If I was a superhero.........

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:03 am

I you were a superhero.... who would you be and what would your special powers for Good (or EVIL) be?

George W. Bush assassinators especially welcome

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 am

Nanananananananana.....SLOTHMAN!!!!!!!! Writhe in my three-toed Kung Fu Grip!

Atar · Post by **Atar** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:26 am

Pyromancer would be my name, fire would be my game. But not like that pussy Pyro from the movies/comics, I'd put up a show and do all my stuff using fancy martial art moves. I'd have to become a nudist because there would be no suit that could harness my pure firey energy.
Also, I'd go out in the after hours and light things afire just for the fun of it.

Hmmm, maybe I should call myself Burning Man instead

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:29 am

Chocolatey Goodness. But I'd be evil and selfish, mwuahahaha.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:53 pm

Hummm.....

If I was a super hero I would taste rather yummy.

(I do already.)

However: if you are thinking a super hero like "superman" then I would suppose I would fly off this planet through the universe and bring back with me beings from one of the other solar systems to inject more humor into this planet full of carbon based jelly dumb dumbs and get rid of imbeciles such as the Bush regime. I’d have bullies resolve their differences the old fashioned way.....with their fists.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:33 pm

robotland wrote:Nanananananananana.....SLOTHMAN!!!!!!!! Writhe in my three-toed Kung Fu Grip!

Ahaaaa ha ha!!! He’s slow as hell, but if he gets you he’ll hang on for days.

...makes me think of Mystery Men.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:33 pm

Look! Up in the sky!

It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's a bathtub full of brightly colored machine parts!

Hey, that's Weird Man...

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:53 pm

SUPER ROO!

You dont ask my permission? Take a picture of THIS!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:54 pm

sheesh, rollins be one hairy guy.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:02 pm

spectabillis wrote:SUPER ROO!

You dont ask my permission? Take a picture of THIS!

Oh man that's funny.

bringer · Post by **bringer** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:47 am

Name: ManMan
Super Power: Ability to open jars with my bare hands.
Transportation: Pick-up truck
Arch Nemisis: Work

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:56 am

If I was a superhero I would be Suckmyowndick Man!

Come on, you all think it - you're just too afraid to say it.

I would wear a white painters suit and never leave the house.

I could perform at Centercamp and gift people by letting them take my picture.

Yeah - sound good?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:46 pm

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:50 pm

I'd be, "Be Cafeful, It's Hot"-man.

I'd be able to eat impossibly hot foods without burning myself.

Screw you all! I get the first slices of pizza! Ha ha ha ha!

(So I guess evil, huh?)

Fuck you, I love you,
---Jason

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:56 pm

IF?! IF?! I am deeply offended.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:54 am

I'd be....OTTOMAN! With my trusted sidekick, La-Z-Boy!

come and kick back with us, it'll be super.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:46 am

Orgasman! With power to give orgasms with just a penetrating look.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:59 am

Mozy bonz wrote:Orgasman! With power to give orgasms with just a penetrating look.

With just a look? Some things are better with hands-on participation...or other methods of direct contact.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:23 am

Yes but with a look I can divert crime

Help help the congress is trying to raze my taxes. This looks like a job for Orgasman! With power to give orgasms with just a penetrating look.
Orgasman~~~~~~ with a leg shaking orgasms congress sends out refunds checks then they all start to snuggle with each other.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:27 am

Will Orgasman get you?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:44 am

I don't know which eye is scarier, the one in the avatar or that one with the heart?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:47 am

Orgasman~~~~~~~~~~~

bringer · Post by **bringer** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:13 pm

[quote="Mozy bonz"][size=24]Orgasman![/size] With power to give orgasms with just a penetrating look.
[img]http://img3.buzznet.com/assets/users9/s ... 4537-2.jpg[/img][/quote]

I vaguely recall a soft porn movie about a guy with this very same ability.

bringer · Post by **bringer** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:13 pm

the quote feature never works for me.

:)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:42 pm

I vaguely recall a soft porn movie about a guy with this very same ability.

shit!!! I don't have all of the copies? It was just the one porn movie. I didn't do any more. ~~for money~~

try to highlight the words then press the Quote

button

bringer · Post by **bringer** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:55 pm

[quote]try to highlight the words then press the Quote[/quote]

testing...1...2...3

bringer · Post by **bringer** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:56 pm

I'll just have to live without

:)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:24 pm

copy/paste words into your post -then highlight-press quote- use preview- to see if it worked

I'll just have to live without

no no you can do it.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:09 am

bringer wrote:I'll just have to live without

Nah, you just have to also uncheck the "Disable BBCode in this post" button. I think you can set it to off by editing your profile.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:31 am

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
And all of the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.

If I could be a Superhero,
I]d be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
For taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Becasue I would be Imigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job
To run off to f---ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy

Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease & let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me.

If I was a superhero.........

If I was a superhero.........

Hey, that's hot!