Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:10 pm

LiveWire wrote:Evening of august 31st 2006....

Soon to be remembered in history more fondly than the Great Christmas Truce of 1914, the Great Verboten Truce of 2006 will certainly go down in history for bad beer, poor food and smelly participants.

A Norwegian soldier emerges from the trenches with the traditional "august jul" typically followed by the serving of "kvite kakemenn" to enemy troops.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:16 pm

To change subject to other Apokiliptik-esque subject...

You should follow disinformation campaign on other thread about 911 experiment. Is very good display of craft in action. Have not seen since days in Kremlin... WHo is posting for which agenda?? Should to take bets...

Now returning you to progression in progress...

Б. Б. Суз…

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:37 am

In this re-creation--The High Priestess of the Lost City of Null, prepares to plunge the sacraficial mitt into the chest of a captive barbarian as a gift to the gods...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:39 am

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:31 am

The Verboten Truce-party on August 31st 2006 is in its final hour. The party has been a great success. Members of Kamp Apokiliptika and Camp Herring have enjoyed each others company for many hours, eating delicious food and drinking tasteful beer and good wine. Together they have, among many things, played soccer and built a peace pipe smoking Indian with just playa-dust and water. People are making new friends.

Now, members of Kamp Apokiliptika and Camp Herring are sitting in a circle around a camp fire telling funny jokes and scary ghost-stories. The night is starting to get cold. Some participants at the party are leaving the camp fire to get some warmer clothes… They're not coming back… After a while, people around the camp fire are starting to wonder why? Where have they gone? Have something happened to them? Secret agents from both Kamp Apokiliptika and Camp Herring are starting to lurk around in the shadows of the night outside the circle. They can't be seen, but you feel they are around somewhere out there in the dark night.

Suddenly, a paper-ball gets thrown into the circle from the darkness outside. At the same time, a plastic bottle come flying into the circle from the opposite side. Live Wire picks up the paper-ball, starting to unfold it, while Major Roosevelt picks up the plastic bottle. It contains a roll of paper. Major Roosevelt says: "Bay Bridge Sue, this note is addressed to us!" Bay Bridge Sue walks over to the Major. On the other side of the circle, Live Wire shows his note to Barb Wire. Live Wire: "Look! They have kidnapped our Super Conductor, EL Wire!" Bay Bridge Sue: "What the f***! The Kernul is now in the hands of Camp Herring!"

…and that concludes the peaceful party. It is now a riot! Kamp Apokiliptika and Camp Herring are again at war.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:37 am

Kernul

There are many "Norge" style folks out there wanting to get in...."NI!"

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:16 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:Soon to be remembered in history more fondly than the Great Christmas Truce of 1914, the Great Verboten Truce of 2006 will certainly go down in history for bad beer, poor food and smelly participants....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:30 pm

LiveWire wrote:cry_wolf.jpg

Very bully! Once I studied this long enough to realize that was our Kamp in the background.

It's hard to kill you kreative Norwegians. I have to....I'm only following orders....but I don't like it. *

God....what a waste....

* - aktually I like it a little but not much....to be honest...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:52 pm

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:15 pm

I wonce heard it said that "If you willing to talk peace,you better be wiiling to back it with war."Lothos

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:34 pm

Greetings Lothos!

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lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:49 am

found it.....Nobody discusses peace,unless they are willing to back it with war! Then you Pearl Harbor them.Lothos

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:53 am

In The Kernul I Trust,All Others I Run Through N.C.I.C. Lothos

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:33 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:... aktually I like it ...

Hah. I knew it. War is good.

Lothos wrote:...willing to back it with war...

War it is then! Warmongers!

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:41 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Kernul
There are many "Norge" style folks out there wanting to get in...."NI!"

I might be wrong, but isn't that Bill Gates from Microsoft inside that helmet?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:52 am

By golly, you are right!!! It is him!!! Invite him in for a drink!!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:04 am

Barb Wire wrote:...I might be wrong, but isn't that Bill Gates from Microsoft inside that helmet?

To me, it looks like Mr. Jellyfish....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:09 am

To me, it looks like Mr. Jellyfish....

Silence you fool!! You'll blow his cover!!!!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:43 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:To me, it looks like Mr. Jellyfish....

Silence you fool!! You'll blow his cover!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:48 am

I insist that I am Belgian.

I also insist that I am Broomfondle and that he is Magic Thighs.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:30 am

MESSAGE TO NORWEGIANS - THE TRUCE IS FOR ONE DAY ONLY...

TICK TOCK MOTHERFUCKERS....

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:02 pm

I’m changing the settings in my studio this week.
There are so many wires to keep track of!
The pictures are taken today, my studio is a mess!
But the studio will be up and running by Sunday fresh and organized.
Be very very afraid!!!!

See if you can name some of the equipments on the pictures.
Bet you apokiliptikans have no clue about technical stuff HA HA ha ha!!!

See if you can name some of the stuff on this picture.

I bet nobody in Kamp Apokiliptika know what any of this stuff is used for!

Is there anyone on ePlaya that is able to name some of the equipments on this picture?

NOW BACK TO WAR!!

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:46 pm

It's a giant connect-the-dots / stop the feedback / where's that hum coming from / where the hell does THIS cable go / dammit, it worked yesterday game!

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:47 pm

FOM approved!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:38 pm

BoxaRox wrote:

It's a giant connect-the-dots / stop the feedback / where's that hum coming from / where the hell does THIS cable go / dammit, it worked yesterday game!

(From left to right)
-Feinberg Oscillating Frammizam
-Jeffries Tube Interface
-Biomimetic Index Collator
-ExoInterEndoActuator
-Modem
-Hammond B Keyboard
-Baby's Arm, Holding Apple
-InterApokaliptikExtra"K"text generator
-Heuzier-Dadei Semi-Hard Drive
-Waldo Locator
-8-track
-Devisive Plotter
-Plot Devisor
-McGuffin

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:51 pm

You forgot the volt meter which I assume the Norwegian is using to figure out where that odd cable is going as the Count says...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:04 pm

Our latest Mutant Vehicle...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:36 pm

The UA's latest weapons system: The upgraded TOW missile. 30 inches of armor plate is like swiss cheese for this weapon!

Overheard during testing at the UA's secret testing facility....
Was there a mutant vehicle around here? I could have swore I saw something a few seconds ago...all I see now is little pools of molten steel.

The UA: Good weapons cost less than you think.
Weapons Systems Sale: On Now!
You name it and we usually have it around here....somewhere. And cheap too!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:09 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:You forgot the volt meter which I assume the Norwegian is using to figure out where that odd cable is going as the Count says...

A volt meter, well done Major Roosevelt!
I was sure you were the one that would name my HÅG H09 Excellence 9330 office chair that is made for leaders of the world.

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

The Verboten Truce-party

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