Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:58 pm

EL Wire wrote:...bla, bla, bla....have a look at a movie of the upcoming Miss Norway 2006 Contest

Couldn't get the movie up but I found a clip from it:

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:06 pm

For those who is smart enough to get this movie clip running,
Please tell Major Roosevelt to upgrade from Windows 3.11 and trash his EGA monitor.

http://www.missnorway.no/missnorway/vid ... ay2006.mov

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:09 pm

Hot Wire wrote:
LiveWire wrote:Our spy network is innefectual because Apokiliptika is superior to our abilities bla-bla-bla
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LiveWire, do you think it was really Nels' strange pre-sex antics, here, that caused our girls to itch ?
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Undoubtedly some of the thorns were still imbedded in gentelman Norweigan's "privates" after bizarre sex with cactus as pictured... then to make your poor girls itch like that... Barbaric.

Should not to blame Apokiliptikans on effect of bizarre Norweigan sex rites... Is why we have banned sex with lesser beings.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:13 pm

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As to women as pictured, is fair to warn you, as your fine women have alreay volunteered for shifts in our interrogation center, also known as "Doom Dome". They claim to know how to separate Herringites from Information as easy as barbecued fish meat from bones. We are to look forward to this show. With relish.

Oh, yes, they are fine women!

But not as fine as the glorious Valkyries of Apokiliptika, who have been training all year ....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:15 pm

EL Wire wrote:For those who is smart enough to get this movie clip running,
Please tell Major Roosevelt to upgrade from Windows 3.11 and trash his EGA monitor.

That was hilarious!!!!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:31 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:
EL Wire wrote:...bla, bla, bla...for those who is smart enough to get this movie clip running, please tell Major Roosevelt to upgrade from Windows 3.11 and trash his EGA monitor....bla, bla, bla
That was hilarious!!!!

For EL Wire: I thought we were using OS2, but I have an assistant who does all this new fangled computer stuff for me. Keep in mind I AM a dead president.....

For KIV: hmmmmm....no more naked pics for you!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:37 pm

[quote="Delirious from his Norweigan "beauties", EL Wire"]...bla, bla, bla....have a look from the upcoming Miss Norway 2006 Contest

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It is of no wonder they are of fear to naked women and prefer fish and cacti. After seeing this, I do not blame them...

However, we are to start to form picture of what is inside of Norweigan mind...

Is not a pretty sight.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:45 pm

For EL Wire: I thought we were using OS2, but I have an assistant who does all this new fangled computer stuff for me.
Keep in mind I AM a dead president.....

While you wait for your assistant to upgrade,
I suggest you play Space War on your PDP-1 Major Roosevelt.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:59 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:It is of no wonder they are of fear to naked women and prefer fish and cacti. After seeing this, I do not blame them...
However, we are to start to form picture of what is inside of Norweigan mind...

EL, Hot, Short, Live whatever, come into the Kamp Apokiliptika Infirmary - Experimental Section for some "testing" to see exactly WHAT is in those Norwegian minds of yours.

Medical experimentation has been deemed "acceptable" in the new Doomsburg Decrees as long as only practiced on Norwegians.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:07 pm

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:10 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: However, we are to start to form picture of what is inside of Norweigan mind...

You just wait till I get my hands on the Wacom Intuos3 A4 that I ordered yesterday!!

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:02 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:EL, Hot, Short, Live whatever, come into the Kamp Apokiliptika Infirmary - Experimental Section for some "testing" to see exactly WHAT is in those Norwegian minds of yours.

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Warning. Do Not Do This Test. Look What Became Of Me,,,,,A monkeY ???? Buuu,, mommy...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:15 pm

Hot Wire...you should not be depressed about your looks. It is what is inside that counts. Of course, you are Norwegian so even that sucks. But generally speaking, we should not all be so focused on looks.

Wouldn't you agree that we are a society that overall values appearance over substance?

We just have to get over only looking at such superficial things as the physical and focus on the mind, our senses of humor and our spiritual being. Don't you agree?

I know I am committing to change! Tomorrow....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:58 pm

That last image looks very similar to a 3D character I've been working on. Strange...are the Apokiliptikans finding a way past my security to snoop on my hard drive?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:21 pm

Major,

I don't usually think of myself as shallow, but after thinking about it, Major, I think I must say that I truly value the appearance of that substance.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:51 pm

Ok, enough of the compliments.

Open Fire

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:55 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:However, we are to start to form picture of what is inside of Norweigan mind...

Is not a pretty sight.

Sorry to say BB Sue, but you're so wrong! What's currently on my mind (except for the upcomming Miss Norway 2006 contest, of course) is things like this:

How much fun we are going to have with the Apokiliptikans!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:59 pm

HEY!!!

That's a re-run!!

(5 post penalty- first down)

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:22 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:HEY!!!

That's a re-run!!

(5 post penalty- first down)

Sorry Kernul, I know it's a re-run! But that is what's currently on my mind! New pictures are soon to come... Stay tuned...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:59 am

Kinetic IV wrote:That last image looks very similar to a 3D character I've been working on. Strange...are the Apokiliptikans finding a way past my security to snoop on my hard drive?

KIV-yes, we have been in your harddrive for over 9 months now. Once konnected, we have been so fascinated that we now have a separate department within the KASTAPO who's sole duty is to figure you and the UA out....

BoxaRox wrote:Major, I don't usually think of myself as shallow, but after thinking about it, Major, I think I must say that I truly value the appearance of that substance.

Count-I have a friend that says I have a one track mind....but at least its on the right track....Unfortunately, I must admit that I used to spend 100% of the time thinking about scantily klad females. With the "Norwegian Question" filling so much admin time now, this has dwindled to a mere 99% of the time. But still between krushing the Norwegians and looking at naughty bits, the naughty bits usually win...

The Kastapo's new Inspektor General:

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:06 am

On a more serious note. Deep cover Apokiliptika intel moles have smuggled out the first substantive proof of what many in the homeland have suspected for many years. Crimes against humanity must be pursued aginst the Dark Landers.

Many heros died to bring you this info.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:07 am

KIV-yes, we have been in your harddrive for over 9 months now. Once konnected, we have been so fascinated that we now have a separate department within the KASTAPO who's sole duty is to figure you and the UA out....

Considering recent developments and alliances you might wanna step things up a bit. You've missed some ominous changes and hints.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:52 am

Greetings.

I am having great difficulty staying out of this... uh... this... whatever it is you folks are doing.

For what it's worth, the most funnyest thing on this thread in a long time is that paper bag about to be popped. Less so some of the more... yikes!... some of the less... wholesome... eh... things.

Most cordially,

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:54 am

Based on the fact that Isotopia appears to more than a mere collaborator with Camp Apokiliptika the UA is going to Threatcon Charlie status effective immediately.

That's a nice way of saying this changes things. Significantly.
By the way Iso, that's a nice name for your photobucket....Kineticelements. Interesting.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:59 am

Elliot, would you like to join in this illustrious battle for the hearts and minds of the citizens of Black Rock City? The UA is recruiting for all sorts of positions....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:16 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Based on the fact that Isotopia appears to more than a mere collaborator with Camp Apokiliptika the UA is going to Threatcon Charlie status effective immediately.

If only you knew how far and deeply our tentacles are to be, you would to raise level to DefCon Delta, and be ready to go Echo. Imminently.

Doom Awaiteth, like Breath of Evening in Peaceful Springtime Pastures...
For those who are aware not.

Б. Б.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:30 am

Thank you, K-IV. I have been lurking for a while. And I was happy to be a spectator (and student) until the Herring Huggers showed up. Now I must choose a side.

I am also not yet clear on the full role of your Alliance.

Before I slip into character (and I need to make a costume, don't I!), I would like to learn more about the rules of the Konflikt. Might this be a good time to recap the basics? (For the benefit of other lurkers also, perhaps.)

Obviously, KA is all about ridiculing human stupiddidity thru the time-honored method of parody. This is very agreeable. The only difficulty is in locating the line between parody and bad taste. To my mind, this line has occasionally been crossed. I am particularly surprised that the Herringites are not more sensitive to the hardships their parents were subjected to during Okkupasjonen. Of course, we should not live in the past, so perhaps this is all right. But personal attacks and gory images seem uncalled for. Subtle wit seems more worthy of our time. What the heck -- blatant slapstick also!

If I am welcome, I shall perhaps attempt to contribute to the Struggle from time to time.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:52 am

Come to think of it why take sides at all? Come in as a neutral or independent "state" and run with it taking fun sniper shots at all sides? That's how the UA got started...and may continue to work pending tonight's meeting of our Security Council and the delivery of some timely reconaissance reports.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:11 am

I can do that.

(slips behind tree, dons costume, walks onto stage and... starts singing)

Run silent, run deep, catch them while they sleep,
Be an agent of each, be a double, be a sneak.

No-one has seen him in either camp,
The Third Man will pass for a harmless tramp.

Fishy despots or demonic Sild,
Like moths be draw to Black Rock’s Ild.

Doom or gloom, it shall all go boom.
Burn. Bwawhahahahahaha!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:15 am

Well spoken Elliot. Does enybody know where we stored the document "How to fight this war.doc" ?

When it comes to the occupation during WW2 I try to see the parodic side of it. But when someone says "Norwegians steals organs from children" with an even worse picture it is not fun anymore. Not fun at all. We are doing an artisic, fun, parodic war here. I really felt a physical sickness when I saw it at work today. It may be art for some (and supported by KA), but I don't like that art. It sort of makes me not want to do this thing anymore.