Something we don't know about you....

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:40 pm

At least I came out with that bit of practical knowledge. It's won me a bunch of drinks over the years.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:31 pm

Here's one about me. I hope it's not too disgusting.

A few years ago I was running for the bus with a friend of mine and tripped and fell.

(I know that's pretty funny.)

I was so embarrassed. When I got on the bus my friend freaked out. Blood was getting all over the place. Turns out, my top teeth went straight through my bottom lip. Clear through.
I didn’t think much of it. Got some tissue and some ice and went home.
It took a few days, actually weeks to heal.

Then I discovered something. Everything I feel on the inside of my lip feels like it's on the outside and vise versa.
It’s still like that to this day.

You cant tell by just looking at my lip.

(did I really need to share that?)

Oh, I know what I forgot to say.

Kisses feel more arousing now. Wierd.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:51 am

I was professionally trained to be a steer and Bullrider for the Gay rodeo. I can't believe I ever had that much meat between my legs, and yes I was on top, in the beginning.
Just call me "Brokeback- Bambi".

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:13 am

I rode a bull once. I learned immeadiately that it wasn`t my sport.
It felt like riding a pulsating hammer. He knocked me around and scraped me off his back onto the corral.
I`ve done some pretty terrifying things, but those were
about three of the most painful seconds of terror I`ve ever experienced.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:29 pm

Those seconds felt like hours to me. I carried a nice set of hoof-shaped bruises on my ass for a few weeks. I did'nt feel a thing and I laughed through the whole 6 secs.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:45 pm

I fucked a pornstar at the burn last year. How's that for something you didn't know about me?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:52 pm

I ran away to the circus...

Twice...

And I'm going back at the end of the week...
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And I think virgins are overated.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:24 pm

I used to ride a chopped out Harley Davidson... measured 9'-9" from tip of the front tire to the tip of the back. Jammer rigid frame and a 16" overstock Girder front end.

But alas... it's gone the way of the wind, now.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:26 pm

I played flute in Band Camp.....seriously.

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:50 pm

While drunk off my can backpacking in France, I came *this* close to accidentally joining the French Foreign Legion.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:04 pm

I'm just now taking a breather from absolutely, completely, aerobically ROCKIN' OUT...to E.L.O..

PrincessCharming · Post by **PrincessCharming** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:46 pm

Today I went for a lovely hike with my woman and made love to her on some moss. Hehheh, made her holla! Feeling virile ever since, with a swagger in my step.. Oh, and we looked up after and noticed we'd chosen to get down in what seemed to be the bunnies' personal toilet area.. Oh well! It was worth it. :D

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:11 pm

To hell viagra. I'm getting me a rabbit.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:03 pm

so Uuuummmm,

I amongst other systems......have a Mac.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:43 am

one time, i had sex with a girl....it was kinda scary....

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:08 am

In a forward bend I can touch my palms to the floor without bending my knees.

I have dislocated my L shoulder at least 10 times and had 3 surgeries on it.

I would love to climb Denali. Have mountaineered in Europe, Peru and Ecuador.

I am happily married and still pinching myself over this wonderful life.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:32 am

This one time I pee'd my pants...on purpose. It was my birthday and I was totally sober. Went to my friends house to party, and I looked around, and with the "it's my birthday and I can do whatever I want" voice, I said"Hmmm...I think I'll pee my pants." Stood in their shower with my pants on, put a smile on face and let go. I/friends couldn't stop laughing. My friend gave me a pair of pants and the rest of the night was game on.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:26 pm

i got to work this morning and realized that i'd put my panties on inside out. oh the humanity.

PlayaPetal · Post by **PlayaPetal** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:10 pm

im have a superuber, big time, scaredy-cat chicken shit, crazy fear of needles and dentists and... I have a toothache...*sigh*

calsur · Post by **calsur** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:28 pm

cowboyangel,

I actually voted Democrat my first year I was able to vote.

Jerry Brown spent a night in a tent with Linda Ronstadt so he got my vote.

And my confession, I can cook and I like it.

And I am good at it.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:15 pm

I'm double jointed

I'm an excellent cook

I've dislocated both my shoulders around 25 times

I studied martial arts for six years

I'm a badass with nunchakus

I've had sex in at least a half a dozen different public restrooms

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:18 pm

Ha. I went to a nude beach with Daniel Ellsberg once upon a time......
ok forget that right now

jupiter9 · Post by **jupiter9** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:13 pm

I read the entire set of encyclopedia Britannica at the age of 9 because I wanted to know everything.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:59 pm

I'm the Cheif Editor of a small local arts newspaper called "ARTiculation".

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:10 pm

Jezebel

Now I recognise you.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:09 am

I'm a chef and can knock up an awesome pork and lemongrass burger.

Im SHIT scared of spiders

I was a concert level violinist until some fucker stole my violin, I don't play anymore

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:42 am

I still play with crayons.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:24 pm

I still play with Play-Doh.

I also hoard writing utensils - pens, pencils, Sharpies, regular felt-tip markers - whatever. I probably have 100 or so altogether that I've just accumulated here and there. I even snag them off of coworker's desks sometimes. I always carry an ink pen in my pocket.

I have seven calculators.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:37 pm

nice to see you again ring, hope all is fine

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:45 am

RingO'Fire wrote:I still play with Play-Doh.

I also hoard writing utensils - pens, pencils, Sharpies, regular felt-tip markers - whatever. I probably have 100 or so altogether that I've just accumulated here and there. I even snag them off of coworker's desks sometimes. I always carry an ink pen in my pocket.

I have seven calculators.

I hoard writin' sticks TOO....but never, ever have one on me when I want to write down an idea or make a sketch. Drives me CRAZY.

How's it goin', RingO? Long time no see! Does this mean it's....

STORY TIME?

'cuz you give Good Story.