The Bar

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:59 pm

Evening all!

I think the night calls for a round of lime daiquiris for everyone!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:12 pm

Yum. Too bad I'm just passing by yet again

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:25 pm

I`m working my ass off tonight, listening to cat barf...
...and loving it.
thanks LeChat...

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:56 pm

Aye, I've been working most the evening as well. I'm leaving the office now. I went on a nice hike with the gf in the afternoon though

Now home for some IPA!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:15 pm

AHAAAAHAAAHAA!!!

I forgot that Karine said she’d make those for you. It’s #2 isn’t it? Sort of acoustic leaning?

Yeah, that’s a pretty good compilation.

(opens magic ditty bag and beer begins to fly out and refill the cooler)

I love this thing...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:56 pm

Grabs a cold one as it flys by. **POP!** A toast to all the burners who were and still are helping down in Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana - HOORAY!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:58 pm

Yeah. vol. 2
Really enjoying all of it. "Amsterdam" is great so far. I also like the mixes
..made me flash to the playa, I could smell the dust for a while there.
Lots still to listen to, and I`m really looking forward to it...
...god it`s getting late and I`ve got miles to go,
I`m out.
I really wanted to stay up and see what ClarkCon is up to...
...nothing like honey, flare guns and fresh cotton socks to tweek
the imagination a bit, but I`ll stop in in the morning and see if the place is still standing...

g`night.*

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:00 pm

hey Bin. didn`t see you come in....g`nite.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:02 pm

Just finishing my beer and I'm out of here, too. Can't afford another sleepy day at the office.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:04 pm

A toast to all the burners who were and still are helping down in Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana - HOORAY!

]

(raises a beer)

Karine made it safely there today, in fact.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:07 pm

Let's ban smoking in here.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:09 pm

But then I'd never be able to catch myself on fire again!!!

I'm for separate sections, myself....

non-smoking, smoking, and smoldering.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:13 pm

That reminds me...

(Slips on four new cotton socks, picks up a flare gun and examines it a bit.... walks out into the night)

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:16 pm

SED wrote:Let's ban smoking in here.

Thanks but no thanks.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:19 pm

Okay, how about we ban smoking, but encourage flare gun possesion and use?

I for one, want to sport my flare gun in all areas, and not be restricted to a section/ghetto.

Can someone make a Flaming Mo?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:05 am

(CLARKcon walks slowly and quietily into the bar, careful not to walk anybody up. Looks at EDB,LeChat, BigC, Bin, and slowly collects materials acquired during the day and hauls everything outside.
He sets up the trampoline. He continues on to pour 1 gallon of honey onto himself, and the other gallon over the trampoline in splotches. Ties the nylon rope to the edge of the grocery cart with no wheels and the other end to the side of the tramp. Places clean cotton socks over hands as not to cut hands on the cart edge, and finally, tucks the flare gun inside of belt band. Takes a deep breath...)
"Well time to ride this bad boy out. Either it's going to toss me, or I'm going to toss it."
(Starts hopping in the cart on the tramp. 2 feet. 5 feet. bounce, bounce, 10 feet. bounce 14 feet...on the last bounce the rope tethers, making a super lunge back towards the tramp for one super bounce. On the ascent, CLARK shoots the rope with the flare gun and goes soaring 150 feet. He flys away from The Bar and over many camps and domes and sails through the air as a silloutte against the night time, star speckled backdrop of the Nevada sky. And as he sails out of sight, a voice is heard...) "A Good Burn to All, and to All, a good Burn"

THE END

(rest well all

---CLARKcon)

P.S.---The honey you ask? Shit, that was just for special effects!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:48 am

You GO CLARKcon!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:34 am

good morning to all, thought i would stop by and drop off some fruit. love to all

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:44 am

mmmmm. Thanks for the fruit.
I`ll start some water for tea.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:54 am

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:55 am

more fruit. thanks for the tea

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:35 am

hey all...normally im a black and bitter kind of guy...but theres this great coffee shop around the corner from my house called Cosi...and my sponsor turned me on to this new coffee like substance...can someone whip me up a Tall Carmel-Mocha Amatriana with an extra shot of Espresso?...ooo i feel kinda unclean, and hearing my self order it makes me wanna punch me in the face for being pretencious...but its soooooo good...and if you drink two of them you feel all coked up...

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:41 am

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:52 am

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:58 am

dont knock it till uve tried it

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:19 am

damn where is everyone?

HELLOOOOOOLLLOOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOO

is there anybody out there? just shout if you can here me!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:22 am

Some people like myself think that anything other than flavored coffee sucks a$$.

(Sorry, gotta be work safe today with what I post)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:08 am

This switching over to chai thing so I don't overstimulate myself during greif is wierd. Dang I love iced coffee and those evil blended drinks.

BTW anyone can add something to the index thread. In fact it's encouraged. I don't have the oomph for it right now. I'm willing to find and bump it...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:55 am

Thanks for bumping the index thread, Fishy. That was fun. Aaaaand . . . did anyone else notice something flying over the camp last night, kinda smelled sweet like honey and coffee. Another illusion? Tea, please.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:08 pm

Good morning. Hiya Bin.

Did you know that there is a big archaeological dig over near the trash fence? Looks like some kind of old shopping cart half buried in the playa. They think it may have belonged to an ancient nomadic civilization.