The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:31 pm

Eh! Bona serra, eh?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:57 pm

Hmmm, it's seems my ears have been burning and perhaps for good reason.

Buh, I need a drink.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:26 am

Mozy finds blue asleep on the couch. Whispers in her ear love you blue. Then Gives her light kiss on the fore head covers her with the NEB and slips out the back door.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:13 am

sweep... sweep... sweep... sweep...

What the hell is all this hair all over the place? It's like dogs been hanging around here....

AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GODDAMN FISH SMELL?

rebbily

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:19 am

Fish Smell? Oh I can fix that.
***Wooosh!!!***
The sliding roof / LeChat Emergency Entrance Safety System kicks in and the bar is now open to the sky....and to some much needed fresh air!

30 Seconds later the roof slides back, the air has been exchanged and the bar smell like...well a nice old fashioned wooden bar with hints of various liquors and assorted bakery products and this almost overpowering coffee smell......which smells pretty damn good if I do say so.

By the way good morning everyone! And it is a good morning. A damn good morning!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:25 am

Wow K, you're all chipper today! Want some sardines with your caffiene and doughnuts?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:37 am

coffee camp! no one is awake. I need coffee....

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:41 am

Espresso Camp is open:

Now serving number 47

line up for JOLT BUZZ ZAP JUMP-start ur morning (or is it mourning the night b4?)

Serving Raven's Brew

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:43 am

Just what I need. Thanks.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:08 am

EspressoDude! THANKS

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:08 am

I think Raven could use some brew too.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:08 am

Hey Sput!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:36 am

BigCock wrote:Wow K, you're all chipper today! Want some sardines with your caffiene and doughnuts?

I don't eat doughnuts anymore but if there's frozen Hostess cupcakes around that's another story....
I have many reasons to be chipper....but one of them is more beautiful than all the others. And those days of not seeing anyone are now history....and thankfully so. So yeah, I'm happy again and smiling which has been a rare thing for a while.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:17 am

*fishy stumbles in and helps herself to chai and a whole wheat peach and craisen scone. Then she rootles around in her cubby hole*
Say, are any of the rest of you getting this sort of paper spam? "Rebuild your ebar, cheep, cheep, cheep!" or "Liquor Cabinets garenteed to survive Apokaliptika." I've had two or three of the nanotech "Bar will rebuild self in 6 to 12 hours, depending on damage." And then there's this scarey bid to redo the celing--it's a hologram and an air curtain, and I suppose LCN can get through alright, but I'm betting rain can too.
*fishy throws papers in stove*

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:50 am

Fishy, it's not a holographic roof....it's an actual air slider triggered by a Ku Band radar system with a very nice safety net up there.

I don't have time to get into the details of the system but rain, snow, it's all been taken into consideration.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:58 am

Oh not your roof, Kinetic. It's this outside contractor crap. I think someone's reading this thread and seeing the constant destruction and wanting to get in on the rebuilding action. I haven't felt a drop of water, unless LeChat comes in wet and shakes out his fur.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:20 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I haven't felt a drop of water

Blue starts to panic and quickly scoops up Fishy and deposits her back into her bowl.

Gosh Fishy, don't scare me like that.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:39 am

Congrats K.
To love!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:42 am

Shhh! I'm very superstitious and don't want to jinx it. Don't use the L word yet. But things look very promising..enough that I feel comfortable mentioning it in passing....

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:59 am

walking into the bar on a quick break. hi everyone could use a quick jager one of those days. it is like having to baby sit but these are grown adults. stupidity comes in all ages.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:18 am

Zoom wrote:... hi everyone could use a quick jager one of those days. it is like having to baby sit but these are grown adults...

Except I find they respond to spanking a little differently.
Here ya go. This will hurt you more than it does me.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:28 am

thanks BC needed that. but spank me with your wing

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:39 am

I've grown cautious about extending my wing in this rather carnivorous joint. But I'll belly bounce ya, baby.

Ho yeah! Canadian style!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:40 am

Here BC, use this..

Lorgasm hands BC a cat-o-nine tails

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:42 am

want some hooters BC? love ya man

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:45 am

Thanks Lor.
ZOOM! You're in for it! You'd better zoom!

chases zoom swinging whip

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:47 am

wearing down from being chased. okay whip away and then let's grap a drink and then it's my turn to chase you[/i]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:52 am

*fishy strolls in and clambers onto a stool. Rests head in fins*
Tell me, am I the only one who finds the whole idea of a tribute ban a little....

well...

unburnie?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:53 am

There. You definitely deserved that.

Another Jager? I think I'll go for a white russian meself.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:55 am

lorgasm strolls over to fishy after watching bc whip the *&^% out of Zoom.
Hi fishy...what are we drinkin?

The Bar

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