Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:40 pm

Uh oh, another tripod posting blem.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:06 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:48 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:27 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:57 pm

The Norske seem to have retreated into their site... and accuse ME of having lost my touch. Well, I've been using this time to sharpen my sword!! A new salvo begins!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:00 pm

And another one!!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:08 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:The Norske seem to have retreated into their site... and accuse ME of having lost my touch. Well, I've been using this time to sharpen my sword!! A new salvo begins!!

We would to say...

NOT!!

Your touch is as it has always to been...

Especially in conversion of enemy to proper consideration of their own doom.

Is the herrings who have to lost touch. With reality. That they are of truly doomed.

Were they not, would they to be hiding in ice-holes?

bb

Cool Wire · Post by **Cool Wire** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:35 pm

It's Apokiliptika that's doomed. What you see is not a retreat, it's the calm before our new offensive that will crush Apokiliptika once and for all.

Or in other words we're working on better propaganda than the Kernul puts out.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:50 pm

I foresee-- a realm once populated by Herrings... now a barren artistic wasteland, strewn with the ruins of a once mighty nation of poets, artists and intellectuals.

The forces of APOKILIPTIKA march in to claim fertile territory, to reform it.... into....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:47 pm

Kernul - awesome....finally some posters that don't mention the Norwegians, Herring or their pet Walruses.

Sex poster smuggled out of Norway....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:16 pm

Yes, this walrus thing just must stop (even though I don't think they HAVE walrus in Norway... but it's the principle of the thing).

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:04 pm

Walrus (Odobenus rosmarus)

Distribution and Numbers

Easily recognised by its long tusks, the walrus is the only living member of
the Odobenidae family of pinnipeds and has two generally recognised
subspecies. The Atlantic walrus (O.r. rosmarus) is found from the east
Canadian Arctic eastwards to the Kara Sea. The Pacific walrus
(O.r. divergens) is found in the north Pacific Ocean and in Arctic waters
from the East Siberian Sea to the western Beaufort Sea, as well as in the
Laptev Sea. It has been proposed by some scientists that the Laptev Sea
population be given subspecific status as the Laptev walrus (O.r. laptevi)
but this is not widely accepted. Accurate data on walrus abundance is not
available but the most recent rough population estimates have been
22,500 Atlantic walruses (6,000 in Norway and Russia, 12,000 in Canada
and 4,500 in Greenland), and a minimum of 200,000 Pacific walruses in
eastern Russia and the United States.

http://www.pinnipeds.org/species/walrus.htm

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Great Northern Penis Bones

The baculum, or penis bone, is a common feature of many male mammals.
This bone supports and stiffens the penis, but animals exhibit tremendous
variations in its size. Walrus, for example, can have bacula that are more
than half a meter long, while in humans the bone is only rarely present.
Dr. Steven Ferguson is a Research Scientist at the Freshwater Institute of
Fisheries and Oceans Canada, in Winnipeg. He thinks he's discovered a
pattern in baculum development in carnivores. Animals who live in high
latitudes, closer to the poles, tend to have large ones, while equatorial
animals are not so well endowed. He thinks this might be a result of the
mating strategies the different environments demand.

http://radio.cbc.ca/programs/quirks/arc ... apr10.html

You asked.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:42 pm

Oh, you damn smart ass... but a SMART smart ass, I must admit.

Ok, now I can impress all I meet with a phrase like:

Did you know there are around 6,000 walrus in Norway?

Well, actually it's pretty cool info

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:02 pm

At least they leave the herring alone... walrus being shellfish diners.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:35 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:15 pm

Oslo Spy · Post by **Oslo Spy** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:15 pm

Everyone - I come from Copenhagen. I am in living at London, England for my report.

Am being Danish and am hating Norwegians like you do.

Per my contract with Apokiliptika, I have obtained this MEMO from the Forbanna organization run by our enemies.

http://www.forbanna.com/

Memo shows that breach in Norwegian security is severe. More report of action later.

Live Wire · Post by **Live Wire** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:18 pm

Kernul Killbuck!!!!!!

Major Roosevelt!!!!!!

This is your doing. We KNOW YOU DID THIS.

We will not tolerate REAL WORLD violations of our networks!

This whole thing has gone too far!!!!!!!!!

Do you want REAL enemies when this is over?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:19 pm

Ahem.....might you be over reacting a little bit?

Did you really think we would sit here and wait for you. The tentacles of our reach are long and reach well into all reachable places.

Bully!!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:30 pm

Ach sooo, inflation, inflation, inflation. I'll be in Germany until Thursday. In the mean time, behave Live Wire. You have a lot of posts until you reach mine 122 posts. Remember to add our camp herring shield in your signature Live Wire. Looks kind'a silly without it...

Live Wire · Post by **Live Wire** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:52 pm

Do you see how outraged I am???

Not only did Apokiliptika hack into our treasured Forbanna....now they have hacked into my Eplaya profile and I have had to regenerate a new one with a tougher password.

Do not believe ANYTHING LiveWire the imposter says!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:55 pm

Live Wire · Post by **Live Wire** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:00 pm

CLARKcon wrote:Coffee Break between battles...

Nice sentiment but as you can see, the forces of doom do not play by any rule book. They have hacked their way onto our website as well as my Eplaya logon. This is sick!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:29 pm

Even the forces of doom have some things they wouldn't do. Modifying a website? Yeah, I could believe that. Hacking your eplaya login? I have my doubts about that. Serious doubts. I've heard of a lot of hijinks going on with the eplaya for years now but this would be a real surprise if someone took the time to hack your login. If they wanted to cause havoc it's far easier and a lot more fun to create a sock and be done with it.

I hate to be rude and blunt but on the charge of hacking your eplaya login I respectfully call: Bullshit.

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Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:08 pm

Socks that honor all two Norwegian inventions: cheese slicers & paper clips.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:44 pm

We have agreed to conduct our so called "conflict" within the rules war, and avoid maliciousness. I would be annoyed, indeed disappointed should the source of this mischief be found amoung my ranks.

Sacking, piliging, torching the huts, yeah, all fair (and old Viking fun and games too don't ya know), but hacking is beyond the pale in my book.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:25 am

Oh no!! Now LiveWire's avatar is hacked upside-down to!!
This is really getting out of control here!
Please stop hacking LiveWire before he get's really mad.