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spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:10 pm

ms.potsmoke wrote:... While some would like to not believe this [and there are a few even on this site(spectabillis, and I think nyc.ghost.hunter

and someone decided to rip some gamers id? right. whats worse is the lack of creativity and planning in trying to pull this off, too bad really, because you could have done something interesting here with it. but its also been tried before under the labels of performance art/cacaphony/self-promotion.

we0ne · Post by **we0ne** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:25 pm

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but I can assure you all that everyone (except a very small portion of the human population) have their heart in the middle of their chest. The apex of the heart lies just to the left of the sternum, aka heart bone. The apex of the heart is the point of maximum impulse, which is why when people feel over their left nipple, they are left with the assumption that their heart is on their left side. Not that this has anything to do with the previous posts really, just didn't want someone to get all excited about meeting someone with their heart in the middle of their chest cause you already have.

We have an anomoly in Canada and we call it SAMSQUINCH!

Cheers!

ms.potsmoke · Post by **ms.potsmoke** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:19 pm

I'm more intrigued by the heart encased in bone, then where it really is. It's really cool looking. Like a hard human heart sticking through the chest...covered by skin. The middle of the chest thing is just describing where you see it on his body.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:28 pm

Lets add some validity to this thread, ms.potsmoke. Tell us about your encounter with an0moly in the Georgia swamp. What is so amazing about him? Is he a dj? A perfomer? Besides the physical attributes, what is it about him that is so astounding? You say that your parents saw him in the 1930's, but now it's 2006, that would make him 70+ years old, and he only looks like he's 25? Is he an apparition? A timetraveler? Let's here about this Georgia swamp...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:29 pm

I'm so shallow. I just like her avatar.

ms.potsmoke · Post by **ms.potsmoke** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:02 am

O.K.!!! I do believe I'm at the perfect balance of high/and not high to tell this tale! So, here's the story: In 1999, I was attending Valdosta State University (majoring in Sociology). One night, me and the rest of the Alpha Phi Sorority had a "Swing in the Swamp" party! At around 2:00am, after numerous drunken guy propositions shot down, I saw a boy with blue hair through the willow trees. I walked throught the swamp and met his man. At around 2:30 am, we talked about life...(sorry, but that's all you guys get) and we made love on a leafy/muddy island next to an albino gator. My life was laid out before me. When his sperm(!?!) entered me I saw the blueprint of life. Everything came (no pun intended!) into focus. I was allowed a look into the plan of existence. My life began & ended at that very moment. Everything had changed! My dreams...my thoughts...and my life! That's all I feel comfortable sharing at this moment. But believe me when I say, an0maly is going to change us all. There is no doubt about that! This Burning man we are truly going to be blessed by the man with the boned heart!

ms.potsmoke · Post by **ms.potsmoke** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:06 am

Thanks Bin Noddin for your comments, but like I said before...I'm not interested in PM's and flattery. So, please...stop guys! I have a one track mind as it is. Just prepare yourselves for a great burn this year. Hugs and kisses to you all,
ms.potsmoke

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:15 am

Wanna see my white alligator?

(I know, only RG is going to ge that joke.)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:32 am

Kudos ms.potsmoke, kudos. I would not think of myself as being too gullible, but sometimes I lean to imagine the possibility of such great storytelling to have a drop of truth. Wow, I almost was starting to wonder about an0maly. Thank you for clarifying that this is indeed a joke thread. I wanted to know if I could start my own legend spoof here, or if I should start a new thread called "Step Right Up!"? Thank you for the entertainment

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:54 am

I wish the eplaya had an option for plonking entire threads. Take a guess which one I'd plonk first?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:59 am

I hear ya KIV. This is now unofficially a great place to talk about other random things. Can you believe that President Brown thread? What do you think: Did someone hack the account, or did PB just freak out?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:16 pm

Thats it, people's tunnel-visionitis has caused me to pull a complete 180 on this. Its one of my new favorite topics, right beind 'bman is for fags' topic.

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:52 pm

He's white and looks to be around 25 years old, but is much, much older. I think my grandparents saw him in the 30's in Italy...very weird stuff. And, although I don't think nyc.ghost.hunter is one of them, there are people that try and track this guy. I'm not one of them, but like I said in other posts...have met him in a Georgia swamp, of all places.

Like on The Shning where that guy is in the photo...or Twelve Monkeys! Oh man this is scary! Not sure if I'm feeling hope or fear right now.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:28 pm

ms.strogenoff wrote:O.K.!!! I do believe I'm at the perfect balance of high/and not high to tell this tale!

Hooray! We’re all gettin’ some tale! ‘Bout time, I say! I feel I really should mention though, that I used that “perfect balance of high/not high" line once on a judge during some bogus DUI hearing and boy, was I in hot water!

mr.strogenoff wrote: So, here's the story: In 1999, I was attending Valdosta State University (majoring in Sociology).

Don’t look at me, I didn’t say a damn thing. Now is not the time to point and laugh, people. That’ll come later.

ms. strogenoff, mr. strogenoff - whatever - wrote: One night, me and the rest of the Alpha Phi Sorority...

Why do the rest of you guys keep looking at me like I’m the guilty one here? I didn’t say nothin’. You go right ahead with tellin' your little tale, Mr/Ms. Strogenoff. Feel free to go all James Frey on us and shit, we’re all ready to suspend our collective disbelief a little here, n’kay? (Personally, I’m suspending my belief that Strokenoff here is not some big, hairy guy wackin’ off with one hand while he typed that drivel, but that’s my issue.) Sorry, carry on.

strogenoff, just strogenoff wrote:... had a "Swing in the Swamp" party! At around 2:00am, after numerous drunken guy propositions shot down, I saw a boy with blue hair through the willow trees. I walked throught the swamp and met his man. At around 2:30 am, we talked about life...(sorry, but that's all you guys get)

Who the fuck cares what you guys talked about? We want the money shot! WE WANT THE MONEY SHOT!

[Cue the cheezy porn background music of your choice. Ed.]

unbeliebably, strogenoff continued on and wrote:...and we made love on a leafy/muddy island next to an albino gator. My life was laid out before me.

I know what you cynical bastards are thinking. You're wondering if when he’s tellin’ his version of the tale if that ‘albino gator’ isn’t replaced by an everyday, plain-ol’-run-of-the-mill, 'swamp sow'? Jesus, you guys are so cruel! Callin' poor Strogenoff a filthy pig like that, you should be ashamed of yourselves! Now go stand in the corner, and no touching for the rest of the story! Sorry, I meant 'tale'.

mr.strogenoff ms. strogenoff, it's just a label, isn't it? Anyhoo, it wrote: When his sperm(!?!) entered me I saw the blueprint of life. Everything came (no pun intended!) into focus. I was allowed a look into the plan of existence. My life began & ended at that very moment.

Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwww! There’s an AV award winner, if I ever saw one!

strogenoff wrote: Everything had changed! My dreams...my thoughts...and my life! That's all I feel comfortable sharing at this moment. But believe me when I say, an0maly is going to change us all. There is no doubt about that! This Burning man we are truly going to be blessed by the man with the boned heart!

Okay, okay, you win. No way can I keep up with that line of bullshit!

Thanks, Strogen! That was some awesome tale!

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:30 am

Ah man, if I had a nickle for every time I used the old "If we have sex, the blueprint of life will be revealed to you" back in college, shit, I'd have like $2.50 right now.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:44 pm

Blueprint of life? And I just thought I had a rash ....

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:16 pm

When his sperm(!?!) entered me I saw the blueprint of life. Everything came (no pun intended!) into focus. I was allowed a look into the plan of existence. My life began & ended at that very moment.

You know there are literary contests out there that dream of lines like that. With such talent you really need to check out this link.

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

Seriously. Don't delay, they will worship the ground you walk on after reading that. You'll be famous! Ok, if being interviewed on a North Dakota radio station counts as part of your ideal 15 minutes of fame....then this is the place for you.

an0maly

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