Make up your own accusation against the BMorg thread!

[CLARKcon]

THE HELL YOU SAY... Over responses to the largely discussed 2006 theme "Hope and Fear", the BMorg has deceided to up the ante and makes things a little more interesting, and it is in direct relation towards the participant's concurring mood level. If the statistics and ratio's show from the numerous touchpads and voting devices located throughout BRC to maintain a constant "hopeful" level through the event, the burning of The Man will go as scheduled and without further reaction. Then again, if the gauge drops to "fearful" for more than three consecutive days, the organization has planned a consequential action to resolve the issue, dubbing a term around the office known as "Burning You". At which said point, The Man (constructivly and intentionally more articulate this year) will free himself from his base and begin to randomly incinerate everything in its path. This is possible through the current advances in Artificial Intelligence (AI) which uses a chaos factor engine (used in many video games) to give the structure free-will. A GPS unit mounted in the head housing gives the installation a bearing, and helps track previous paths of destruction. One of the other weapons installed is the use of Personal Announcment speakers framed inside, with which the current voice module intermittingly utilizes a sound board of Peter Weller's dialouge from the movie "RoboCop", and a five second sample Techno track of Charlie LeDuff saying the word "drugs". "Not to fear", comments the LLC, "as The Man will eventually tire of decimating your freedom loving asses, and unfortunatily, due to the chaos chip, will begin to tear apart and deconstruct himself from a lack of competitive stimulation. Those left alive can enjoy the rest of the burn as normal". This is being looked into by associated authorities...

[MoisturePup]

This is bullsheeit. I came up with the idea of The Man being made into a hunter Killer robot, but I'm not getting no freakin' art grant. This is my idea, and it's copyrighted. If the Borg doesn't pay me for the rights I'm going to have to unleash an army of flying monkey lawyers to resolve this issue.

[CLARKcon]

WHOEVER DID DO IT THOUGHT IT WAS FUN, BUT NOW... When mother nature comes calling this year out at the desert, you may notice alot more space where the greenbuckets used to be. This pertains to the fact that after repeated years of misuse and abusing rented facilities, the local Reno, NV, sanitary company, Johnny-On-The-Spot (JoTS), has intentionally made it a point to not re-new it's contract with the BMorg for the 2006 event. At a follow-up discussion to the deceision, a JoTS spokesman was qouted as saying "We're not going to take your guy's shit anymore...literally. Do you know what it's like to pull a baby carriage out of a disposal tank? How about a bowling ball? AN F***ING BOWLING BALL!" The BMorg has made a counter point and solution to aide participants, and at the same time to keep waste from hitting the dust. PlayaPampersTM are fully supportable adult disposable briefs, and can hold two liters of liquids or one pound of solid material before needing to be disposed of. The undergarments are factored into this years ticket pricing tiers, and stocked supplies will be available at the Crap-N-Snap stations at the 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock (Center Camp), and 9 o'clock positions. The organizers support and agree with the waste disposal company on their deceision, and stated "If you want to act like baby's by messing up the program needs of our community, then babies you'll be treated like...(shakes a rattle) Goo Goo gaa gaa...poopy paddy taa taa pee pee didi...", end quote."