Something we don't know about you....

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:12 am

ok...i have a confession to make...years ago...before i grew my Dreddies and started listing to keller williams, jerry garcia, and bob dylan....deep breath...
i used to wear fubu, fake gold and diamonds, and listen to Tupac, Biggie, and dre...i talked like a thug...and tried to rap....
please dont hate me...i was young and foolish then...but ive had a spiritual awakening since...and im all better now

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:29 am

i was young and foolish then

Young... foolish...

I suspect we've all been such a thing at one time or another. Just exploring through life, that's all. Trying to ourselves.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:08 am

So, here we begin the "Young & Foolish" sub-topic thread of "Somthing we don't know about you..."---
A few years ago when I was young & fooish, the first time I drank and drove was also my last. There was a mountain party, and I'd only had like 3-4 beers. While driving back into town, I took a turn bad and rolled my car upside down into a creek. I had to swim out the crushed back window of my car. Very, very spooky. Woke me up a bit.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:21 pm

tisha2 wrote:just realized while teaching my 3yo to skate.....

i used to win skating limbo contests back in my teens. the whole, one leg bent, one leg out straight method. was quite a sensation back in the day!

wondering what you all can do that we don't know about....

I am the only gay in the village. And if anybody says otherwise they are clearly mistaken.

bdeywoo · Post by **bdeywoo** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:54 pm

Fun Topic!
I'm a very nice person at heart untill i"m crossed then I'm evil. I watched a kid egg my car so I followed him home. Talked to his mother who saw nothing wrong with what her son had done and would not even make him go clean it. I cleaned the car only to find the next day another egg on it so i took matters into my own hands. I went out drinking one night and on my way home i took a dump on their doorstep. I never recieved an egging again.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:01 pm

bdeywoo wrote: I'm a very nice person at heart untill i"m crossed then I'm evil.

ahem.

disclaimer:

It never happened
I was Never there

...and that`s the story I`m sticking to.

Post by **Eric** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:44 pm

In December the boyfriend & I had our 19th anniversary.

This coming Monday the wife & I have our 19th anniversary.

Luckily she lives in another state now so they can't gang up on me.

(this also falls under the "young & foolish" sub-thread)

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:28 pm

cowboyangel wrote: Best high ever.

got an oz. of hydro that says not

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:07 am

share?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:12 pm

always

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:31 pm

I can make monkey noises.

There...I said it....WOW...I feel soooo much better now.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:35 pm

I make Bellycasts (Pregnancy Art- Makes a white profile shell that can then be painted and hung and/or mounted)

PlayaPetal · Post by **PlayaPetal** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:04 pm

I went back to scholl and got my AA, BA and MA in under 3 years.

PlayaPetal · Post by **PlayaPetal** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:04 pm

of course I can't spell school! damn it...

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:41 pm

Lorgasm wrote:I can make monkey noises.

heh... I have this fantastic childrens toy monkey flashlight that you hold by the tail, and when you push the button its mouth opens - the light comes on - and it plays great monkey sounds.

Cabanasprings · Post by **Cabanasprings** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:52 pm

spectabillis wrote:heh... I have this fantastic childrens toy monkey flashlight that you hold by the tail, and when you push the button its mouth opens - the light comes on - and it plays great monkey sounds.

That explains a lot.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:01 pm

Like who woke you up on the way to the JoTS at 4 am last year.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:24 pm

robbidobbs wrote:I can make cricket sounds with my tongue.
Learned it in the 5th grade.

If I was not completely in love with you before RobbiDobbs, I completely am now.

and CowboyAngel, you're coming in a close second.

Excuse me while I step into the masterbation thread.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:58 pm

spectabillis wrote:
cowboyangel wrote: Best high ever.
got an oz. of hydro that says not

define hydro

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:06 pm

define narc

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:25 am

My first time to burningman I was paid to go because I had no idea what it was. All I knew was that it was an event in the desert and there was no way I was gonna go unless I was paid, chauffeured and had a hotel room waiting for me in case I didn’t like the heat.

Needless to say, I saw the hotel room for about a few minutes and never used it for the duration of my time on the playa.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:32 am

Last night I finally threw away some irradiated pre-cooked hamburger
meat that I originally bought for the `04 burn.
It comes in a foil-like pack and was probably "edible"(if you can call it that) for another 5-10-?...years. I saw it while I was at the store shopping for supplies to take to the desert in `04 and thought "very good...already cooked..nice packaging...easy to fix...wont spoil...perfect for the playa"
...well, this isn`t normally the type of thing that I eat, and I didn`t bother to try this stuff out before I packed it,.. I just threw a couple packages in with our food supplies and went to BurningMan thinking it would be fine to snack on some night sitting around camp, high in protien and all that....
Well we got it out one day on the playa, and without a doubt,...it was nasty. It was kinda pasty-greasy--rancid...even warmed up and seasoned it was really something that nobody could stomach, so it wound up sitting in and leaving BRC in our trash bag. What a waste. We didn`t starve or anything, but I should have tried it first to see if it was even anything I wanted to eat, let alone drag it across the country with me.
So, the remaining package makes it back home with us and somehow gets put into the pantry along with canned goods. I remember seeing it
there a couple times, and thinking I should just throw it away, but something stopped me.
The `05 burn comes and goes, and I was wise enough not to pack along
any marvelously wrapped feces snacks this time, but for some reason that package of god awful rot was still sitting in my pantry 2 years later; and being in a thin, easy to store container, it slipped conveniently out of sight beside some cans of spinach.
Last night in a dazzling moment of clarity, I spotted it, grabbed it, threw it in my overflowing trash bag, and immediately took it out to the curb for the trash man to pick up this morning.
It is gone, the horrid dead nasty meat is finally out of my life and I am marvelling at myself...why the hell did I keep that stuff for SO long?
It entered my mind that I was saving it to feed it to my dog, but I couldn`t even do that to my sweet Char...

Moral to this story? I dunno...Free yourself from nasty meat?

just thought I`d share that...

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:51 am

I brought the Giant Can O' Tuna to the '03 Burn...It went, came back, and sat around for about a year before finally being made into one freakin' HUGE casserole.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:19 am

Dang, EDB, don't you know that xmas canned food drives were made to pawn off unpalatable food on the poor?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:27 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Dang, EDB, don't you know that xmas canned food drives were made to pawn off unpalatable food on the poor?

heh heh. The poor have enough problems already!
That stuff was so bad I couldn`t eat it, to nasty for my dog...
...I`m even concerned for the rats at the landfill...

...maybe I should have burned it....but we`re under a burn-ban now !!

Something really Tacky sounding about a "Burn-Ban"
Sounds like something the playa-serpent folks would say....

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:30 am

I had my first gay experience at 15. A difficult thing to do when you are the only gay in the village.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:26 am

Denali is very unpredictable.
If you understand that and are crazy enough to go,
I salute you.

At night, I put on a formfitting costume and go out to battle evil.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:58 pm

In 1994 I was married,in a traditional Hindu ceremony, to Victor Leo Heineman. Arlo Guthrie sang at our wedding. I am a widower.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:34 pm

I can tie the stem of a marachino cherry into a knot with my tongue in 17 seconds or under.

(Product of a misspent youth? --- Naw, I learned that while I was in college.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:43 pm

mojo wrote:(Product of a misspent youth? --- Naw, I learned that while I was in college.)

psssst. College is misspent youth!

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Denali is a son of a bitch