Affirmations!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:58 pm

This place makes me laugh so fucking hard I piss myself!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:38 pm

"My thoughts, words and actions are positive, loving and joyful. I AM in charge at all times – except when the ‘voices’ take over."

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:45 pm

"I AM aware that poverty consciousness is an illusion, and that the Universe is ready, willing and able to make manifest all of my heart's desires as long as it doesn’t require me to be sober more than 3 hours a day."

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:07 pm

"I AM aware that the three steps to manifesting abundance are: Conceive it, Believe it, Fuck it! "

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:48 pm

"I AM aware that all life is sacred, especially mine. I accept my divinity and I trust the Universe will provide me with all that I require. Right now I require three grams of blow and a bottle of Jack."

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:54 pm

"I trust and love myself, and I know that I have the power to create a positive, joyful and abundant life as long as it includes fire arms, liquor, some coke and a few skanky whores."

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:05 pm

"I am empowered by nature with the inherent willpower and intelligence to create whatever destiny I so desire- yet only by purity of thought and purity of action can I truely claim to have made all attempts at providing a clear path to my ultimate goals."

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god I need to get laid...
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well I fucked that one up, didn't I?
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I wonder if McDonald's is hiring?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:02 am

"I can feel sad about all of the people starving in China, or I can be happy that they are not spending a fortune on Jenny Craig. "

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:37 am

[/quote]god I need to get laid...[quote]

my sentiments, exactly.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 9:37 am

"I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws."

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 9:58 am

"May your bowel movements be healthful and regular."

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:27 am

alice wrote:god I need to get laid...

Most people shout out to God while they're getting laid.

Let us know if this prayer works.

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:32 pm

PJ wrote:
alice wrote:god I need to get laid...
Most people shout out to God while they're getting laid.

Let us know if this prayer works.

it does!!

miraculous mother of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love sex.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:54 pm

alice wrote:...i love sex.

.mpg?

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:57 pm

PJ wrote:
alice wrote:...i love sex.

.mpg?

it's cyber sex - no img, just text.

and that's private!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:18 pm

PJ wrote:
alice wrote:god I need to get laid...
Most people shout out to God while they're getting laid.

Let us know if this prayer works.

Our Father which art in heaven, how do I get laid?
I'd like to come. However it's done, on the earth, or as in a Chevy.
Give us this day to get some head.
And forgive us our bad lines, as we forgive those that use them against us.
And lead us not to masturbation, but deliver us some evil women.
For wine is overdone,
and the flowers,
and the jewelry,
for easy,
women.

Hope the prayer helps.

DUH FECTO · Post by **DUH FECTO** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:30 pm

I AM SUPREME. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. THAT IS ALL.

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:34 pm

DUH FECTO wrote:I AM SUPREME. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. THAT IS ALL.

truly beautiful.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:37 pm

DUH FECTO wrote:I AM SUPREME. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. THAT IS ALL.

i am never going to be able to live this down huh?

A new species of frog. · Post by **A new species of frog.** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:47 pm

Get in the Car ma.

Reason is always in season.

All is well.

If women were beer,
I'd have a life.
I'd get laid everynight!

God. No God. God. No God.

You voted for him?

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:55 pm

Plutonium_shshsh wrote:Get in the Car ma.

All is well.

If women were beer,
I'd have a life.
I'd get laid everynight!

God. No God. God. No God.

You voted for him?

wtf?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:09 pm

Time for the meds Plutonium.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:21 pm

I think his sig line might pretty much say it all.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:31 pm

"I AM aware that self-love heals me at all levels and reconnects me with my divinity – as long as I have a spare sock to wipe up with. "

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:31 pm

"I NOW choose to forgive all others and myself. I go forward on my new life's path in love and joy, creating abundance and prosperity with every step I take towards the gun shop."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:37 pm

You look much more attractive since I gave up on sobriety.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:41 pm

I'm sure that rash will go away.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:01 am

Rob the Wop wrote:I'm sure that rash will go away.

you are truly awsome wop.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 10:39 am

"I understand that another's cry for help is really a gift to me. I am grateful for the opportunity to be in service – especially if it means I might get sex out of the deal. "

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:29 pm

"I understand and accept that whatever I give out in thought, word and deed, returns to me in the form of contempt, revulsion and disgust. "

Affirmations!

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nice work