The Bar

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:23 pm

Its the Link River in Klamath Falls. We used to live on California Ave, just over the hill that you see. It was nice to have this mini wilderness right in the city. So long ago, sigh.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:25 pm

Yeah, it reminds me of some hiking about 3 miles out of town. I've lived in this small town most of my life, except living in Seattle for a bit. I love the Valley here...very simple living

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:32 pm

Bin, did you say you were or weren't going to make it out to the desert this year?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:35 pm

Hey! Anything left to drink in this jernt?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:37 pm

(CLARKcon pours BC a YagerBull) A nice nightcap!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:40 pm

(CLARK whispers to the breeze (((LeChatNoir)))...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:41 pm

(Grabs the megaphone which is beside him on the rafter where he sleeps)

(Screee-Sirrren)Hey... could you guys crank it up a bit down there? Hard to sleep without a bunch of noise

And toss up a beer (Screee-Sirrren)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:44 pm

(coffee sprays everywhere) Cough-Cough...Hi LeChat, the phone caught me off guard, right when I was taking a sip (throws up a silver bullet bottle to the cat). I should really do something, but this damn forum sucks out my brain

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:45 pm

Girls, fly up and say hey to the kitty.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:46 pm

It's getting busy in here! Someone should make up some snacks! (CLARK goes to make trail mix) (whispers to the breeze (((KIV)))...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:48 pm

Two women on a flying bottle of booze?!?!

Now you’ve got my attention

(Rubs sleepy eyes)

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:51 pm

cock flaps mightily, rises to rafters, motions with beak for chat to get on back, feathers swirling around bar
Hop on Chat! Let's get 'em.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:53 pm

I'll set up a safety net down below incase you knock a couple down!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:56 pm

***Peeks cautiously into the bar***

I can't explain what I'm seeing and I don't wanna know either. Cocks, cats....it's pretty crazy in there!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:57 pm

KIV! You made it! Now just hold on to this corner of the net, I think BC and LeChat are going to flank them from the side. Here, hold this...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:58 pm

I'm holding but I'm wondering what's gonna happen next!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:59 pm

Runs around in circles looking up with arms out - "Don't worry, I'll catch ya!" Trips over a chair, sprawls on the floor. Hmmmm, comfy. Pulls up a corner of the NEBlanket. Ahhh. Desert dreams. I have my ticket, but still have to juggle several family and business trips/events to make sure it works out.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

(Hops on back of cock)

(Points with paw...)

FLYING BABES HOH!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

Must have champagne!

shoots behind bar in hot pursuit of hot bubbly chix, soars back up toward ceiling...

Cmon Chat, steer!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

Keep holding tight KIV!!!!!!!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:01 pm

I hope that net holds! Oh man, this is crazy!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:04 pm

They're veering off!!

(Pulls to the left)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:07 pm

Tell me when LeChat (pulls net very tight) KIV, hows your side holding?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:10 pm

It's holding...but I can't stay much longer.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 pm

LeChat, hurry!!! We can't hold it much longer, this thing weighs like 900 lbs.!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 pm

tilts dangerously to the right, sweeping over bar, knocking off drinks

Oooooohhh shhiiiiittttttt!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 pm

Snoozes happily, oblivious to hullabaloo. SHIT! 2 a.m. gotta be up soon for work. Good night. Dreams of flying champagne ladies, flying roosters and cats. Hold on, CC and K-IV! Gotta remember to post on the "Something you don't know about me" thread about my very short career with the circus. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:12 pm

(Pulls to the right)

We're almost on 'em!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:13 pm

(brow sweat) Ni...NIght Bin!!! Ohh, oh...I think I see one coming down!!! Here it comes....shit!!! !!! !!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:14 pm

COME TO DADDY!!!