The Bar
(Runs into bar wearing nothing but an inflatable pool float ring, snorkel and flippers, tosses multiple pool toys into hot tub and jumps in.)
Oh yes...(jumps out, leaving little puddles here and there, and slides a case of Famous Grouse on to the bar).
This is for later - I think something with an umbrella in it for now...(dives back in the tub)
Oh yes...(jumps out, leaving little puddles here and there, and slides a case of Famous Grouse on to the bar).
This is for later - I think something with an umbrella in it for now...(dives back in the tub)
Cum catapulte proscripte erunt tum soli proscripti catapultus haebunt.
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helitack
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Hmmm....well, uh, hmmm, well her initials are KK, does that help?tisha2 wrote:hey! i have hooters!!!
yeehaw - the bar's been a-hoppin!
any more o' that chai? i need an extra jump today too.
who's yer friend, heli?
DP - i'm thinking of you and believing in you too. yeah - that remembering stuff is pretty cool. and how about actually feeling like breathing when you wake up in the morning? just wait till you get around to some kind of semi-strenuous activity...feels fucking awesome!
now, if chai is hitchhiking to the playa....how's he gonna get all his chai out there?
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dragonfly Jafe
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Krispy Kremes!helitack wrote:Hmmm....well, uh, hmmm, well her initials are KK, does that help?tisha2 wrote:hey! i have hooters!!!
yeehaw - the bar's been a-hoppin!
any more o' that chai? i need an extra jump today too.
who's yer friend, heli?
DP - i'm thinking of you and believing in you too. yeah - that remembering stuff is pretty cool. and how about actually feeling like breathing when you wake up in the morning? just wait till you get around to some kind of semi-strenuous activity...feels fucking awesome!
now, if chai is hitchhiking to the playa....how's he gonna get all his chai out there?
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
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- Bob
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Looks like a bottle someone found on a west Texas roadside.
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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- Bin Noddin
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Hey Mozy- Whats'up with that drink? That drink is just WRONG. Really, I mean it.
http://www.boogerwoods.com/index.html
For the song that black cat was referring to...
http://www.boogerwoods.com/index.html
For the song that black cat was referring to...
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omg im so ticked off...we (meaning my whole house) were up until like 1 am last night cleaning the house top to bottom because we have investors from some frufru upper class ivy leauge rehab coming to check the place out and decide if they want to pump more money into the executive directors's pockets so they can each buy a new lexus and a plasma TV for their office/penthouse apartments...i asked the manager why we had to work our asses off...his exact words? "if the investors see how we really live they'll walk right out the door!" ....and this effects me...how??...but thats not the end of it... theres a policy that when someone in the house relapses the entire population is made aware of it and we have to watch the guy get rolled up...once again i dont know why...but last night around 3am one of the new guys decided to smoke some crack in the bathroom and got caught...so EVERYONE got woken up...watched him pack...and then got lectured about how we didnt know...or didnt tell anyone...that he hadnt slept in 5 days...then we were permitted to go back to sleep...and woken up again at 7am so the house was empty when the investors did their walkthrough..and to punish us for staying silent about the active crack head they took our coffee maker! isnt that creul and unusual?...so if your doin the math i got about 4 hours of broken sleep last night and had to leave the house before i ate breakfast
but hey its not all bad...i go for my job interview at tacobell at 1... [sarcastic] WOO HOOO! Taco bell! [/sarcastic]
hmmm....think i could get away with smoking a joint?...does THC show up in drug tests?
holding onto my sobriety by a ripped and bloody hangnail....
but hey its not all bad...i go for my job interview at tacobell at 1... [sarcastic] WOO HOOO! Taco bell! [/sarcastic]
hmmm....think i could get away with smoking a joint?...does THC show up in drug tests?
holding onto my sobriety by a ripped and bloody hangnail....
[b][u][size=200]!DON'T PANIC![/size][/u][/b]
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Wow... that was different. I was happy to have just found the lyrics and see that I’d remembered them correctly. But you’ve uncovered something special there. Who knew that such a simple song could reach such spectacular heights? I like the car...For the song that black cat was referring to...
(Goes behind the bar and gets a bucket... mops up Mozy sets him near (but not too near) the fire to reconstitute.
I think I got all of you soaked up, Mozy. It’ll pass... just rest here a while.
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
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- EvilDustBooger
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That`s pretty much ME on a Good day!DontPanic wrote:... i got about 4 hours of broken sleep last night and had to leave the house before i ate breakfast ....
...holding onto my sobriety by a ripped and bloody hangnail....
seriously.
hang in there D. Panic.
trust in yourself
you`ve got it in you buddy
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Dang that's some tough luv sheet taken pretty far. I'm glad that I nver got so far into drags that I had to do rehab, but like isn't there a theory somewhere that if the people who have power over you are just plain unreasonable that you'll relapse out of spite?
LeChat. If I sent you some money, would you buy me cds with it? I need to punch up my musical taste. Or maybe I should join the 21st century and ipod myslef...
LeChat. If I sent you some money, would you buy me cds with it? I need to punch up my musical taste. Or maybe I should join the 21st century and ipod myslef...
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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OMG !
I think the bar`s beer list just grew a bit.
...better ad a couple more coolers!
http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottle ... rewery.php

I think the bar`s beer list just grew a bit.
...better ad a couple more coolers!
http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottle ... rewery.php



