The Bar

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:24 pm

It's my small town Arts Commission, EDB. I'm a commissioner and we get grants and re-grant it out to artists with proposals.Pretty cool stuff, but let's get down to drinking some hot beverages! Yeah!!!

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:24 pm

night!!!! thanks for the delish chai baby!!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:25 pm

Montana! How are you doing tonight? How's that Chai treating you?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:30 pm

There needs to be a real "The Bar" on the playa this year. Not just any bar, either, but have it way out by the fenceline. Have all the "characters"out there!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:50 pm

!)…… Shit the service keeps kicking off line.

Sorry be back when this is resolved.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:48 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:Bambi, are you related to Tom? I'll still have what he's having.
I fucking love you. You are the first person to get it without seeing me, I am the Disney forest creature version of Tom.

I always got the reference, I've just spent too much time at the Folsom Street Fair and figured everyone did.

(edited to clip down to relevant parts of the conversation)

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:03 pm

A herring daiquiri please.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:08 pm

CLARKcon wrote:There needs to be a real "The Bar" on the playa this year. Not just any bar, either, but have it way out by the fenceline. Have all the "characters"out there!

I've been saying that since this place opened up. Hell, we started down the road of the ePlaya camp a year ago, but it fizzled.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:47 pm

Sure quiet in here....maybe the speech put everyone to sleep early?
***looks around behind the bar***
Iso wanted a herring daiquiri....I can certainly make a daiquiri but there's no canned herring in here. Wow, I found one thing Tisha's bar didn't have stocked!

And to think I offered to have the Uncanny Alliance join the Norwegians and was ignored. Now they've got big problems. Hope? Gone. Fear? In abundance.

Anyway all of this calls for a drink or three. I'll put out some shots of Vitamin T, some Jamesons, and see who shows up.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:09 pm

I'll join you in a Jameson's, K-IV. Dang! Missed Robbidobbs - long distance hugs to you, Robbi. We lived in K-Falls for 6 years, I think I understand how you feel. Somehow we managed to find enough people "like us" and are still in touch with friends we made there 20 years ago. Cheers, K!

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:20 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:mozy put a BIG drink on the bar. then dives under the neb. hey evil! great music!

Megapixels Orgy of Color
3 liters Sprite® soda
15 oz tequila
10 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
3 oz lemon juice
2 cups frozen, sliced strawberries
4 cups pineapple chunks
2 liters Hawaiian punch
10 oz Smirnoff® vodka
10 oz melon liqueur
5 oz pineapple juice
3 cups green grapes
10 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
10 oz raspberry liqueur
10 oz triple sec
15 oz Everclear® alcohol

Pour all ingredients into an extremely large container. Mix together and serve at your nearest Megapixels clean up party.

Well done Mozy! Well done! Sounds like a great clean up party to me!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:26 pm

The colors . . . the swirling colors . . . dives under NEB - fair warning - I snore in both English and French. Good nuit. ZZZZZZ

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:39 am

mmmmm....a little jasmine tea is just right....anyone else?

oh man, that NEB is still warm. i wanna crawl in!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:00 am

Hi Sweety!
Jasmine sounds great.....
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm

(breathes slowly into cup and feels the warm moisture drift into
parched bloodshot eyes)
ooooooooooh boy............*yawn*

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:08 am

good morning darlin!! i'm so glad that you like the jasmine tea

would you like a little rub to get that circulation going? (evil grin!)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:11 am

montana wildhack wrote: (evil grin!)

(he sure does!)

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:15 am

mmmmmmmmmm! i know that tisha's got some oil here somewhere.....

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:39 am

TEA? Mmmm

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:44 am

Hey Mozy!
Chai or Jasmine?

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:11 am

The oil is next to the hottub, which is next to the stack of fresh towels.
* Bambi walks thru and out of the bar. One eyebrow in a permanent arch of Chanel eyekohl Black* Off to work, everyone play nice!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:13 am

Jasmine

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:20 am

One Large cup of Jasmine (whiff)...ahhhhh......tea for Mozy!

Lovely kohl on your eye Bambi!!! thanks!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:51 am

(...a figure wearing a brown cap and furry boots arrives at the bar
and delivers a large package marked _FRAGILE_...
Evil signs for it and carefully unpacks the Mirror of Introspection.
He cleans it, hangs it on the wall in the corner, ....and gazes into it.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:58 am

PurpleKoosh wrote:
Bambi of Finland wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:Bambi, are you related to Tom? I'll still have what he's having.
I fucking love you. You are the first person to get it without seeing me, I am the Disney forest creature version of Tom.
I always got the reference, I've just spent too much time at the Folsom Street Fair and figured everyone did. ;-)

me too

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:00 am

sputnik wrote:
CLARKcon wrote:There needs to be a real "The Bar" on the playa this year. Not just any bar, either, but have it way out by the fenceline. Have all the "characters"out there!
I've been saying that since this place opened up. Hell, we started down the road of the ePlaya camp a year ago, but it fizzled.

Yup, Tony Tohono was the prime mover there, but he joined the Bacon. Just remember Tish did have the mobile bar at the meet and greet. Also remember Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!ville started as an eplaya camp.

It'll be better next year.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:02 am

*fishy curls her fins around a megalarge cup of chai and inhales teh aroma gratefully*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:15 am

(sees fishy exhaling chai bubbles in mirror)
hello fishy.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:55 am

sigh.

(still staring into the mirror, His eyes glass over, and he slips over the edge onto the ledge, and then out to lunch...)

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:05 am

Good morning EDB
And hugs back at ya BigCock, BNO, BinNoddin and Fishy.

Robbi wanders over to the mirror, puts her arm around EDB, and sighs.

So a few days ago I woke up again from an amourous delirium, and realized I've once again wasted my time. Do guys do this? Spend a month pathologically fixated on a dream? I guess so. It's not healthy, but it sneaks up on you like a bad cold. Or like falling into a mud puddle. You never see it coming, you look silly while you're in it, and you never quite get all the stains out.

That's enough introspection for this morning. Thanks EDB for sticking around.

I'm going back to reading Bourne Ultimatum, which BTW is being made into another Matt Damon movie, expected to be released in 2007.

Cheers

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:18 am

Big hug for you Robbidobbs...
Sweetheart, I wish there was something I could do for ya...but it seems we all have to suffer with love sometimes...
I spent most of my adult life alone and/or embattled with my loony X.
Years and years I`ll never get back.

I thought I would never find love again, but by some stroke of heavenly luck I found Montana,... actually I knew her for YEARS before I "realized'...the perfect match for me who loves me inspite of the millions of complications that being with me brings....and if I can find someone,.. as big of a nut as I am, ...I have no doubt that you will too...just don`t give up on yourself Robbi....you`ve got SO much to offer, and don`t ever forget it.....
....thanks for talking to me....I hope your blues go away really soon, and someone loves you up one side and down the other....
(turns and looks back into mirror)