Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:58 am

Holy Herring! They're speed-bagging us! It's a carpet bombing!

Duck and Cover, Komrades:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/dac.html

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:39 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:45 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:48 am

http://www.apokiliptika.com/Mitt4.jpg

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:48 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:51 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:52 am

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:52 am

Uh, Kernul? Arby's called. They want their oven mitts back. Or they want license fees, whichever is easier to do.

Cite: http://www.answers.com/topic/arby-s-oven-mitt

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:55 am

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:00 am

There is resistance! These 40mm AA guns should make quick work of those oven mitt bombs with their ultra slow descent ratios.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:00 am

(this and some preceeding courtesy of Glenn)

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:28 am

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:41 am

IMPORTANT MESSAGE RECEIVED AT KASTAPO HQ IN ROMMEL BUILDING:

<<<<FROM KERNUL YOUTH REGIONAL HQ - CARSON CITY>>>>>
<<<<TO: MAJOR ROOSEVELT - KASTAPO KOMMANDER>>>>>>>
<<<<RE: RECENT HERRING ATTACKS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR:

WE REALIZE WE ARE ONLY CHILDREN FROM 8 TO 12 YEARS OLD WITH ARYAN LOOKS AND SKEWED OPINIONS OF WORLD EVENTS. <<STOP>>

BUT WE RECENTLY REALIZED SOMETHING.<<STOP>>

HERRING....THEY ARE JUST FUCKING FISH. THEY ARE EASILY DESTROYED, TOYED WITH AND (IF DESIRED) EATEN. THOUGH WE PREFER FISH STICKS.

KRISIS OVER? <<STOP>>

ALL HAIL OUR LEADER KERNUL KILLBUCK!
<<<<END TRANSMISSIONS>>>

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:48 am

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:10 am

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:21 am

Attention Kernul Killbuck: You looked absolutely fabulous on The Discover Channel. Almost human.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:29 am

...funny, when I look at the photo this is what I see - you may want to get those herringfilterglasses thingies re-calibrated!

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:32 am

VIKTORY!!

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:35 am

STRENGTH IN UNITY!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:45 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

"Gott's Mitt Mit Uns"

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:16 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...funny, when I look at the photo this is what I see - you may want to get those herringfilterglasses thingies re-calibrated!

Good, Jafe. You finally got it right. The thing is to STOP HELP DOOM, START HELP UNDOOMING.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:23 pm

The only thing that's doomed is Kamp Apokiliptika's plans for world domination. It's fun to play with your enemies before totally annihilating them. And that's what's been happening...

Your annihilation is coming and quicker than you think!

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:39 pm

MANTIS WILL CONQUER!

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:43 pm

Not only Mantis, but our many secret weapons.....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:44 pm

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:47 pm

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:50 pm

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:53 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:54 pm

That Tank Girl looks like the running gears of hell. If that's the pride of KA's forces you really are f**king doomed!

And don't forget the UA temporarily backed out of the patriotic battle but we still dominate space. Any oven mitts caught in our defensive zone will be annihilated by our gigawatt class lasers in short order.

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:56 pm