Good Masturbation Stories

CagedKitty · Post by **CagedKitty** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:49 pm

I knew you knew how to do that because of your reference to Wendi. So you're saying it can be done without consent? I will be very responsible with it.

scruffyboy · Post by **scruffyboy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:34 pm

I've been going to BM since 96 (with a couple of missed years) and one of my "traditions" is to go out into the middle of the Playa and indulge in a bit self-loving.
I have to admit it's become increasingly difficult to find a completely isolated area to carry on with this "tradition"

It's really a great experience (for me) to be under the stars making love with one of my favorite people.

PlayaPetal · Post by **PlayaPetal** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:07 pm

Mastubation is wonderful - I must confess..I'm hooked.

One time at Burning Man... actually just last year at BM - my campmate brought home a yummy playa boy - her tent was right next to mine...needless to say, I could hear everything. I was overcome with her moans of pleasure... I had to participate, it was Burning Man afterall... so alone in my tent, I masturbated. It was pretty intense - I can get kind of loud, so the thought of being heard made it all the more thrilling...sorry Quack if your reading this (Chickles too) but I'm me..could help it, and I'd do it again! LOL...Bawk.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:31 pm

Fine, here goes. My first year out (02') It was like Wednesday or Thursday, and I couldn't sleep from the techno camp. So I started my solo performance, and had an idea. I turned on my flashlight and made a shadow puppet on the side of the tent. Just working it, and then I started laughing so hard I couldn't finish!!! I had dialouge and acts to a play going in my head, and to think how absurd it was

Done.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:38 am

i dont have any good stories...i live in a room with 7 other guys...i cant bust a nut without hitting someone in the face...and believe it or not alot of guys arent down with that....go figure...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:37 am

Would you believe that when my sister and I were VERY young...We referred to masturbating as (get this)..rolling.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:55 am

Would you believe that when my sister and I were VERY young...We referred to masturbating as (get this)..rolling.

I prefer to call it fernoodling, kinda rolls off the tongue

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:17 am

It was a lovely afternoon pre-event. I invited a gent into my camp. My camp area was vacant except for one person kitty-corner from where I was (on a corner), who was wandering around their proto-camp. The gent and I were both so crazy hot for eachother that we jumped into my "tent" and began the heavy petting scene. Due to undisclosed issues, we agreed that the funnest thing to do was to show eachother what we can do to ourselves. It was loud and wild. When I crawled out to get a whoopy-wipe, there were a half-dozen people across the road in folding chairs facing my camp. They broke out in applause.

Welcome to Burningman.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:54 pm

robbidobbs wrote:I read in a tantrism book that if you can masturbate 3x/day for 3 mths, you will learn more about yourself than believed possible.

I managed 2x/day for 2 mths...mostly because of scheduling and avoiding tissue damage. At the beginning of this adventure, I had one p/t lover. At the end, I had 5. I was on fire.
I learned a lot. I became sexually self-sufficient, and understood what it means to love yourself.
Oh, and I can roll off a spiritual experience in under 3 minutes.

Well at 6 times a day on average I must be the master of the gawd damned universe.

B-Rella · Post by **B-Rella** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:17 pm

I learned how to masturbate as a teenager by using the hand-held waterpik in the shower set to a gentle massage. Still one of the best ways, IMHO. From that I learned I could have multiple orgasms. I still wonder if my parents worried about the increase in the water usage there for a while. These days, if I'm in the mood, I can get off in a few minutes from the shower massager. And I still often have multiples during intercourse.

I heartily agree with the 2 year old post from TawnyGnosis that women need to be more open and forthright about masturbating. I have been in a commited relationship for over 3 years and I still masturbate. I think it adds to my sensuality and appreciation of sex. And brava to Robbi for sharing. It gave me courage to post this.
Rella

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:28 pm

One of life's more blessed ironies: What for a woman is a joyous life affirming journey into self knowledge and bliss is just plain jerking off for a man. Certainly if I see it.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:18 am

MoisturePup wrote:
robbidobbs wrote:I read in a tantrism book that if you can masturbate 3x/day for 3 mths, you will learn more about yourself than believed possible.
Well at 6 times a day on average I must be the master of the gawd damned universe.

If you could have x6 full orgasms per day without ejaculation, then I'd be impressed.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:40 pm

precipitate wrote:Uh, isn't that what the spank the monkey thread is about?

SPANK ME!! SPANK ME!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:50 am

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:31 am

For a long time I could not understand why guys get off watching the girls pleasure themselves. I thought it was silly. Then one day I witnessed my friend pleasure himself. What a turn-on.

jupiter9 · Post by **jupiter9** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:48 pm

So the first time my sister mastubated she got her period. After that she feared god or some other appropriate deity.

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