Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:49 pm

Kinetic IV said:

This is gonna be good.

Hi, Kinetic IV:
Thanks! I'm sure glad you think this is gonna be good, because I haven't the foggiest idea what's gonna happen next! And I have to write it! (Ain't life great!)

But it is safe to guess this much: Our intrepid (and heroic) turncoat will do or experience something whimsical -- or downright SILLY! -- that puts him back on the Herring side of the fray, while restoring Herr Oberst Totenbambi to his rightful throne. Meanwhile, Radio Silly is playing Spike Jones tunes (of course!).

Oslo Spy · Post by **Oslo Spy** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:04 pm

LiveWire wrote:...jugendschool.jpg

...yet again, you have posted a pic from earlier this week.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 604#207604

Nothing new on your servers since we breached them?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:05 pm

Suggestions? Requests?

Would it be too crude and childish (as opposed to childlike) to have Our Hero offend thousands of Apokiliptikans by breaking wind just as they are about to crown him their new Fuhrer?

Maybe the Herring Huggers attack with a new Rube Goldberg style weapon and Our Hero cannot resist riding the Silly Thing with them?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:21 pm

Would it be too crude and childish (as opposed to childlike) to have Our Hero offend thousands of Apokiliptikans by breaking wind just as they are about to crown him their new Fuhrer?

The following classified clip addresses this question.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:28 pm

I can't even assign a wrongness factor to that.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:40 pm

Well, we behave like 12 year old boys the rest of the time, so I thought... maybe.... But I asked first, all right?!

So... Herring attack with Rube Goldberg style machinery it will be. But not for a few days, as I am on my way out the door to pick up... as a matter of fact, a future Rube Goldberg style Kontraption for this season's adventures: a $ 250,- school bus. Word is, it runs. Think "Furthur".

Signing off for now,

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:12 pm

Camp Herring on 99.9FM!
We are on the air!!!!..
http://elwire.googlepages.com/Herringwar.mp3

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:22 pm

I was taking a drink when that clip started playing and it scared the bejeezus out of me when those machine guns went off. It's not every day I get shocked like that...the war has escalated and those assessments of an inferior enemy definitely need to be re-evaluated.

(Good job guys)

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:31 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:34 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:35 pm

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:50 pm

wHeN sOmEoNe fLaGs mY pHoTo oN tRiBe bEcAuSe tHeY dOn'T LiKe wHaT i sAy mAkEs mE wAnT tO jOiN hErRiNg.

rEmEmBeR, wHaT hApPeNs iN vEgAs, sTaYs iN vEgAs,

yEaH rIgHt

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:50 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHeN sOmEoNe fLaGs mY pHoTo oN tRiBe bEcAuSe tHeY dOn'T LiKe wHaT i sAy mAkEs mE wAnT tO jOiN hErRiNg.

rEmEmBeR, wHaT hApPeNs iN vEgAs, sTaYs iN vEgAs,

yEaH rIgHt

That is bullshit that they took your fine ass off of Tribe.
It was not obscene or pornographic and according to Tribe terms of use it should of been allowed there is nudity all over Tribe and you were not even naked and even if you were nudity is not Pornography or obscenity.
I can not figure out how they justify it!
I would be pissed....Probably some fat ass was just jealous of you.

Your typing is childish and annoying as hell but your ass made up for it...

More Bush right wing crap censorship paranoia NUDITY IS NOT PORNO! And PORNO is not Terrorism..

enough Public Service announcements Back to the art.......

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:05 pm

Hey Tribe, flag this

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:07 pm

...or this

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:27 pm

Speech(highlights) to the 3rd Congress of Deputies via satellite from Varadero,Cuba.His excellency Omar Suarez-President a'Vie' -

-Current tensons between the progressive forces of Apokoliptika
and the Oslo clique do not threaten to disrupt the 14 year plan.
-Those who consider themnselves"neutral"in this historic struggle
are only a lap dog for intrests even their own leaders fail to recognize.
So called "forces"such as The Uncanny Alliance will need eyes on the soles of their feet to uncover the plots against them.
-The status of the recently liberated camp formerly known as Pepperland will be formalized in an upcoming plebesite in that area.Verboten will assist in this historic task by sending peace loving vote counters.Among the results will be the choice of a new and patriotic name.Rumors that Stasi Retreat or Camp New are the choice of the PMC are unfounded.Talk that the it may have been called Omarsuarezland
were true and humbling but ignore the historic role played by the liberating ideas and forces of Chairman Jimbo.
-Word that The Kernal may accompany Comrade JellyFish on this
years Official State Visit to our motherland has sent the citizens of OmarSuarezStadt into rapturous joy and anticipation.Workers at Pig Iron Foundry #36 in Suarezbruch have dedicated free labor until 437(life size)
Kernal Busts have been produced.The Artists and Writers League has dedicated all their creative powers in poetry for the next 5 months to celebrating the radiant suns and sons of the exploited masses.The 800 year old Cathederal For The Lost and Doomed will be razed for a helicopter pad for the comfort and safety of The Kernal and his most trusted minions and stooges on arrival.
-Rising costs associated with printing all of the correct Killbuck Line of Propaganda Posters for inclusion into the recently expanded "Apokoliptika Realism"wing of the National Museum have become somewhat of a concern and the policy will be re-examined in the future .

........In service to the people Omar Suarez

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:35 pm

Thank you Ambassador...

Please do be sure the rubble does not tilt my skids. I'll bring the vermouth.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:07 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHeN sOmEoNe fLaGs mY pHoTo oN tRiBe bEcAuSe tHeY dOn'T LiKe wHaT i sAy mAkEs mE wAnT tO jOiN hErRiNg.

rEmEmBeR, wHaT hApPeNs iN vEgAs, sTaYs iN vEgAs,

yEaH rIgHt

I agree with the rest of the posters (whether or not they are members of Kamp Apokiliptika); not only do we encourage self expression (inkluding displays of nudity) inside and outside of our kamp (for example, my partner Cheryl did it all outside of KA) but we expect the female members of the Kamp to be especially observant of our desire for such self-expression.

Very, very Bully!!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:22 pm

EL Wire wrote:Camp Herring on 99.9FM!
We are on the air!!!!..
http://elwire.googlepages.com/Herringwar.mp3

COUNT BOXAROX

This is quite good. Highly rekommend that when we inevitably assimilate the Norwegians into our "sphere of influence" (protektive kustody) you konsider airing it on Radio Apokiliptika. It demonstrates the futility of RESISTANCE to DOOM.

Of kourse, it wouldn't get drive time slots but still....

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:30 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Thank you President a'Vie

Please do be sure the rubble does not tilt my skids. I'll bring the vermouth.

Personal note-No rubble,certainly and Vermouth is most excellent.You will be pleased to know we have recently tried and executed our former Commisar for International Relations,Frank Booth,who on first hearing of your request was overheard to say"Vermouth??Fuck that shit.Pabst Blue Ribbon."

With the people in mind...Omar Suarez

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:42 pm

10 minutes till launch!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:48 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:53 pm

An act of despiration.... a recent ceremony in which volunteer "Kamiherring" vow devotion to the King, and to sacrifice themselves.

Touching, really.

Taqiyyah · Post by **Taqiyyah** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:07 pm

00:07 CDT

This message is unencrypted, rebroadcast is permitted.

The Uncanny Alliance has deployed Space Station 7 into supersynchronous orbit. The payload and onboard systems of this new Space Station are top secret. Even the notorious Oslo Spy had no clue about the launch. As if he ever had a clue.

Details and platform capabilities will be announced or make that demonstrated shortly.

Lieutenant General Taqiyyah
Uncanny Alliance Space Command

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:10 pm

Congratulations on a successful launch.
And feel free to test the onboard "systems" at your discretion.
A special resupply flight with Patron and other necessities will be arriving shortly as a gift from the alliance in gratitude of your hard work and dedication.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:17 pm

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:19 pm

Here Uber, is a new ass for you to use on Tribe.

Can't have an UbEr without an ass!

Not quite as sexy, but highly decorated. (so I'm told) And ultimately "legal."

Was saving it for blackmail potential, but I'll contribute for the greater good.

Cool Wire · Post by **Cool Wire** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:34 pm

Is that the Kernul? Sure looks like it.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:52 pm

Oh, you know that's not me... the haor is far too short. And, the hait shown does not comply with any of our approved hair styles, as defined:

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:56 pm

Using special code there:

Oh, you know that's not me... the haor (Norwegian for finely groomed doo) is far too short. And, the hait (also Norwegian meaning top follicles)shown does not comply with any of our approved hair styles...

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

This is gonna be good.

The girls back home