The Bar

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:33 pm

sO pOsTiNg sOmEoNe eLsE's aRt iS yOuR aRt fOrM?

nUtMeG

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:37 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:tHiS pLaCe iS fOr LiVe tItTiEs aNd bEeR

hey, look at all those books!!!

uber, you like books?

i bet one might have all sorts of different definitions of "Bar"...

bar
n.
A relatively long, straight, rigid piece of solid material used as a fastener, support, barrier, or structural or mechanical member.

A solid oblong block of a substance, such as soap or candy.

A rectangular block of a precious metal.

A horizontal bar

A horizontal rod that marks the height to be cleared in high jumping or pole vaulting.

A standard, expectation, or degree of requirement: a leader whose example set a high bar for others.

Something that impedes or prevents action or progress. See Synonyms at obstacle.

A ridge, as of sand or gravel, on a shore or streambed, that is formed by the action of tides or currents.

A narrow marking, as a stripe or band.

A narrow metal or embroidered strip worn on a military uniform indicating rank or service.
Chiefly British. A small insignia worn on a military decoration indicating that it has been awarded an additional time.

Heraldry. A pair of horizontal parallel lines drawn across a shield.
Law.

The nullification, defeat, or prevention of a claim or action.

The process by which nullification, defeat, or prevention is achieved.

The railing in a courtroom enclosing the part of the room where the judges and lawyers sit, witnesses are heard, and prisoners are tried.

A place of judgment; a tribunal.
Law.

Attorneys considered as a group.
The profession of law.
Music.
A vertical line drawn through a staff to mark off a measure.
A measure.
Variant of barre.

A counter at which drinks, especially alcoholic drinks, and sometimes food, are served.

An establishment or room having such a counter.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:38 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:sO pOsTiNg sOmEoNe eLsE's aRt iS yOuR aRt fOrM?

i cut and paste

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:42 pm

vErY oRiGiNaL

nUtMeG

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:46 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:vErY oRiGiNaL

gives me more options than a dj

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:51 pm

bYe pOoFdUh

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:56 pm

bye twidget

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:13 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:tRy tHiS

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewforum.php?f=98

try this

http://consumating.com/profiles/twidget

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:15 pm

http://consumating.com/profiles/twidget

(file it under 'possible clients')

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:21 pm

This is Tisha's Bar.
Despite the hyperlong post above this thread was created for many reasons but if you look back some common things emerge: Drinking and socializing...which is what many common think of when it comes to a typical "bar" and in particular this space.

Or in other words if you're not in here being social you best be drinking something...even if it's straight coke. I happen to be pouring myself a shot of Patron for real...and I'd pour everyone here one if I could.

Now can we knock off the animated gif's as they clash with the decor around here?

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:23 pm

Who's the bartender tonight?And where's the Quervo and lemon?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:24 pm

I don't think there's a bartender on duty but this bar is well stocked so you can help yourself. Just leave some Patron for me, please.

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:27 pm

Cool!Will do!
So what's going on tonight?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:28 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Or in other words if you're not in here being social you best be drinking something...even if it's straight coke. I happen to be pouring myself a shot of Patron for real...

in the really real world, i've been sipping Jameson...

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:32 pm

searock420 wrote:Cool!Will do!
So what's going on tonight?

there's been a bit of bantering...

word judo and such...

i'm just hanging out waiting for something interesting to happen...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:35 pm

Ok...since this is the bar after all. I have a bottle of Cruzan Coconut Rum over here...and I'm trying to figure out what to mix with it. I have pineapple juice, orange juice, coke...so I'm looking for drink recipes...and I'm not having much luck. Anyone have ideas on what I could fix? I have Patron too but I know that or my Missouri wine wouldn't work.....

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:38 pm

wide awake

4 shots of espresso to get buzzin

A few more shots for flavor,,,,,aw damn somebody ruined the espresso with Bailey's Irish cream. Guess I better toss it back, gulp gulp, and go straight to the Bailey's

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:40 pm

(Growing whistle from a distance)

(Getting louder)

(Until finally it reaches a fever pitch and a flaming black cat blasts through the ceiling like a fiery meteor, crashing behind the bar)

KaaaBlamm!!!

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:44 pm

Actually I'm drinking whiskey tonight, gonna go see my "stepniece" in Rocky Horror tonight
How'd that be for a theme?
Rocky Horror Playa
Talk about participate,everyone I know knows the words

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:45 pm

before, i wrote:i'm just hanging out waiting for something interesting to happen...

a flaming black cat blasts through the ceiling like a fiery meteor, crashing behind the bar

that didn't take long...

the veil of samsara must be thinner in here...

i suspected as much...

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:48 pm

searock420 wrote:Talk about participate,everyone I know knows the words

wow...

[/no thanks...]

but wow...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:49 pm

Damn, that roof looks like a patchwork quilt from all the repairs. Le Chat, we have doors on the bar you know.

On second thought, perhaps it's time to dig into the UA tech vault and install a radar tracking roof hatch opener. That way it will automatically open the roof up like a big missile silo and anyone can try and make a "controlled" landing in the hottub. Just don't crash into the sumo ring please.

I'll get that installed on the double....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:50 pm

(A smoking paw reaches up to grasp the bar, pulling the rest of the cat up slowly)

Jeezz... I hate it when it does that...

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:57 pm

searock420 wrote:Who's the bartender tonight?

how about her?

*points to the hot chick standing by the wall*

she looks like she could handle a drink or two...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:01 pm

Sorry, man... it’s that jumping into the flame of the forge on that end and emerging from the flame of, say... a candle... on this end. But if I hit something in transit (like some other critter traveling along the energy flows), it sends me all out of whack and I just have to land where I can.

(Pours beer on head)

*sttissshhhss*

Ahhhhh...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:04 pm

the fire elf wrote:
searock420 wrote:Who's the bartender tonight?
how about her?

More hands for petting the cat.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:05 pm

reminds me of a girl I used to know.....Hands everywhere

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:14 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:More hands for petting the cat.

can't we train a monkey to do that?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:18 pm

The new superslider roof system with Ku band radar tracking has been installed. There's also a new supersoft yet very strong safety net up there...basically when the radar detects an incoming flying furball or other object on a trajectory towards the bar the roof will quickly slide back and allow for quick entry....the net will disperse the kinetic energy allowing for a controlled flip or roll off the net and right into the bar.

Also the A/C system was beefed up to control any pressure spikes that occur when the roof opens...the pressure will help brake the descent and keep any nasty weather out of the bar as an added feature.

Enjoy the addition....LeChat, we don't want you using any of those 9 lives you have because of smacking the roof.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:20 pm

I don't want nuttin' to do with your monkey, there fire elf. And with that I'm too tired to be awake any longer. I think I’m outta here.

(Climbs up to the rafters, dripping beer from his fur, and goes to sleep)