If I was a superhero.........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:57 am

...I'd have to wear a better class of underwear.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:19 am

...I wouldn't need glasses, or an alarm clock, or a 401k...

...and there would be a super cool, very pretty, unattached woman that just happened to be the heir to an incredible fortune that was hanging around me in the hopes that I would notice her!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:31 am

... I could drive a car.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:39 am

I AM a Superhero.

...but then again, aren't we all.....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:30 am

I would be..... CHARISMA-GIRL!!! able to charm others into being good, or doing my bidding

, with only a sidelong glance and a smile - i'd be a deadly flirt, have crackerjack aim with flattery, and spread favors like candy! i could stop a criminal in his tracks with a well-timed cough, and turn politicians into little girls with a coy pout! authority figures would be powerless to my charms!!

mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:33 am

I grovel at your feet . . . margarita?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:41 am

hello CHARISMA-GIRL!!!

would be..... CHARISMA-GIRL!!! able to charm others into being good, or doing my bidding , with only a sidelong glance and a smile - i'd be a deadly flirt, have crackerjack aim with flattery, and spread favors like candy! i could stop a criminal in his tracks with a well-timed cough, and turn politicians into little girls with a coy pout! authority figures would be powerless to my charms!!

mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!

mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:52 am

If I was a superhero, I'd be called "The Caff" (pronounced "Calf"), and I would be aided by my side kick "Cocoa De Bean", a mobile planted cocoa plant that would throw explosive chocolate covered espresso beans. People who drank decaff, mineral water, and Folgers coffee single packets would fear/respect me...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:54 am

Bin Noddin wrote:I grovel at your feet . . . margarita?

teehee! why, thank you!!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:56 am

Mozy bonz wrote:
hello CHARISMA-GIRL!!!
would be..... CHARISMA-GIRL!!! able to charm others into being good, or doing my bidding , with only a sidelong glance and a smile - i'd be a deadly flirt, have crackerjack aim with flattery, and spread favors like candy! i could stop a criminal in his tracks with a well-timed cough, and turn politicians into little girls with a coy pout! authority figures would be powerless to my charms!!

mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!

mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!

*gasp* oh! ooooh!!! ya GOT me!!! aahhhh!!!! OOOOHHHH!!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*pantpant*

whew!

buy me a drink, Oragasman?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:02 pm

buy me a drink, Oragasman?

any time. Jamesons?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:08 pm

Please, The Caff, puhleeeeezzzzee, I beg you, forgive me, I've been eating the chocolate-covered coffee beans all day and entertaining the office with caffeinated smartass remarks (we're in a bullpen - don't even rate cubicles). I'll not drink that brown water called de-caf again. Promise.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:39 pm

I would compress time then slow it down for Burning Man. Someone asked once if I was capable of doing so.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:05 pm

When you find youself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk, ack!)

He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:39 pm

...I'd bring back Max Headroom, ya that's wwwwwhadi'ddooo