What does the man represent?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 10:17 am

Is the man an idol of a tribal society? or is it a symbol of post-adolesent angst? Is it different for each person? whats the man to you? anyone out there worship the man?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 10:23 am

This thread worries me.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 10:28 am

I work for the Man
I stick it to the Man
I am the Man

Do those count?

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:11 am

Is he named Stan? Will the hierphonic preistess promote his plan? Does he store his toe jam in a can? Will you drive if he bends over? Will he seek solace in a can? Tell the waiter I'd like to renegogiate this flan. I for one am not a fan.

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:27 am

damn the man!

i worship the goddess, myself.

and krotus.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:35 am

alice wrote:and krotus.

Is krotus that guy that Conan worships?

DogBoy · Post by **DogBoy** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:38 am

"Everyone gather round, I tell you the secret...The Man represents-

NOTHING."

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:54 am

Don Muerto wrote:
alice wrote:and krotus.
Is krotus that guy that Conan worships?

nope.

krotus is the mit god.

heart krotus
ph33r krotus
obey krotus

hail krotus!!!!!!!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:57 am

alice wrote:ph33r krotus

Not me. I come from the land of the krotus-eaters.

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:13 pm

Don Muerto wrote:
alice wrote:ph33r krotus
Not me. I come from the land of the krotus-eaters.

careful now.

krotus might get angry; you really don't want to make him angry.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:17 pm

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You misspelled "bucks".

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:21 pm

alice wrote:careful now.

krotus might get angry; you really don't want to make him angry.

Does he go all green and split his purple pants? That would be cool!

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:29 pm

Don Muerto wrote:
alice wrote:careful now.

krotus might get angry; you really don't want to make him angry.
Does he go all green and split his purple pants? That would be cool!

you say that now......

but you have no idea. krotus is a vengeful and angry god.

myself, i don't ph33r or obey (not in my nature) - but i do heart krotus with all my, well, you know......

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:36 pm

You're right. I want no truck with any vengeful and angry gods.

I prefer, "Let's drink margaritas until we giggle" gods.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:38 pm

I prefer, "Let's drink margaritas until we giggle" gods.

Now THERE's something worth praying to.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:39 pm

alice wrote:
Don Muerto wrote:
alice wrote:careful now.

krotus might get angry; you really don't want to make him angry.
Does he go all green and split his purple pants? That would be cool!
you say that now......

but you have no idea. krotus is a vengeful and angry god.

myself, i don't ph33r or obey (not in my nature) - but i do heart krotus with all my, well, you know......

That's just great... all we need is YET ANOTHER angry and vengeful god.

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:07 pm

Blenderhead wrote:That's just great... all we need is YET ANOTHER angry and vengeful god.

krotus is about 35 years old. he isn't another angry vengeful god - he is THE angry and vengeful god.

hail krotus.

DogBoy · Post by **DogBoy** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:06 am

My God can beat up your God.

alice · Post by **alice** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:17 pm

DogBoy wrote:My God can beat up your God.

well, my god has a bigger gun than your god.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 1:03 pm

Well, my god can get both your gods so drunk they start to giggle.

papaver · Post by **papaver** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 2:08 pm

Don Muerto wrote:I prefer, "Let's drink margaritas until we giggle" gods.

Those are the best kind of gods!

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:36 pm

alice wrote:krotus is about 35 years old. he isn't another angry vengeful god - he is THE angry and vengeful god.

krotus, the god of flea markets and trailer parks

watch as krotus erupts in powerful belches that decimate entire mobile home parks in one mighty blast

krotus, lord of drive-in movies and Dairy Queens

corn dog scepter in hand, Krotus sits in judgement on the wicker throne

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:08 am

Will Krotus deliver us from the Emoticons? They destroyed my homeworld, making me sad.

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:11 pm

your only hope is to have the image of krotus tattooed or burned onto your body.

Skyhawk · Post by **Skyhawk** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:09 am

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:23 am

why does krotus cry?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:09 pm

Alpha wrote:why does krotus cry?

he's a sad bastard.

you would cry too
if it happened to you

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:49 am

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