets her whorish reward...

There is no time for sleeping around in a war situation!
But after we crush Kamp Apokiliptika and prevent doom we make Baby Boom!
Invest in the future!
Save time and get your FREE ticket today!

(Also possible to deliver order form directly to Camp Herring on the playa.)

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:42 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:There are ways of dealing with Norske Collaborators.

Fighting apathy is a good ting, but man, I see you have raped our Protest Festival with your Stamp of Doom.
You naughty Kernul, you need herring whipping!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:08 am

Ah, I am familiar with this Protest Festival. Our interrogators too, are masters of the old ways of fish flogging- in fact we use it to soften up the prisoners.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:06 am

We've now got full control over the Kernul. It was quite easy.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:00 am

Barb Wire wrote:We've now got full control over the Kernul. It was quite easy.

Is reason we are dedicated to principle for to Bomb Bad Art - to prevent travesty as that. Is artistic equivalent of like drinking young, underproof vodka.

To note - not only was bad cut/paste of Kernul's head, but even to have left copyright trap skin on picture... For a barb wire, missing finer "points" of fabrication.

Now, please to note skilled application of slave labor artist colony residing at Gulag #433a...

Theirs is labor of love... and desire for daily bread ration (40 gm.).

Can only hope you use flawed HTTT device to attempt correction of travesty.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:09 pm

No comment.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:02 pm

To All Personnel Attending DOOM 2006, we at Kamp Apokiliptika are pleased and have been forced to form the latest organization in an already bureaucratically-bloated evil empire:

The "Kamp Apokiliptika Staatspolizei" or KAStaPo for short.

Yes, we will be that itch in the small of your back....the hairs that stand up on your neck for no reason...you will look behind you but will not see us....we will be in the face of a loved one or that stranger on the corner...we will be, in short, everywhere.

For all pure Apokiliptikans, this may be your last chance to prove your purity and loyalty to state and the Kernul. Denounce your friends, family and neighbors NOW!!! Denounce and denounce often.

Things/people to denounce:
- Joking about the Kernul or the Kernul's hats.
- Anyone smelling of fish, particularly Herring.
- Anyone who "looks Norwegian" or likes smelly cheese.
- Anyone who says "ja, ve be vrom Oslo!"
- Any person attempting to buy Walruses for mating purposes.
- Anyone not actively supporting the doom we are bringing to 2006.
- Everyone else you can think of.

Call 888-APOKILIPTIKA or email us at [email protected] today.

Remember, we'll be watching you....

Major Roosevelt, Commander, Eastern Front Forces, Apokiliptika Marine Korps and Stürmbahnfuhrer, KASTAPO.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:12 pm

To All Personnel Attending DOOM 2006, we at Kamp Apokiliptika are pleased and have been forced to form the latest organization in an already bureaucratically-bloated evil empire:

The "Kamp Apokiliptika Staatspolizei" or KAStaPo for short....blablabla...

Vee vill pennetrate yoor poolizei und deefence.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:13 pm

LiveWire wrote:blablabla

Defence? Really, old bean, no one speaks like that any more.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:12 pm

Of course... history reminds us of the fun times and play that the forebearers of the KAStaPo brought forth upon Norway decades ago...

That reminds me - need to put order in for new bullwhip. Too bad old one broke last year - but then again, so did interrogatee, did he not?

Kangaroo is in this season, no?

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:14 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:bla,bla,bla,,, no one speaks like that any more.

Oh really ? Then try to speak with your mouth full of delicious Herring.
Here,, have a try....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:46 pm

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No...then I would have to denounce myself!!!!

Stürmbahnfuhrer Roosevelt

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:46 pm

Yes, we will be that itch in the small of your back....

You mean of course this itch. As in a Norwegian man's idea of a date.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:52 pm

That is just wrong you sick cow.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:54 pm

Well...there's only one good thing about that image. The herring is already wet and slippery so if that's your thing you don't need lube.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:01 pm

...or bait.