The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:39 pm

Wow....I'm keeping this glass....look!!! It keeps refilling itself too!

Long Island Iced Tea, *poof*...gulp, gulp

Tequila, *poof*...gulp, gulp

Jameson's, *poof*...gulp, gulp

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:40 pm

Wow....I'm keeping this glass....look!!! It keeps refilling itself too!

Long Island Iced Tea, *poof*...gulp, gulp

Tequila, *poof*...gulp, gulp

Jameson's, *poof*...gulp, gulp

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:41 pm

Shorry, (hic) doubble posht

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:09 pm

Damn! That's a nice glass mojo. I gotta get me one of those!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:19 pm

Yup, Mozhy hooked me it up with.....

Gotta go build something off the hook for Mozy....

*she takes the glass and zig-zags out, bouncing like a pinball off the furniture and out the door*

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:28 pm

Mozy puts a box on the bar with a tag

regionalchaos
I gave you two

Shit! I forgot to tell mojo where the off button was on the glass.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:39 pm

Yum, Long Island Ice Tea.

Yeah, nice pic of them, ain't it?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:46 pm

Mozy puts a glass in front of sput what ever drink you want the glass will make it.

(((Sput)))I went to the web site and I was going do 100 pixs but I forgot my password.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:53 pm

The only way I know to fix that is to delete your account and let you signup again. OK? Otherwise PM RC

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:57 pm

OK but just so you know 100 pix not 70
and I have some ideas on how to use less pix but keep the size.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:59 pm

You guys are making me look like a slacker. I'm not clear what you want me to do?

<click>Excellent mug

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:08 pm

nothing just relax and have a drink

there may be one of the computers that may still have the cookie on it or I may have the password. some place. no big deal.

what about that coffee that comes from a cats butt Huh!?!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:13 pm

I've heard of it for years and I don't think I could drink it. But who knows what I might do if given the chance. For example, I never thought I would 'show my stuff' to a bar full of gay men, but I did last year. Life is weird that way.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:22 pm

I never thought I would 'show my stuff' to a bar full of gay men, but I did last year.

I need some of K's screen cleaner I was not expecting that.
Ok that needs the story.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:29 pm

It's a little long (haha)

Anyway...a few of us were riding over to the airport last year. Along the way my bike started falling apart. The crank completely collapsed on the road to the airport, so I left my bike there. My friend Suzanne knew some of the folks there and was able to arrange a lift with Hoot, a guy who had a truck and was heading to center camp for supplies for the airport. He agreed to take me and my bike, the only catch was that in exchange I had to drop by "Our Lady of The Schlong" (or something like that) and get inspected. No touching, just show it, have a waist down photo taken, get stamped grade A or something like that and have a beer. It went well, and I was actually able to talk him into taking me all the way back to my camp which was at 9:30 and Amnesia.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:37 pm

No touching, just show it, have a waist down photo taken, get stamped grade A or something like that and have a beer.

Hah hah ha anything for a beer!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:39 pm

Yeah, the really funny part was that I realized after the fact that I could have walked the bike back by simply slipping the chain off.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:42 pm

Hah hah ha
I want an artcar my butt would be sore after a week.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:47 pm

I need to step out for awhile.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:49 pm

I'm outta here for the night.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:51 pm

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:33 pm

sputnik...our lady of schlong inspection was pretty much right outside our backdoor (um, no pun intended...) they made a mean bloody mary too

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:56 pm

Hey Monty! Any word from EDB?

I could sure go for a scotch on the rocks.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:33 pm

For da boid

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:34 pm

Tanks tweetie. And for you?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:37 pm

Hey, Our Lady of Shlong is right down the street from Sensei's place. He took me down there last year so that he could stamp "USDA prime" on my ass.

Ahh, memories.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:44 pm

How 'bout one o' them purty Cuban things?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:44 pm

I live in perpetual fear of that stamp. Maybe Our Lady could help me not be such a chicken.

ha ha! you gotta admit that was pretty good.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:47 pm

((((((((((((●●))))))))))))

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:49 pm

Daquiris it is! Blue, you joinin us?