The Bar

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:37 am

Just thought I’d swing in and see how our midwest bar patrons were after the weekend's weather.

(Set’s a case of Kahlua on the bartop.)

That outta' pep up your coffee!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:35 am

Give me a 36 oz chai latte and a pago-pago the size of a lake.

My heart is broken.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:38 am

zzzooooomm

Grabs a Kahlua - "Thanks, cat!" away, away, back to work!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:13 am

sorry for the waiting. but better late than never. it is getting close to quitin time here. Lorgasm will need some wild turkey later. she has been under the weather. love you all. be back shortly.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:20 am

sorry for the waiting. but better late than never. it is getting close to quitin time here. Lorgasm will need some wild turkey later. she has been under the weather. love you all. be back shortly.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:42 am

darn you talk about slow today. zoom is used to zooming through these things. i feel like i have been drinking that funny kool aid.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:35 pm

Whew...rugged few days but glad to be back. Thanks for the Zoomiegoodies!

Many repeated hugs and oceans of love to our broken fishy. (And an olympic sized, fully filtered Pago Pago Octapus)

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:My heart is broken.

it will mend.

sooner or later, they always do...

in this life or the next...

~life's funny like that

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:06 pm

now things appear to be zooming along. remember fishy, there are healing oceans available. think i am ready for a jager now. hook us all up. whoo hoos would be great too, but not exactly sure how to make one. love you all

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:My heart is broken.

(Walks in the door and straight over to Fishys’s bowl... looks at her a moment... lowers head, lighty bumps the glass, then ruuuuuuubs himself against it.)

(Smiles a comforting and understanding smile... then heads back out)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:17 pm

((((fishy))))

I wonder what BC is up too?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:00 pm

Up to? His waist, of course. Happy Purim, y'all. Here are some hamantaschen. Please add the alcohol of your choice - tonight its mandatory, for spiritual reasons, of course.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:18 pm

(Cc comes limping in with a smirk on his face, visually intoxicated) Hello all (takes one of Bin's hamantaschen's and washes it down with a Killians Irish Red) Thanks Bin. It's been a terrifiic day. My friend from Cairo, Eygyt is in town and we went out and tied a few on. Good times. Plus, this Thursday, I'm going with my buddy to Boise,ID, to get a tattoo, and he's going to get one that I drew for him. Should be tons of fun. (CLARK turns the lights down low, makes sure dangerous flames are out, make's sure the saftey is on the .50 cal HA cannon, and pats (in no particular order) Bin, Mozy, LCN, BNO, fire elf, zoom, Lorgasm, ED, sputnik, Cryptofishist,Tisha, KIV, RangerG, Rockdad, Chai Guy, Zule, BB Sue, and mojo on the head very quickly as no one to notice/ wake up.
Sleep tight everyone. Life is a funny thing...time just keeps on swinging us. Chances are, you should have a good time doing it

Night...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:13 am

Huuh?? Someone tap me on the head??? Who's there???

>looks around, sees the rest of the barkids snoozin', looks over by the hurricaine lantern burining softly on the bar, and sees a plate of yummy stuff sitting there. <

Bin Noddin wrote:Happy Purim, y'all. Here are some hamantaschen. Please add the alcohol of your choice - tonight its mandatory, for spiritual reasons, of course.

Oooh... I remember making those as a kid. Haven't seen 'em in years... Yummm--ers.

Lessee... Hamantaschen and Jaegarmeister. Orange label, natch!!

>Reaches over, pulls comforters over most of the crowd, wraps one around fishie's bowl (to keep her warm and snuggly), and skritches LeChat behind the ear...

Then walks over to the fireplace, throws on a few more logs, settles down in the antique rocker, and proceeds to dream about good tmes to come...<

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:26 am

Mozy wakes up the find Sue a sleep in the chair. He picks up Sue lays her with the other people under the neb. Tucks the neb around everyone. Gives her a kiss then nuzzles down next to her.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:42 am

happy hump day, pancakes fresh off the fire. just waiting for my caffeine fix.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:31 am

>Wakes up, notices she's now in a warm, cozy snuggle-pile, disengages Mozy's arm from her... well, you know... and makes her way over to the bar.<

'Morning, zoom... Mmmmm... Blueberries!!! Better get some coffee going...

>saunters over to the combination Instamatic coffee maker/espresso press/jaegermeister freezer/beer tap and sets up a pot of double caffeinated hyper-dark roast Sumatra...<

>WHAM<

Coffee's ready... here ya go, sweetie!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:33 am

stepping over the sleeping bodies everywhere sorry mozy hope i did not wake you. thank you BB Sue. sure needed the coffee. i would love to scream wake up, but everyone looks so cute all cuddled up.

Watchnc · Post by **Watchnc** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:36 am

quote for the day:

ti ta kool uoy woh no sdneped lla ti, dab os yllaer t'nera sgniht

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:41 am

Zoom wrote:stepping over the sleeping bodies everywhere sorry mozy hope i did not wake you. thank you BB Sue. sure needed the coffee. i would love to scream wake up, but everyone looks so cute all cuddled up.

I know... I got this over at Twin City yesterday...

>Pulls out industrial strength hand held 500 db foghorn from under her barstool<

...but haven't the heart. They look so... cute! And look, LeChat is sleeping on top of the pile... Wish my camera was working...

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:46 am

wanting to grab the foghorn, but laughing to hard from the thought.
so which one will be the first to open there eyes to the sun this morning?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:17 am

ala BRC 2004:

CHIRP....CHIRP....CHIRP.....WAKE UP

CHIRP....CHIRP....CHIRP.....WAKE UP

CHIRP....CHIRP....CHIRP.....WAKE UP, YOU FUCKERS!

Thanks for the megaphone.

Coffee?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:20 am

open your eyes
open your eyes
open your eyes
this megaphone works great

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:21 am

MOZY JUMPS 6 FEET IN THE AIR!!!!!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:21 am

happy hump day mozy. need some caffeine, still have some pancakes here

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:22 am

MOZY QUICKLY CHECKS TO SEE IF HE IS WEARING PANTS.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:23 am

WOW zoom thanks I need some...

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:23 am

hey BB SUE, Mozy was the first i think Lechat moved a little bit

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:24 am

cute boxers Mozy.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:34 am

Mozy want a croissant sandwich