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CLARKcon
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:26 pm

(still braced for onslaught) Night karine! (CLARK kisses karine on the hand) Go forth and sleep well 8)
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Post by sputnik » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:27 pm

Goodnight Karine. Sweet dreams.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:28 pm

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

(voice slightly heard through all the noise)

FOR THE GIPPER!!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM





'night karine... sleep well.

BLAM BLAM

Oops!! sorry...
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CLARKcon
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:32 pm

AAAAAAAHAHGAGAG....gag....(Cc drops to his knees. After a few seconds raises a hand waving a white bar napkin, then's lays flat...) co ff ee...medic...c o f .. f .......... e ......... e....
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Post by sputnik » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:32 pm

<takes a dive>

Got those last two, wouldn't want to waste them.
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CLARKcon
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:42 pm

(obviously delirious) S oo o, I went ahead and already (hiccup) posted a link to (hiccup) the the the , thingy, gun (aaahhhhh) ahhhhh and I (hiccup) in the thread in dox, index? In case (hiccup) thsi thing shoud come up n shhot (hiccup, dry heave) again...whizzlepops...
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:46 pm

(Puts on a pot of Kona)

Help is on the way, man...
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:48 pm

(stuppored) this one time (hiccup) when I was little (hiccup) I saw ....hey is that a penguin!??? The dang dog wing...(hiccup) crash just pants...aaahhhhhhhhhhh,,,,
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Post by sputnik » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:49 pm

Hit me LCN. I wanr feel like Clark!
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:52 pm

(Cc's Good Conscious Apparation appears above his body)
Thanks LeChat! I'll finish the java ya make and should do me well (looks down at body) Then again, this body is gonna need a little time and a whole lot of luck :cry: Go forward, brave spirit, BUT DON'T go into the light....yet... :D
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Post by Watchnc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:54 pm

*Watchnc skips into the bar, in a way that only she can do, and heads straight for the frig. Throwing open the door she searches for the pitcher she left from earlier today. Pushing aside an almost empty bottle of hot sauce and some ancient taco bell bags. She becomes frantic.

WHERE IS THE BLACK CAT?!!!
Somebody said the it couldn't be done, But he with a chuckle replied that maybe it couldn't but he wouldn't say so until he had tried.
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:56 pm

(the body) YEEEaahhh!!! Give sput the (hiccup) uzi kitty gato! Blast Himmm in the chopss...,,,make it (hiccup, drool) rain like New Guineaaa on his arg and love (garble) baby fumbers, ers...swe.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:57 pm

Mozy steps from the store room...


What the........


mozey can see the fog of whisky vaper in the air and just across the bar the lit fire place.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:58 pm

(Pulls back bolt, loads another belt)

You got it!!

(Suddenly there's a stub of a cigar in black cat’s mouth... like Sargent Rock)

Take this!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

CLARKcon!!! Get yer drunk butt over here on the double!!! I’m down to my last belt!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM *click*click* (smacking stuck bolt) *chunk*
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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Post by sputnik » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:59 pm

Man down!
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:01 pm

(Swings the machine gun towards Mozy leaving a trail of whiskey splats on the wall as it turns on the tripod)

BLAM BLAM

(Whiskey vapor continues to form)
Watchnc wrote:WHERE IS THE BLACK CAT?!!!
Right here!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:01 pm

(Cc slides over, waving arms like a 2 year old, eyes roll back in head) Yeahhhearyyyyeeaaa....slaM slam sLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM yea SLAM ahhh crap SLAM SLAM...
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:01 pm

Mozy grabs fire suit from the back store room.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:04 pm

Oh shit..... feeling high from the Whisky Vapor he falls back on his ass.
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:05 pm

(Cc's Good Concious Apparation watches his body, apalled): Holy..........smoking.............rebar.................W...................T..........................F.......................!
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:06 pm

(Cigar clinched in his bared teeth)

AHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM *click* twing* *flop*

(The top flys open)

Ah Man... I guess we’re finally out.

(Takes a drag on the cigar and flips it through the whiskey vapor laden air in slooooowwwwww............. mmmmmmooooooooottttiiiioooooooooonnnnnnn)
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:07 pm

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Post by sputnik » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:08 pm

<scrambling for the tent flap>

ETA: <danmm refelxes rto slow>
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:09 pm

(Good Concious Apparation): SEE YA!!! (flys fast out of the moon roof of The Bar)
(Cc): reazzzz ohhhh nooooo smoke timeee!!!!
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Post by Watchnc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:10 pm

*Watchnc quickly decides that the pitcher of Black Cat is no longer a prioriety. She ducks down just in time letting the shots hit the inside of the fridge.

Getting dangerous...must make it to the door...
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:14 pm

(Undescribable desolation, disaster, and utter despair, The Bar smolders)
Ahhh (hiccup) that wasnn't sooooooooooooooo bad!//? HEEEYYY, LeChat Catt, yaaa droppped your smokky! And hey! (hiccup) theres still a bottle (hic) of Hard Alcohooooll TnT sticks...waittt....ohhhhhhhh
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Post by Watchnc » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:15 pm

*Watchnc tucks and rolls under the fog to the middle of the room before crawling out hopefully unseen.
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CLARKcon
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:15 pm

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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:16 pm

(Flying through the air head over tail)
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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:21 pm

Mozy sets a small box on the playa and pours a shot of whisky on it.***the sound of a lightning crack** an new bar explodes out of the box.


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