Girls Gone Wild

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:50 pm

Is this possible?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:12 am

creating a hoax? sure it is.

Otisserie · Post by **Otisserie** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:52 pm

Do you mean a GGW Theme Camp? Interesting idea. You have a dome with a big Girls Gone Wild sign in front and a couple honeys out front. They lead all the frat boys into the dome where they wander around a large maze for several hours getting tired and sober, and keeping them out of general circulation for awhile.

Consider it a small gift to the rest of the community.

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:08 pm

Otisserie wrote:Do you mean a GGW Theme Camp? Interesting idea. You have a dome with a big Girls Gone Wild sign in front and a couple honeys out front. They lead all the frat boys into the dome where they wander around a large maze for several hours getting tired and sober, and keeping them out of general circulation for awhile.

Consider it a small gift to the rest of the community.

I think that's a fine idea! Why get them sober though, keep em in kegs & lock em in! In Deep Playa, just "beyond" the fence line!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:34 pm

Debbie Does Deep Playa.

I likes it.

PrincessCharming · Post by **PrincessCharming** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:51 pm

>!snort!< I love it, Otisserie.. I'll be a honey for that. Sign me up. Or, we lure 'em in, tie 'em up, and have a feminist symposium in there. Or a hoe-down/exorcism of some kind.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:24 am

Lure them in, tie them up and show non-stop Bea Arthur reruns.

PrincessCharming · Post by **PrincessCharming** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:25 am

Heehee! Or get some of the spunkier boys from Jiffy Lube in there to teach 'em a lesson..

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:47 pm

Y'know, I posted somewhere about a wet t-shirt dome, same basic idea, I think it's fantastic. But wait, check this out... we get a REAL HOTTIE drag queen to work 'em into a frenzy, then flip her weenie out in their faces. It even goes with the theme, yeah?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:50 pm

wOuLdN't tHiS bLaTaNt FaLsE aDvEtIsInG bE tAtAmOuNt tO pSeUdO cOmMeRcE?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:22 pm

So maybe we change the name a little? Is that so bad, anyway? I think that it again plays into the theme, one of our greatest fears that BM becomes just another commercial event. Maybe we could even "sell" "tickets" or something. Charge in plollars(non-existent money), then we could have a REAL party with all those yahoos begging to get in, then everybody runs out the back door as we let them in.

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:06 am

If you did everything as stated, with the maze, and wired it for sound so that a party always sounded like it was just around the corner, you could keep them in there for days--maybe even weeks.

And when you finally let them out, they'd convince themselves that they had a great time.

Unless, of course, they're reading this

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:06 pm

Hell, them "Gone Wild" girls ain't got NOTHIN' on them "Free-Range Burning Man Girls". Like putting chipmunks in tube tops in with wildcats, wearing toolbelts.

Whew!

*mopping brow*

Ink_Burn · Post by **Ink_Burn** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:23 am

[quote="Otisserie"]Do you mean a GGW Theme Camp? Interesting idea. You have a dome with a big Girls Gone Wild sign in front and a couple honeys out front. They lead all the frat boys into the dome where they wander around a large maze for several hours getting tired and sober, and keeping them out of general circulation for awhile.

Consider it a small gift to the rest of the community.[/quote]

Ahhh, I love it!

Demon · Post by **Demon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:57 pm

Great concept. Keep the hon balls occupied while the rest of us enjoy the burn for what its supposed to be :P

Lady V · Post by **Lady V** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:09 pm

We were inspired to start a theme camp this year with the title...

Hearts Gone Wild

(indirect point-making)

~:)

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:32 am

From The Latest issue of the onion:

Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization

April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14

SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX—In what wildlifestyle reformation volunteers are calling a "positive step," the first group of rehabilitated Girls Gone Wild were released back into the civilized world Monday, and early signs indicate that they are adjusting smoothly, according to the director of the group responsible for their rescue.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46936

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:58 pm

...The 11 girls were captured nearly one month ago during their annual spring migration to the area and then put through an intensive rehabilitation program. "They have come a very long way," Ottley said. "When we first brought them into our clinic, they could barely function beyond baring their breasts, and they communicated solely through loud, sustained hoots."... Park ranger Jeff Macken, who assisted in the rescue effort, said they attracted the girls with bright lights similar to those of camera crews. "We had planned to catch them with a net, then sedate them," Macken said. "But we found that shooting them with tranquilizer darts was not as effective as taking a page from nature and putting Rohypnol in their exotic drinks."

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:44 pm

I'm glad at least one other person found this enjoyable.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:12 am

OH, I love that we're getting the print version free in San Fransisco these days.

Eddy Reno · Post by **Eddy Reno** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:40 am

post hoc; ergo; propter hoc.

I can't believe it took them this long... lol
(I'll be very surprised if really happens though!)

Medicine Man · Post by **Medicine Man** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:52 pm

I think what needs to be at the end of the maze is a dungeon staffed with Doms and Dominatrices. You can't leave until you've both served and been served.

didjeridug · Post by **didjeridug** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:29 am

[quote=Unless, of course, they're reading this[/quote]

I'm not so sure they know HOW to read, so i think we're safe in our plotting.....

to further speed up their departure, why not have a "Free Valet" service when they drive in the greeter station... so they arrive, get out of their SUV's turn right into the maze, we then move their cars around to the outside of the front gate pointing South, the maze brings them right out to the door of their car, they have no choice but to get in and GO... oh, and don't forget some people standing there telling them what a great time they had but they really don't think they'll be back to see all those dust bunnies... :twisted:

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:54 am

I think your post qualifies as an ad.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:09 pm

He's a spam man using the system. He got his site up. Now we need to tear it down.

bb

hobbit · Post by **hobbit** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:16 pm

BUT - one of our founding principles is inclusivity. Maybe by putting up with their beer-goggling ways we help their psyches to evolve.

that hasn't worked too well, has it? thats done wonders with the rave scene, right?

it is easy to feel superior to others and difficult to try to understand them.

hope you are not trying to speak for everyone with that. i know i dont feel superior when i am constantly blown away by people's diversity - depth and width of experience.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:31 pm

Hobbit has a good argument there!

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:15 pm

I've heard that the Women of Wongo will be planning a reunion sometime soon. Perhaps collaboration is possible?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:19 pm

I've heard that the Women of Wongo will be planning a reunion sometime soon. Perhaps collaboration is possible?

RouseMouse · Post by **RouseMouse** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:06 pm

I Like the whole Idea,,,
But , do you really need people to have a camp ?

Could you build a camp that was purly a fancy front with animatrons waving the boys in from the street leading them to the parlor and the one way door to the back, which is purly maze with the sounds beconing them on leading them eventually to the "back ally" with another one way door?
And would it be humain to have watering staitions every few miles of maze? or should there just be a clean up crew to remove the "Hoop" (Humans out of place) after the event ends and the camp is struck?

just wondering..............

But I like the idea... even if you did change the name ...
Gals Went Crazy?

I think this Chaplin film is getting to me ...

Girls Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild

Theme Camp?

Re: Theme Camp?

Re: Theme Camp?

fratboy maze

this camp isn't just a great idea, it's a necessity..

frat boys

pure automation?