The Bar

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:17 pm

(Whhhhooosssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....)

Shit KIV! I think the net was too tight, it wrapped her up!!! (CLARKcon grabs a boxknife to free broomdancer...)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:18 pm

(Looks up at CLARKcon)

Not what you expected, huh?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:19 pm

I don't think she'll complain about that netting. But now that she's back on terra firma I gotta turn this thing off and get some rest. It's been an interesting day...and that's before I checked out the bar.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:20 pm

Smashes into net, Chat, chicks, cock, CC and champagne everywhere

Now that's a party!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:21 pm

Well, I'm tired after that...

(bounds onto the counter, onto the cabinets, and back to the rafters)

Ok... I’m off to bed again

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:22 pm

Whew! (wipes brow off, lights a cig) Now....I....think I'm ready to leave. Night Bin, LeChat, BigC, KIV... (CLARK stumbles out weak from exertion, mumbling) "Broomdancers are more trouble than they are worth!"

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:33 am

Good morning. What a night in the bar. Here's a big pot of coffee for y'all.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:20 am

good morning stretching here are some muffins i will have a cup of coffee from sputnik. mmmmm good. thank you. have a great day guys and gals. wanting to stay but must go to work love to all

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:55 am

Bin Noddin wrote:LIke the new mechanical chicken avatar. Maybe I'll rummage around for a new one for myself . . .

Thanks matey! But I will not reveal my eville dusty boogerish source.
thanks EDB! love it!

Hey Sput! Mmm coffee. OOO and muffins too. with crumbs falling from beak fanks foom!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:52 am

more muffins? well just checking in. walking back to work thinking about tomorrow, that's right it is friday yeah. see ya later for a drink. chill the jager for me. love ya all

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:04 am

mmmmmmm.
Montana Muffins!

My absolute favorite!!!

(nibble nibble nip nudge nummy!)

mmm mmm mmm !

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:09 am

here comes the montana the muffin maiden!!!!!! wheeee!

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:15 am

eViLLe...you enjoy these muffins now...i'll have something special for you tonight! mwah! have a great day!

cheers to all!!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:26 am

PPPFPFFFFFFFTTTTTT (spit takes muffin)
Whoa Monty! You're seriously rivalling uBeR.
prostrates before EDB
Oh great master, reveal thy ways to we inept.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:54 am

Speak for yourself BC.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:10 am

BigCock wrote:Oh great master, reveal thy ways to we inept.

I`m not sure what I did to deserve her.
Just extremely lucky I guess.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:14 am

how about some hooters for lunch

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:16 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:I`m not sure what I did to deserve her.
Just extremely lucky I guess.

I bet humility was a factor. But what do I know.?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:19 am

sorry bc could not resist, love ya

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:26 am

ewwwww! i'm flying the coop while i still can.

later.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:26 am

whats up yall?
so what have i missed during the last 2(?) weeks? whene is the bar thread index gonna be up at running again? it could come in handy at times like these...i can only get to the library about once a week now...

ok so check it out...i just got a new cd...and its one of the best ive heard in a long time...anyone ever hear of Matisyahu? this dude is effing amazing...former heroin addict who during the course of his recovery became a Hasidic(sp?) Jew and now he sings reggae...and he can belt it out as good as bob...check him out
http://www.matismusic.com/
go down to the bottom and check out the video for "King without a Crown...Live at Stubbs"

and remember...when everything turns to a big shit bomb that blows up in your face....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:30 am

BigCock wrote:I bet humility was a factor. But what do I know.?

that maybe and a big cock....

...but you know how that is....

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:59 pm

(CLARKcon strolls through optimistically) Ah, what a gorgous day out! I have an Arts Commission meeting later tonight, should be fun. Montana W, that is a sweet looking avatar, you should keep it for awhile! (or every so often, have it turn around and walk the other way-sorry, I will slap my ownself...SLAP!ohha). I just wanted to drop a daily "hello" if not anything or don't make it back. I'll pop back in later tonight, maybe have another adventure

(BigC, LeChat, KIV, maybe even EDB- what we are going to need is as follows: 2 gallons of honey, 15 feet of nylon rope, a trampoline, a pair of fresh cotton socks, a metal shopping cart w/ no wheels, and a flare gun...don't ask questions...

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:04 pm

(CLARK sprints back into the bar, slides through the dirt and sweeps up the megaphone) !::'MUAWAMWAAAMMWWAAMUUAA!::' sorry, it was the coffee speaking...

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:15 pm

IT'S COLD...IT'S CHILI TIME!!!

*Watchnc ladles out bowls of steaming hot chili for all.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:38 pm

Pours the beers and lays out some spoons and bowls, chopped onions, grated cheese if you want extra toppings. Watchnc - that was just the thing, thank you. YUM

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:58 pm

Good evening! No thanks on the snacks- Tonight in Pearlington, Mississippi our chef "Spoon" fed us too much Spinach salad with hot bacon dressing and lasagna. You'd never know we were living without electricity the way HE cooks! Man!

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:00 pm

But I'll take one of your margaritas Evil! Did I mention to everyone that Evil and Montana are FABULOUS?!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:18 pm

Oh yes, yes....chili and 'ritas!

*brings out a tray of crab and avocado enchiladas, while in strolls the mariachi band*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:20 pm

Karine!! I just popped in and saw what a sweet thing you said!
You are pretty fabulous yourself ...
I`ve got to run(working wee late hours tonight)to dinner now, but I`ll check back in later when I get to the shop

Just for You.
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