The Bar

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:21 pm

There are rumors floating around up here on the tundra that we are getting a Trader Joe's this summer. There are a great many people excited, including my friend Eric.

Robbi, I'm sorry I missed you. But you need to get your butt on here more often. Or I suppose I could email you.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:03 pm

EDB grabs the hooka from behind the bar, lifts a corner of the NEB and disappears within.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:28 pm

*fishy pours another PPO.*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:31 pm

Hellooo Fishy.

What's up?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:38 pm

Not much. I am continuing on my week of being a big, whiney, unplesant, misery-sharing, berived fish.

Poof.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:41 pm

I'm down with that.

Are you busy now?

Want a phone call?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:56 pm

I'm at work for the next hour and five minutes.

Alas.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:01 pm

Okay, so I'll call you later tonight.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:02 pm

*fishy splashes around in her bowl with excitement*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:10 pm

EDB peers out of NEB, hops out and sprinkles some kelp flakes (laced with Helga`s happy healing crystals) into fishy`s bowl, puts on some tunes
http://www.playatunes.com/audio/AJ.html
turns on the pretty sunset lamp, grabs a bottle of Absente and slips back under the NEB.....

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:30 pm

mozy put a BIG drink on the bar. then dives under the neb. hey evil! great music!

Megapixels Orgy of Color
3 liters Sprite® soda
15 oz tequila
10 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
3 oz lemon juice
2 cups frozen, sliced strawberries
4 cups pineapple chunks
2 liters Hawaiian punch
10 oz Smirnoff® vodka
10 oz melon liqueur
5 oz pineapple juice
3 cups green grapes
10 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
10 oz raspberry liqueur
10 oz triple sec
15 oz Everclear® alcohol

Pour all ingredients into an extremely large container. Mix together and serve at your nearest Megapixels clean up party.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:32 pm

shama lama ding dong!!!!!! yeah mozy! and it features miss montana's personal fave....hynotique!!!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:34 pm

hey Mozy! care for a hit off of thye hooka?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:38 pm

(puff puff puff cough cough wheez wow good smoke!

Scoots out from NEB...)

Hey Montana!

Mozy that punch recipe looks really good...
....a little safer than my flaming pain shooters too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:41 pm

20 minutes to go! god, time is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllling today.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:43 pm

(Black cat walks into the bar and glances to the side as he makes his way towards the beer. He sees a lump under the NEB and, never breaking stride, changes course in it’s direction.)

Hmmm...

(He hops up on the lump and locates an appropriately cat sized spot... turning ‘round in a circle one... two... three times. He begins to “knead dough” with his front paws to fluff the new-found spot and then lays down. It should be noted here that if you’ve ever had the opportunity to be underneath such a feline show of neurosis, the you will also know that as they continue to lay there, cats seem to grow heavier and heavier. This is because cats actually do grow heavier by altering their specific gravity and is directly related to their ability to slow and even warp space/tim... er.. umm... never mind about all that. )

Hey... this lump smells like hookah and booze!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:45 pm

I`ve noticed you circling in your bowl a little more quickly than usual.
Excited?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:45 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:This is because cats actually do grow heavier by altering their specific gravity and is directly related to their ability to slow and even warp space/tim... er.. umm... never mind about all that. )

Oh yeah, I know about that. Why do you think they're called "black holes."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:46 pm

*fishy mimes a question of the cat. Can she relieve her touch depravation in soft black fur?*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:54 pm

You bet fishy...

(((((*BIG hug to Cryptofishist*)))))

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:55 pm

Thank you and sorry for getting tears in your fur.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:57 pm

sniff

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:10 pm

Hey, just popping into the bar for a bit to see who's still kicking! Can't stay long, have an Arts Commission meeting tonight in bout' an hour. Is there any tea made up in here this evening?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:12 pm

give it away give it away give it away NOW!

Care for some chai?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:14 pm

I'm heading out but before I go...

(puts water on to boil for CLARKcon)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:17 pm

Heading out, LeChat? Don't forget this (CLARKcon hands LeChatNoir a flashlight and harness made just the right size for a cat.)
EDB, I'd love some Chai, thanks!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:20 pm

Time to go head home. Hugs for the fish, strokes for the cat, good wishes to y'all.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:21 pm

One hot chai slightly heavy on the spice, in a go-cup, so you can savor it on the way to your Art function...what kind of art Burning Man stuff?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:21 pm

Night, Mojo!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:23 pm

suppertime!

g`night all.