Confessions.

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:26 am

So who the fuck is handing out absolutions around here? Huh?

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:57 am

Jane Eric wrote:So who the fuck is handing out absolutions around here? Huh?

Me.

You are forgiven for all the bad things you did. And even more importantly, all the bad things you really would have enjoyed doing but didn't.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:34 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
I confess I thought about fucking somebody

If I had to confess everytime *this* happened...

Geez, if you have to feel guilty about **thinking** about fucking somebody inapproriate, then that's a fascist 1984 state, not Burning Man.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:43 pm

if you have to feel guilty about **thinking** about fucking somebody

Who said anything about feeling guilty?

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:46 pm

Spokes wrote:Who said anything about feeling guilty?

1) The Catholic Church.

2) Mom.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:49 pm

PJ wrote:
Spokes wrote:Who said anything about feeling guilty?
1) The Catholic Church.

not sure that catholics have the monopoly on this one...

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:24 pm

1) The Catholic Church.

Allthough I did play bongos in a Catholic choir, (true story)I didn't spend enough time there to earn that legacy.

2) Mom.

Dead. I was third born so it wouldn't matter anyway.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:26 pm

I confess that it's much less fun picking my nose now than it was on the playa.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:34 pm

I confess to blowing my nose on the playa, then looking to see what colors I produced.

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:36 pm

precipitate wrote:I confess that it's much less fun picking my nose now than it was on the playa.

Or anyone's nose.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:46 pm

I confess that I went on too long about maybe having seen a gorilla fetus creamated after the Man burned. And I cheated on my wife.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:47 pm

I confess that I went on too long about maybe having seen a gorilla fetus cremated after the Man burned.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:50 pm

My girlfriend gave me a free pass to enter the autonomous zone of BRC this year and to not worry about any repercussions. So I took full advantage of it.

Next year if I bring her with me, things get suspended for the week or so we are there....it just works better that way. No guilt, just fun, I have 50 other weeks of the year to worry about guilt.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:59 pm

Now that's an interesting relationship you've got there. Does she get the same dispensation? Couldn't handle it, myself.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:09 am

DragonBrain wrote:Now that's an interesting relationship you've got there. Does she get the same dispensation? Couldn't handle it, myself.

To make it clear, this is only for BM. Outside of there it's a bit different, but we discuss things so who knows. But inside BRC, the rules get tossed. She's free, I'm free. She didn't go this year and there were no questions about what I did out there. She will most likely go in 04 and we've already discussed this out.

Another thing that I like about her...in any relationship there are compromises but I have made it clear how deeply attached I am to the BM experience and that it's going to get worse before it gets better. So far that's not been a problem. We'll see how it goes but I don't anticipate it becoming one....and I'm a chronic worrier. Again not on this issue though.

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:57 am

casnimot wrote:I confess to blowing my nose on the playa, then looking to see what colors I produced.

Mostly brown with tinges of red and green

Quiet Man · Post by **Quiet Man** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:24 am

I confess to not posting enough and lurking too much.

Dunno about this new e-playa. Doesn't have quite the same feel too it. But I think it'll work out well in the long run.

Then again...maybe not...<shrug>

;

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:23 am

Well I must confess that I lusted for no one, but my husband. Guess I was such a slut in the past that it has become blase.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:25 am

I confess to being in a bit of a perverse mood today. Not that that's particularly unusual.

squeak · Post by **squeak** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:11 pm

PJ wrote:Admit it. You'll feel better.

Or heck, brag about it. You'll feel proud.

i confess i had mindless fun monkey sex with my best friend, right in the middle of the crowd after the man burned, and then we shamelessly went at it again later that night in the cafe. and am certain i recall camera flashes and applause.

i confess i would love to see those pictures altho am certain i will die of embarrassment.

i confess i once had aspirations, but will have a terrible time of it should i ever run for public office. :)

angelface · Post by **angelface** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:32 pm

I confess to having sex with someone else on my wedding night, oh wait, that was part of the deal.. my husband got to have sex with another guy too..

I confess to having sex with someone who has a girlfriend at home..

I confess to eating the last twinkie in our kitchen..

I confess to sleeping through a class at the ToA that I really wanted to go to, cause I was up all night partying the night before.. this in the only one I wish I could go back and change.. it sounded like I missed a great class..

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:21 pm

I confess that by the end of the week, I was really glad my husband didnt come! I was next to trance village and I loved it ! He would have turned into a megabitchboy if he had to listen to music all night. I have seen it happen. It would have spoiled my fun. Ironicly, I sleep fine with loud music mainly because I live with him composing and mixing music till 3 am in our bedroom every night. I confess I want an arangement like Kinetic's, exept year round.
I confess to attempting to set up a dinner with a pair of pollys I know who think that both my husband and I are cute. I confess to having fantasies about watching some girl dominate my husband and just sitting back and watching, that would be HOT! I confess to wanting to sleep with practicly my whole camp. I confess to curling up with a campmate because I wanted body heat and nothing else. ( of course, I told him that and he understood, since we were both fully clothed and in separate sleeping bags it was probably one of the only innocent things I did ) I confess to being disgusted by my friend's drug dealing, even though I said it was OK. I confess I kissed a friend on the lips and felt no chemistry at all. I confess that disapointed me. I confess that even though I say I am bi, a hot girl is considerably more interesting if a hot boy is invloved, even if he is just waching. I confess it goes the other way too! ( a hot boy is more valuable attached to a hot girl, particularly if she likes me! ) I confess I really love one of my best guy friend's new girlfriend. she is perfect for him and it makes me happy to see him so happy. I confess I dumped out an instant breakfast on the playa, I feel realy bad about that, it made me sick.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:24 pm

I confess that I am the worst speller in the world.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:15 pm

I confess to getting homesick a week after I got home and eating playa dust. It was good.

I confess to taking the porta potty & pack out rules really seriously and taking a weeks worth of used tampons home in a sealed baggie, I confess to keeping it in my tent under my bed, and not letting anyone in there. I confess to it not being as nasty as i thought it would be.

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:31 pm

nice to meet you, and thanks for dropping by our "unfinished" camp.
the magnifying galss worked perfectly!!!

no confessions yet.

antron · Post by **antron** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:42 pm

i confess.
i ate all the hallucinogenz that i found.
sorry. hope they weren't yours.

it was fun tho.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:26 am

i confess that it's 6:30 am and i'm smoking bong hits.
i confess that my back hurts and i want to gobble down some painkillers.
i confess that i miss smoking opium.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:00 am

Angry Butterfly wrote: I confess to wanting to sleep with practicly my whole camp.

me too.

i confess to right this minute, wanting an e-playa orgy.

deeohgeeman · Post by **deeohgeeman** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:30 am

I confess to being extremely horny all week and yet only had a few pecks on the cheek.

I confess that in retrospect I probably missed a couple opportunities to make out with women, and maybe even have sex.

I confess that that's pretty much the way it is for me in the real world too.

I confess that I'm okay with that because I made friends and deepened friendships with people I already know.

I confess that I had a wonderful time all around.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:48 am

I confess that I had sex with a very cute, interesting girl in my camp.

I confess that we were both too drunk to fully appreciate the experience.

I confess that I want to do it with her again next year, only not so drunk.

I confess that I planned to go over to Jiffy Lube and see what was happening and perhaps join in, but never did.

I confess that I'm fixated on sex too much in BRC, and everywhere else.

Angry Butterfly wrote:I confess to wanting to sleep with practicly my whole camp.

I confess to wanting to sleep with practically the entire city.

Confessions.

thinking about fucking somebody

gorilla fetus adultery

gorilla fetus

dispensation

Re: dispensation

Re: Confessions.

hey spokes...

I confess