The Bar

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:55 pm

(sits up a little closer... a little straighter)

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:56 pm

and our Saturday night burns are GOOD! We start building crazy things in the late afternoon for the excitement of a neighborhood friendly burn ya know....

and this back cat DJ shows up with his turn tables! Woooo weeeeee! It was some serious thumpin' going on down here in Mississippi!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:57 pm

this is good...keep going...it's just us barians...continue...

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:58 pm

And we were all in wheelchairs, of course, because we were so exhausted from the work -we get pretty smelly, too- by the end of the week-

but LCN showed up and got us all good smellin with bug spray... oh... EVERYBODY smelled soooooo good! And we built tiki torches, too! And we had knife throwin, and good food...

and friends of course. The BEST kind of friends.

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:00 pm

and we were all wearin gour new t-shirts and enjoying goodies from the great care packages that have come. It was a great weekend.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:00 pm

pulls the NEB up around his head

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:01 pm

good, very good karine...and.........................

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:01 pm

Gotta love the knife throwin...

(claps paws with delight)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:04 pm

o.k. and Now! Punchline...give me the funniest/weirdest/sexiest thing that happened this magical weekend...just one "awe" sentence...hit me, I'm ready...give it to me......GIVE it to Me.... HIT ME!!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:04 pm

karine wrote:The BEST kind of friends.

Burner friends...

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:05 pm

(((Karine flexes her big muscles)))

Ain't no better than the GUN SHOW!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:07 pm

CLARKcon wrote:o.k. and Now! Punchline...give me the funniest/weirdest/sexiest thing that happened this magical weekend...just one "awe" sentence...hit me, I'm ready...give it to me......GIVE it to Me.... HIT ME!!!

Santa Claus' trip to the Gun show happened before I got there, so I can't claim that one as my expierience... but I'd vote for that one for sure.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:07 pm

Nice...(exhales)...awe. That is good stuff. Your all great. (Cc looks over at the .50 Cal. HA (Hard Alcohol) Cannon that's covered with a tarp) LCN? Do you want to do some target practice on me before I leave?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:07 pm

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aNd wIsH sOmEoNe wHo LiVeS oUt iN tHe dEsErT nEaR LaS vEgAs tHe vErY bEsT oF LuCk iF hE pAsSeS hIs pHySiCaL tOmOrRoW. hE WiLL bE gOiNg tO IRAQ aS sEcUriTy aNd MeDiCaL sQuAd LeAdEr fOr a cOnStRuCtIoN cOnStRuCtIOn cOmPaNy. i WiLL bE bUyInG aLL hIs rEaL dRiNkS iN aBoUt aN hOuR

pLeAsE kEeP yOuR hEaD dOwN aNd rEmEmBeR tHe 91st pSaLm

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:10 pm

Hey uBeR. I will be conscious and spread some good thoughts towards the soldier. (Readies self for attack of the Terminator, puts bib on...)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:10 pm

CLARKcon... Let’s blast off a few rounds for one hell of a desert dwellin’ guy. And we can say it’s to give him good luck in both finding what he seeks and getting back home with it.. Ok?

(Walks over and pulls off the tarp and grins at Cc)

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:11 pm

I'll take a drink to that, and best wishes to our good friends everywhere.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Word LeChat. (drops to knees, closes eyes, and stretches jaw) For the ones who serve to protect.....................................GODSPEED LCN! YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:13 pm

hE's nOt a SoLdIeR

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Karine wrote:I'll take a drink to that

You want a piece of me too?

(Pulls back bolt and lets it slap forward, loading the first round of a full belt of whiskey shots into the chamber)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Mozy pour a round for the bar carrot juice for him self

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:14 pm

I'm off to bed guys- thanks for the good laughs. This girl's gotta go give her guns a rest, and you all keep on with your great gifts and donations.
(And for the DRINKS tonight! This is the best bar on the inter web!) Thanks!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:15 pm

BEAT ME CLEAN!WHEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
night karine...love your stories...sweet dreams...
BURN MY MOTHER F-ING MOUTHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:16 pm

may he return safe soon lifts glass

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:18 pm

uBeR... we’d love Heli if he was a floor mop operator...

Now... here’s your medicine!!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:22 pm

(((Karine sneaks off to go spend her time holding up that wall again)))

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:22 pm

Thunk BLAM BLAM Uh-HUH BLAM Thunk BLAM BLAM
BLAM Thunk Thunk ThunkBLAM BLAM BLAM Thunk
MMMM Thunk BLAM BLAM BLAM Thunk BLAM BSHIT
BLAM Thunk BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAMThunk Thunk Thunk Thunk YEAH BLAM
Thunk BLAM Thunk BLAM BLAM Thunk Ouch! BLAM
(drop..........................thud...............................................................

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:25 pm

arble...............fkkkkuuuuuuu.....twis...twis...twilss./// (moan)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:25 pm

mozy grabs the fire suit a small box and a bottle of whisky and steps out side.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:26 pm