Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:25 am

You bastard! Made me read the whole thing. LOL

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:26 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord: 1......100

Careful EDB....I think following more than a few personal rules is hard enough. Keeping track of 100 would be impossible.....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:41 am

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:13 am

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:15 pm

LiveWire wrote:Just can't...bla bla bla

Keep trying Vladimir, keep trying!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:58 pm

Major Roosevelt, I just found out that the KA radio is on 99.9 FM.
And the Herring Information Radio is on 99.9 FM.
For it to work we have to make a radio guide so people can see who is on.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:04 pm

EL Wire wrote:Major Roosevelt, I just found out that the KA radio is on 99.9 FM.
And the Herring Information Radio is on 99.9 FM.
For it to work we have to make a radio guide so people can see who is on.

Here is a discussion about using FM radios on the playa, and some tips that might prove helpful...

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=12224

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:56 pm

Picture of First and Last Fjord Motors production automoble found on Google

Love Google they are always improving the service

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:12 pm

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:57 pm

Intel from brave Apokiliptika field spies indicate that Norwegian allies in several South American countries are days away from an operational weapon using the mega rodent capybara as the launch platform of choice.

Intel photos forthcoming. For now note the menacing pre-modification version of the weapon caught by our contact in [censored by Apokoliptika Truth Squad].

Many brave herring haters died to bring you this picture.

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:11 pm

News flash from the radio channel CHTO1.
Our reporter Hot Wire has come by a secret document from Camp Herring's food research lab. This is happy times for all those herring loving monkeys in all camps joining Burning Man this year. A Herring Banana !!

Since we all have to eat sometimes this banana will give us all the energy we need to fight the horrible mob of KA.
The phones in CH food research lab is allready glowing red from all the calls made by the heads of all camps. They all want's tons of it !!!

Camp Herring. Keep up the Good Work.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:46 pm

But But But wait I did not allow that obvious fakery of my picture to be used

Your fast.... El wire good job I am still laughing what little ass I have right off

Bob
Camp Bobonit

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:29 pm

Yes I know Rockdad! Kamp Apokiliptika is pretty slow moving.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:39 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:58 pm

The Uncanny Alliance is buying capybaras at $400 a piece. Each capybara will be used almost in it's entirety....the meat will be dried and salted and shipped to Venezuela for Lent (the Catholic church says capybaras are aquatic therefore they can be eaten during Lent), and the hides and other leftovers will be shipped to Argentina to be made into cool bags and other high fashion items.

In short, the UA will pay more for any Capybaras than those KA people will. We have the cash if you have the capys!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:09 pm

EDB-

Gads, I'm taking notes. Ya know, 16 of those are NOT in my copy of "How to be a Villan."

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:20 pm

Ok, ok...

I have pealed myself off the floor!

Major- that Highlights thing was phucking awesome. And- the comback with Lenin.... a tour d'force.

I'm going back on the floor now...

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:38 pm

Dear Kernul,
As a show of good faith and brotherhood Camp Bobonit shares this top secret photo of Herring people testing new equipment

Camp Bobonit
Bobonit Information Technical Center Headquarters.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:50 pm

According to Janes Defense Weekly, the device is capable of hearing an 11 inch oven mit crusing at 30,000 ft.

Our research suggests otherwise. However, our new "stealth mit" leaves a zero radar signature, and runs in total silence.

I'd show a picture here, but it's classified of course. I challenge anyone to find it!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:05 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:According to Janes Defense Weekly, the device is capable of hearing an 11 inch oven mit crusing at 30,000 ft.

Our research suggests otherwise. However, our new "stealth mit" leaves a zero radar signature, and runs in total silence.

I'd show a picture here, but it's classified of course. I challenge anyone to find it!!!

Here ya go. It's right inside the box! It comes in white and fits larger sized hands pretty well. Look closely, it's in there!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:49 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:According to Janes Defense Weekly, the device is capable of hearing an 11 inch oven mit crusing at 30,000 ft.

Our research suggests otherwise. However, our new "stealth mit" leaves a zero radar signature, and runs in total silence.

I'd show a picture here, but it's classified of course. I challenge anyone to find it!!!

Kernul - beg to report that we have had a new development at Kastapo HQ.
A member of a unnamed three letter organization
(hint starts with K and ends with GB) has recently
defekted to Apokiliptika and brought some amazing
satellite imagery made of Area 52 near Gerlach.

Their point in kreating this photo montage was
survelliance of what they assumed was yet another
attempt by Apokiliptikan scientists to perfekt the heavy
water method of nuklear kaos. However, by mere
happenstance, they recorded visually an object moving
over Mach 3 that had ZERO radar signature. I must
assume that they accidentally kame akross our
stealth oven mitt.

I must say that I am disappointed to have been kept
in the dark about the development of this new mitt system.
However, you choose to run your diktatorship with all
of your minions vying for their spot in the doomlight.
Perhaps one day your trusted lieutenants (as EDB calls
them) kan be trusted with such sekrets.

SCROLL FAR RIGHT - IMAGERY BY FORMER
SOVIET SIDE-VIEW SATELLITE Korolyev VII

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:08 pm

To:
From:Camp Bobonit
Bobonit Information Technical Center Headquarters
To: Kernul Killbuck - West Pac HQ
cc: Major Roosevelt - Kastapo HQ
Dear Kernul,
As a show of good faith and brotherhood Camp Bobonit shares Another Top Secret photo of specifications related to the Herring people new weapon sytem that has been rumored..Fortunately it does cause the delivery system a bad hair day

Camp Bobonit
Bobonit Information Technical Center Headquarters

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:23 pm

K-IV- Ha! nice try- those mits aren't white...

Major- SHHH! Don't give any clues you fool! You'll see the sleek little number soon enough.

Rockdad- now THAT is a weapon. The mere sight of it just might lead one to call for negotiations. Thankfully, its one of their faux programs!!!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:36 pm

Removed at request of censorship

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:12 pm

Kernul,have a fellow Chupacabra Policia member in Iraq as a reporter,those damn Herring Eaters pissed off the Islam community,about a cartoon of their prophet,and the Herring Eaters firedLothos upon the very angry crowd.Lothos

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:25 pm

First, it was a newspaper in Denmark. Second, I for one will retire my participation in this aspect of the thread for awhile.

The whole thing pisses me off enough in real life-- I'm choosing not to engage in it here.

Signing off for awhile.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:17 pm

Like I mentioned a few posts back, it belongs in the default world.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:47 am

FYI, I have it on good authority that the law in Finland is:

10 § (24.7.1998/563) Disturbance of religious peace.

Whosoever

1. publicly mocks God or with intent to insult publicly abuses
or defames what a church or religious community as defined in
the Freedom of Religion Law (267/1922) holds holy, or

2. through noise, threatening behavior or otherwise disturbs a
church service, religious act, other, similar religious practice
or burial ceremony

shall be sentenced for disturbance of the religious peace to a
fine or imprisonment of up to six months.

At least they leave your fingers on.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:04 am

Meantime up North!!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:04 am

We take the poor, misguided Norwegians into our mail-wrapped,
gloved hands. Sure, we're a little rough, but they like it that way.
There's a good "Fire Wire" you need to spend a few years working seven
12-hour shifts in the Ice Cube factory. Oh the whip? That's just for
detainees who aren't productive enough....

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Fjord Motors

For your eyes only Herring people this is real disinformatio

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