Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:02 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:That Tank Girl looks like the running gears of hell. If that's the pride of KA's forces you really are f**king doomed!

Ah Kinetic, you just haven't done your research.
I'll loan you this book...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:03 pm

Ahhhh....nothing like a stroll in Kernul Square after the Viktory Over Herrings celebration!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:11 pm

I don't know what to do. Part of me wants to help the Camp Herring people...as they are a bit overwhelmed. But yet I just can't get into this herring thing. I like fish and chips, salmon, and shrimp but herring just doesn't do it for me.
Couple that with being persona non grata and not having a camp to join and it looks like it's back to being independent again....

And I admit that tank girl is kinda cute despite what I said.....I think I need a shot of Vitamin T and some time to think this out.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:18 pm

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:18 pm

Need a shot Kinetic?

We can arrange a shooting....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:21 pm

I don't know what I need right now. I'm just bummed out when I shouldn't be.

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:49 pm

tasty fried herring coming up!!

get yer fork.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:41 pm

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:14 pm

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LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:24 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:Ahhhh....nothing like a stroll in Kernul Square after the Viktory Over blablabla!

At nightfall that very day - it happens again.

Never be certain of victory...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:42 pm

Ahhhhh....you poor, poor Norwegians have bekome so prediktable!

Didn't you think we'd expect a stream of fish bombardments upon our holiest of monuments after what you did to the Rommel Towers?

We have blocked your paltry assault with the launch of the newly developed:

FISHNET NORWEGIAN DENIAR X1000

Those fish not kaught in the net will be distrakted by the apparently skantily klad missile defense system. Nothing can get through such a wiley approach.

Viktory is Truly Ours...We Thank the Heavens for Blessing Us with the Leader, Our Kernul!!!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:51 pm

Oh no! That sure is trouble!
Thank god she do cower her breasts.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:54 pm

That last second defense against the herring attack will be the last time it's effective. The now defunct UA is donating one of our airborne laser defense systems to CH to supplement their defensive systems.

Once aerial refueling is finished the plane will be on standby for CH to use as needed.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:58 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:Ahhhhh....you poor, poor Norwegians have bekome so prediktable!

Didn't you think we'd expect a stream of fish bombardments upon our holiest of monuments after what you did to the Rommel Towers?

We have blocked your paltry assault with the launch of the newly developed:

FISHNET NORWEGIAN DENIAR X1000

Those fish not kaught in the net will be distrakted by the apparently skantily klad missile defense system. Nothing can get through such a wiley approach.

Viktory is Truly Ours...We Thank the Heavens for Blessing Us with the Leader, Our Kernul!!!

Fishnets burns!!!!!!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:15 pm

Fire Wire wrote:...bla bla bla...Fishnets burns!!!!!!...bla bla bla

Not THAT fishnet. We have used a special synthetic polymer combined with embedded asbestos. If the fishnet burned, don't you think that hot body would have already destroyed it ahead of it's intended defensive usages?!?!?!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:21 pm

Keep breathing that asbestos. It will make it easier on the CH forces when they overrun KA and your forces can't breathe enough to keep up.

Meanwhile the megawatt class lasers will make quick work of anything that feebly tries to get airborne.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:12 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:06 pm

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:13 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:42 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Dead Valentino...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:55 pm

....funny thing is, that's how they talk over there....

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:16 pm

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:48 pm

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:45 pm

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:34 pm

Wvzi Pvimfo,

Szev zxjfrvw hsrknvmg lu ylfiylm. Droo wvorei gl gillkh lm kozbz.

And with that being said, I'm going for a beer...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:42 pm

Did you hear me? I said I’m going to The Bar...

FOR A BEER...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:58 am

Ah, ok... I've got my translator droid working on that...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:04 am

JIHAD AGAINST THE HERRING HUGGERS!!!

She's a virgin, really, she is......

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:18 am

Oooh, ah... that one's not a virgin anymore.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:20 am

Kernul!! Save some for your minions...oooh and sycophants

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