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Post by the fire elf » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:40 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:laphroaig?
people have been making up words since words began...

i think this one is referring to a drink...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laphroaig
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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:42 pm

Huh?

Whatever. Yeah, this bottle of scotch here with the funny name.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:43 pm

Hmm. Pour me a glass of that. And keep pouring until I can spell it.
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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:54 pm

Done.

Good to see ypu tonight RG. Been a while. Are you planning good things for the summer?
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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:55 pm

One for you too fire elf.
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Post by timber mischief » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm

laphroaig, yes it is a scotch and it smells like bandaids. Really! So here's shots of chilled of Patron . Pass 'em down.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:24 pm

am I the only one for whom the eplaya has been broken for the last few hours?
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:27 pm

Happened to me, too. Cheers!
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:34 pm

Good evening Bin, Ranger Genius, Sputnik, Timber, and fire elf. Yeah, I tried to log in awhile ago, and it said "server not found". I just thought it was my connection. Hmmm... I wonder went on in "The Bar" during that mysterious time gap. Any good stories/recaps for the the missing time?
(I thinking... :D )
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:52 pm

RECAP/TIME DISPLACEMENT:
Everything is swinging right along in the Bar, a grand old time. Suddenly, {BOOm} the lights go out. Bin Noddin goes to look for the circuit breaker, all the while BigC is mixing some hellacious Sex on the Beachs via the use of LeChat's flashlight harness. montana wildhack's electric blanket stopps working, breaks some hand warmers. BlueNightOwl makes sure no one tripped or was impaled in the melee, gets first-aid kit. KIV goes to see if the radar is still running, incase there's an attack. witchy hangs tight by the glow of some candles, drinking Champagne. tisha2 pours some diesel for emergency generator and power supply. CLARKcon starts small fire to keep the rest of the coffee hot. Zule gets his TIG welder if anything broke, and Mozy goes outside to light candle any artcars that may swerve into the unlit structure. Word...continuing normal bar activities in 3...2...1...
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:55 pm

(whispers to the breeze...(((LCN)))...
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:58 pm

Yeah, where did that feline go?
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:00 pm

And I thought it was all a Russian spammer attack overloading the server or Spanky was going to produce the miracle of miracles and apply the anti-Russian patches. I was wrong on both counts.

Anyway Hi and Bye....it's been the day from hell and I'm glad it's over in more ways than one. I'm outta here.

(Also.....the radar for LeChat's roof access now has a backup power supply in case things go kaput again. I kept feeling sorry for him, smacking the roof every time he came flying by so I'm glad the slider is installed and working.)
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:01 pm

Nice KIV, good to hear from ya. Have a good evening! :D
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:03 pm

So, who's tending bar tonight?
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:04 pm

Ranger G, how are you doing this eve?
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:05 pm

Well, I'm sober, which is unfortunate; I am however happy to have two new pets: a pair of parakeets. I need help coming up with a name for them. I'm tempted to post a thread with their pictures and solicit help from the Eplayans.
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:05 pm

We can flip a coin. I know less than nil about mixing, but I bet I could get whatever you ask. (Mozy's the best, though)
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:06 pm

I guess everyone got chased off by the technical difficulties. No one's hanging around tonight.
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Post by BigCock » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:07 pm

Well, we're back in business now. Sex on the beach anyone?

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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:08 pm

RG, I had a pair once also, great little birds: Bishop and ??? (can't remember, but it was blue/green!)
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:09 pm

Sorry, there's not a beach within a thousand miles of here.

At least not one that isn't made sand trucked in to a frozen lake.
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:09 pm

BC! How's the evening treating you? :D
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:11 pm

I'm thinking Don Quixote de la Mancha (or Alonso Quixona) and Sancho Panza.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:12 pm

Of course, one or both of them might be female. Too young to tell. I guess one male and one Female would be Don and Dulcinea.
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Post by BigCock » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:14 pm

... right, well, how about some tequila?
Ranger Genius wrote:Well, I'm sober, which is unfortunate; I am however happy to have two new pets: a pair of parakeets. I need help coming up with a name for them. I'm tempted to post a thread with their pictures and solicit help from the Eplayans.
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Post by CLARKcon » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:15 pm

Whoops! After the electrical surge, forget to plug this back in...
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Ahhh, much better...
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:16 pm

Tequila...good idea. Pour us up a row of shots and we'll race through them. Whazzamatter? Chicken?
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Post by BigCock » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:16 pm

Hey CC! When are you online spinning again?

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Post by BigCock » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:19 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Tequila...good idea. Pour us up a row of shots and we'll race through them. Whazzamatter? Chicken?
Who you callin chicken? Rosie here's got a quart of Cuervo in the chamber.

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