Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:26 pm

There is also some rather nice Ham Radio gear I believe....

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:05 pm

Alright, that's a good bit of gear. Now all we ask is that you post a link to your best... I mean your very best peice of audio that ever came out of it. Otherwise, it's just a bunch stuff that loses value faster than Norwegian real estate... until the retro resergance. Just ask Bob Moog.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:44 pm

Jelly!

Don't crush his spirit until he... (Oh shit, can't talk about that.)

This cloak of war stuff can be a real pain.

Bob Moog is dead. His stuff is worth quite a lot, again. Just not to him.

As far as I know Uli (Behringer) is alive and kicking.

I forgot what we were talking about.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:07 pm

I tried to get this post out last night, but I always got a php/MySql error when hitting Submit. Is there a Kernul filter out there? Let me try again...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:12 pm

WOW! Looks like I had a really great time!!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:23 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:WOW! Looks like I had a really great time!!

Yupp. Fishy Fraternization.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:43 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:MESSAGE TO NORWEGIANS - THE TRUCE IS FOR ONE DAY ONLY...

TICK TOCK MOTHERFUCKERS....

A minute later....

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:23 am

You may have escaped this time, but Apokiliptikans never give up!

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:57 am

EL Wire wrote:
Major Roosevelt wrote:You forgot the volt meter which I assume the Norwegian is using to figure out where that odd cable is going as the Count says...
A volt meter, well done Major Roosevelt!
I was sure you were the one that would name my HÅG H09 Excellence 9330 office chair that is made for leaders of the world.

Nothing but the best chair for our leader! Surely something the Apokiliptikans can't afford for their leader.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:28 am

levendis wrote:You may have escaped this time, but Apokiliptikans never give up!

... Members of Camp Herring will never surrender...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:28 am

Just so everybody knows...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:05 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Just so everybody knows...

Good thing ve drive der Mercedes Kommand vehicles, zehr Panzer tanks, Kettenkrads, A Pinzgauer or 2, und such, und not those pesky Fjords.

In service to your doom...

bb

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:45 am

INTERDOOM MEMO

TO: KERNUL KILLBUCK
FROM: MAJOR ROOSEVELT
SUBJ: SCHWIMMENPANZER - NORWEGIAN FJORD SIMULATION

KERNUL

ELEMENTS OF THE KASTAPO RESEARCH AND BRATWURST DEPARTMENT HAVE FINALIZED PLANS FOR A DOOMVEHICLE THAT WILL RESOLVE THE FJORD OVERFLOW ANTICIPATED DUE TO NORWEGIAN TREACHERY AND/OR INCOMPETENCE.

THUS WE PRESENT TO YOU, ON THIS YOUR BIRTHDAY, THE SCHWIMMENPANZER GrVII-X2.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:25 am

In response to the Norwegian Fjord project....the Uncanny Alliance would like to offer some recently de-classified footage of our naval weapons testing.

Cross Lake Lahontan at your own risk!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:49 am

...OK...it's midnight! YES!....fire SABOT!!!.....what??....arggghhhh.....Bill Gates foils our dastardley plans....AGAIN........reboot....reboot...reboot damn you!!!!

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:16 pm

Major Roosevelt wrote:...OK...it's midnight! YES!....fire SABOT!!!.....what??....arggghhhh.....Bill Gates foils our dastardley plans....AGAIN........reboot....reboot...reboot damn you!!!!

While the Major is trying to reboot his windoz it may "please" him to know that a Herring Missile managed to destroy one of the Apokiliptik Tank...

Tank You - send the Bill.......

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:03 pm

Visit Sven's House of Smorges-Fjords for all your fjord needs. Open 24 hours to serve you. Right next to Spatula City.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:35 pm

Great....now the Herring Huggers are doing our work for us!!

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:32 pm

Our secret agent took this picture yesterday.... Could it be Bay Bridge Sue behind the wheel, "driving" to the mall?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:52 am

Yes, that is her, but you failed to mention she can do - to 60 in 9.6

OUR spies were busy at work yesterday too....

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:09 pm

Congrats Kernul on the grant for Mantis...Jack rabbit just listed all the winners

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:31 pm

Mantis is a cool project but so is Megapixels. It's a shame both couldn't receive funding.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:30 pm

Wow!!! New product...the DOOM GUN...."area denial"....perfekt weapon for Kamp Apokiliptika...

This thing has a sensor that detekts the presence of ANYONE (not just the enemy...little kids on a field trip....bambi nibbling on a flower...anyone or anything) and starts firing its four barrels until NOTHING is moving. Totally automated. No human intervention required (which is good since it's owners will likely be dead).

Kool.

You'd think this HAS to be Amerikan! But it ain't. It's Aussie. Wow.

Expect KA to have a kouple of these out front of our entrance!!! Bully!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:38 pm

Saw it on the Military channel the other night... That will stop a school of fish coming across the Playa

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:48 pm

Wow...found this poster...looks great. Try to stay out at the edge of the airfield though...

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BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:15 pm

Didn't I see that in the last Jane's guide?

It comes with a matching monogramed welcome mat.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:40 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:41 pm

It would kind of make those pesky mines obsolete, it will do about the same thing and would be a lot easier to find after the conflict is over. that would be a good thing I didn’t want to say any thing but I’m almost sure I buried 26 mines last year and I only found 18 and 3 big holes when we were packing up.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:05 pm

"...I didn’t want to say any thing but I’m almost sure I buried 26 mines last year and I only found 18 and 3 big holes when we were packing up."

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:25 pm