The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:30 am

There is a really nice Aussie Shiraz behind the bar just for L'Orgasm.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:32 am

here you go luv

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:33 am

Thanks, Zoom...since I'm at work in the default world, no time to search for the gif...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:35 am

Sheesh, it's already after noon around here and I'm finally getting up? And all I have with caffeine in it is a bottle of Coke and one Starfucks Frappuccino? Can you say sluggish? Glaciers melt faster than I'm moving right now.

Ok, EspressoDude posted about that ultra rare coffee that passes through some kind of cat before the beans are picked up and processed for coffee. If you had the chance to drink some, and YOU KNEW WHERE it came from, would you do it?

My answer: Absolutely NOT. I'm curious if our coffee diehards would try the stuff...and why?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:39 am

Good morning K4. No, hell no. I can't even eat stuff like beef tongue or menudo. (Not to mention the real treats like haggis!)

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:50 am

There is a really nice Aussie Shiraz behind the bar just for L'Orgasm.

Thanks Mojo. I'll try some of that.

Thanks to you too Zoom. I'll have that Louis Jadot later.

L'Orgasm takes sip of the Shiraz.
MMMMMM..nice.
Yeah, this'll work.
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Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:08 am

COOKIE!!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:23 am

You rang, sir?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:22 pm

please enjoy the basket of cheer, must get going. time to cook hamburgers for the veterans. love to all. can not wait to meet you all. you are beautiful people, thank you

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:25 pm

Lorgasm tomorrow night this will be yours. aaaahhhhh

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:32 pm

Cool,
Well, off to work now.
Everyone have a fantastic, grabassin evening.

I always enjoy our moments together!!

Big Hug,
L'Orgasm

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:40 pm

Feeling a very dark side.
Mozy grabs a bottle of Jameson’s and the goes to a dark corner.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:09 pm

(Walks through the bar munching what looks to be a bunch of coffee beans... grins at Mozy in the corner, then walks on out the back door)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:13 pm

rockdad is going to be mad about that....

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:15 pm

In walk three men in Long black Trench Coats they go to mozy.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:32 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:(Walks through the bar munching what looks to be a bunch of coffee beans... grins at Mozy in the corner, then walks on out the back door)

That's it, I will NOT drink any coffee from Tisha's Bar, period. Ain't gonna happen, no sir, I tell you it just ain't gonna be like that.
LeChat, don't get any crazy ideas with those "leftover" coffee beans.

(even the mere THOUGHT of what could become of those beans turns my stomach and makes me reach for the Pepto)

But alas, I have other beautiful distractions to tend to. Finally, the karma gods and goddesses are smiling on me, and they certainly know how to answer a man's wishes....
Wait a second...she's a coffee fanatic. Oh no, I gotta check this out...that bag better say The Roastarie, Starfucks, or something like that...I can't escape it! Would she drink that stuff? NOOOOO!!!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:17 pm

Mozy walks to the jukebox gives it a sharp hard kick the box slides a foot across the floor on comes blues travelers. Goes back to the three men.

Freedom

juice flute (But badiddela da de doo badiddela da nn deddle da nn doo etc. )
I walk right by him and he's freezing his ass off
He could be dead I'm supposed to walk away
I won't remember a thing come the summertime
Handful of quarters make me feel okay

Ah ah who's gonna have to pay
Ah ah who do I love today

I love what's mine cause what's mine is all mine
Gives me a reason to go get more
Don't really care where I go to get it
I ain't too clear about "What's yours is yours"

You take it for granted
I guess that's what it's for
But before you demand it
Take a look out your back door

If you don't like a single thing that I'm saying
If you're offended when I demonstrate
Don't mean a damn to me and I shall continue
Hope you won't mind if I control my fate

Ah ah who will I have to fight
Ah ah to defend my created right

I'll defend what's mine cause what's mine will be all mine
It's what I'd fight for it's for what I'd bleed
I roll the dice on the grand experiment
While I am strong I will get what I need

You take it for granted
I guess that's what it's for
But before you demand it
Take a look out your back door

juice flute (But badiddela da de doo badiddela da nn deddle da nn doo etc. )

If you're concerned with the moral imperative
If you are tripping on the right thing to do
Come to my office with the exclusive screenplay
I think there's money in a book about you

Ah ah what have you got to lose
Ah ah which are you gonna choose

I choose what's mine so what's mine will be all mine
Gonna make a million on the folly of men
Don't even care about no consequences
Turn my damnation into chapter ten

You take it for granted
I guess that's what it's for
But before you demand it
Take a look out your back door

juice flute (But badiddela da de doo badiddela da nn deddle da nn doo etc. )

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:42 pm

Whispers no one can know that the money came from….

they stop talking they look across the bar on comes
blues travelers

Fallible

With an air of indignation
Smiles a painted porcelain face
And we're supposed to trust this
Decorum has its place
But you and I beyond that
With a question I might ask
How suddenly the smile doth crack
When we slip beneath the mask

And they're fallible
Yeah they're fallible
And we hold up a mirror
And we hate what we see
And we keep on trekking westward
Infallibly

God I wanna touch you
In the place you wanna hide
Dare you to come after me
Commit my "narcisside"
Punishing the guilty
Was never the intent
I just busted out of prison baby
That's really where I went

And I'm fallible
Yeah I'm fallible
And we hold up a mirror
And we hate what we see
And we keep on trekking westward
Infallibly

In the name of all the power
That's centered in your hand
If you crave some revolution
Take possession of your stand
It's the only one you'll get to make
In a moment come and gone
So do your best to stay awake
And own the path you're on

Cause you're fallible
Yeah you're fallible
And we hold up a mirror
And we hate what we see
And we keep on trekking westward
Infallibly

Infallibly

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:55 pm

Well I really gotta wonder if i would drink it myself, butt probably would.

The roasting of beans gets em pretty damn hot for a while.

dark roast 400-415 degrees F
oily looking beans 415-440
Vienna roast 450-465
French/Italian 475-510
Spanish 520-575 (damn near smoke and fire)

This is internal bean temperature measured by who the fuck knows how.
Roasting times are 3 - 20 minutes.

So this is "likely" to kill any bugs, or other nasties; except for the hole idea of Kopi Luwak.

Plus brewing espresso or coffee is about boiling for a minute or so.

I could convince myself to drink some.

Kopi luwak coffee safe, U of G study finds:

Kopi Luwak coffee — the $600-a-pound delicacy collected from the backside of an Indonesian feral cat called the luwak — is safe, according to a University of Guelph food scientist. After examining the chemical and physical properties of Kopi Luwak coffee, Massimo Marcone found it has lower bacterial counts than regular coffee.

"As a food scientist, I'm skeptical that anything being in contact with feces is safe," said Marcone. "But tests revealed that the Kopi Luwak beans had negligible amounts of enteric (pathogenic) organisms associated with feces."

The low bacteria count is likely due to the washing process performed by local Indonesians collecting the beans, he said. The "cherry" or endocarp surrounding the bean is not completely digested by the luwak; it must be removed during processing. This probably leads to a more thorough washing process, he said.

So lets have some Starfucks instead 6 -8 shots each......then some Kahlua. Kick back, roll back the ceiling, and watch the stars do what they do; Wait for the rest of the gang to show up with some more lickher.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:07 pm

Mozy grabs a 2nd bottle of Jameson’s goes back to a dark corner.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:13 pm

Whispers

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:21 pm

mozy looks up and sees 39 Guests Mozy walks to the jukebox gives it a sharp hard kick the box slides across the floor on comes blues travelers. Goes back to the three men.

Freedom

juice flute (But badiddela da de doo badiddela da nn deddle da nn doo etc. )
I walk right by him and he's freezing his ass off
He could be dead I'm supposed to walk away
I won't remember a thing come the summertime
Handful of quarters make me feel okay

Ah ah who's gonna have to pay
Ah ah who do I love today

I love what's mine cause what's mine is all mine
Gives me a reason to go get more
Don't really care where I go to get it
I ain't too clear about "What's yours is yours"

You take it for granted
I guess that's what it's for
But before you demand it
Take a look out your back door

If you don't like a single thing that I'm saying
If you're offended when I demonstrate
Don't mean a damn to me and I shall continue
Hope you won't mind if I control my fate

Ah ah who will I have to fight
Ah ah to defend my created right

I'll defend what's mine cause what's mine will be all mine
It's what I'd fight for it's for what I'd bleed
I roll the dice on the grand experiment
While I am strong I will get what I need

You take it for granted
I guess that's what it's for
But before you demand it
Take a look out your back door

juice flute (But badiddela da de doo badiddela da nn deddle da nn doo etc. )

If you're concerned with the moral imperative
If you are tripping on the right thing to do
Come to my office with the exclusive screenplay
I think there's money in a book about you

Ah ah what have you got to lose
Ah ah which are you gonna choose

I choose what's mine so what's mine will be all mine
Gonna make a million on the folly of men
Don't even care about no consequences
Turn my damnation into chapter ten

You take it for granted
I guess that's what it's for
But before you demand it
Take a look out your back door

juice flute (But badiddela da de doo badiddela da nn deddle da nn doo etc. )

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:23 pm

It's sure quiet in here again tonight? Where's everyone at?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:26 pm

Ask the 39 Guests ...Goes back to the three men.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:26 pm

Hey guys. Can't hang around tonight. It's late and I'm tired. Just a quick shot of Kahlua and OJ for me.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:28 pm

One Kahlua and OJ coming up....
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There ya go! And it's not over yet...not by a long shot.

And Mozy you noticed that too? I saw 26 guests on line, over half were "Posting messages"? I wonder what they're exploiting?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:28 pm

One of the men makes sput a drink then goes back the table.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:33 pm

Two drinks, just what I needed.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:54 pm

Hi Guys

I’ll have a ,.. ah,... ok I’ll give a Kahlua and OJ a try it sounds weird to me But what the hell

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:55 pm

Hey sput if you're still around, Mozy, KIV!

I've been up for awhile, but took a nap...long day, but it's a good long day sigh! Shit, it's not as much as being physically tired, it's mental drain. Pep me with a coffee and I'm game, can't stay too long, as:
1) Got homework to do, and
2) I LOVE THIS PLACE, and coincidentally, it makes hours fly (literally!)

The Bar

AAAAaaaaahhhh, that cup of espresso from u know where