Plants and Animals

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:35 pm

The conceptual basis of this thread is that we're all narcissistic wankers.

The focus of this thread is our relationship with the non-human life forms of the world. Excluding fungus and viral entities. Too loaded.

Plants and aniumals.

Relate. Ideate. Opine. Discuss.

Go.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:42 pm

I love my puppy and I cherish my kitty...very much...

...(all the while secretly gazing longingly into any mirror, full length plate glass window/reflective surface I come into contact with)

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:06 pm

Absolutely - I love all little creatures, mostly medium rare, while others are good sliced thin into sandwiches. Nothing on the playa tastes good though.

I have fought fires in Nevada for 8 years now, and 10 years elsewhere before that and I know for a fact that although sage smells minty - it makes animals taste like crap/

later

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:16 pm

SED wrote:The conceptual basis of this thread is that we're all narcissistic wankers.

The focus of this thread is our relationship with the non-human life forms of the world. Excluding fungus and viral entities. Too loaded.

Plants and aniumals.

Relate. Ideate. Opine. Discuss.

Go.

It's all food, pets, or scenery.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:45 am

Sometimes my cat goes over to the room where my wife keeps her parakeet. I'm "supposed" to shoo him away (there's a gate), but I can't resist revelling in his primal fascination with that feathery little chirping morsel.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:43 pm

HughMungus wrote:It's all food, pets, or scenery.

But how do you tell them apart? After all, I'm young and impressionable, and my character isn't fully formed.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:00 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Sometimes my cat goes over to the room where my wife keeps her parakeet. I'm "supposed" to shoo him away (there's a gate), but I can't resist revelling in his primal fascination with that feathery little chirping morsel.

As a former parakeet, I am not down with this.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Sometimes my cat goes over to the room where my wife keeps her parakeet. I'm "supposed" to shoo him away (there's a gate), but I can't resist revelling in his primal fascination with that feathery little chirping morsel.
As a former parakeet, I am not down with this.

If it weren't for a cat, you would still be a parakeet.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:35 am

A rooster says good morning
with a cocka-doodle-do
A horse's neigh is just his way
of saying "How are you?"
A lion growls hello and owls
ask what and where and who
May I suggest you get undressed
and show them your wazoo . . .

Oh, the animals, the animals
Let's talk dirty to the animals
Fuck you, Mr. Rabbit.
Eat shit, Mr. Bear.

If they don't love it
They can shove it
Frankly, I don't care . . .

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:14 am

bump.

Oh, and two brownie points to the one who can reference "Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals"

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:43 am

Well, it was one of the numbers in the Actors' Theatre of Washington "Sexe" New Year's Eve cabaret. Jeffrey Johnson in a little black dress sure looked good perfroming it.

Gilda Radner, who left us way too soon.
....
But just don't tell an alligator,
No! just don't tell an alligator
"Bite my snatch!"

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:59 am

I love all animals, some more passionately than others, and I can get away with that 'cause there's plenty of me to go around. heh heh. Chickens are my mainstay, of course, but turkeys ... I don't know, there's just something about 'em drives me crazy (in a good way).

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:14 pm

and toucans...and doves...and parakeets...and guinea fowl...and quail...and pheasants (oh, yes! wild pheasants)...and peacocks...and robins...and chickadees...and crows...and quetzals...and emus...and warblers...and jays...and grackles...and kiwis...and hummingbirds...and mynas...and nuthatches...and flickers...and larks...and snowgeese...and gulls...and terns...and puffins...and killdeer...and wrens...and condors...and woodpeckers...and

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:39 pm

Well there went 20 minutes of horny day dreaming heaven ....
So many species, only one cock.

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:01 pm

SED wrote:The conceptual basis of this thread is that we're all narcissistic wankers.

The focus of this thread is our relationship with the non-human life forms of the world. Excluding fungus and viral entities. Too loaded.

Plants and animals.

Relate. Ideate. Opine. Discuss.

Go.

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Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:50 am

SED wrote:The conceptual basis of this thread is that we're all narcissistic wankers.

The focus of this thread is our relationship with the non-human life forms of the world. Excluding fungus and viral entities. Too loaded.

Plants and aniumals.

Relate. Ideate. Opine. Discuss.

Go.

You are the only narcissistic wanker that I know of on this board.......but back to the topic,

I love my dog who has an incredible sense of humor. My fish are amusing in a fishy sort of way. They get their bowls cleaned either when I can't see them anymore, or, the water has evaporated so much they'll soon be breathing air. Plants, if I like them get watered regularly, however, the ones that I don't like only get water when I start feeling sorry for their brown leaves.

Yeah, well, I guess I'm a narcissitic wanker too

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:32 am

Jewel*** wrote:Yeah, well, I guess I'm a narcissitic wanker too

<swoon>

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:34 am

Jewel*** wrote:
SED wrote:The conceptual basis of this thread is that we're all narcissistic wankers.

The focus of this thread is our relationship with the non-human life forms of the world. Excluding fungus and viral entities. Too loaded.

Plants and aniumals.

Relate. Ideate. Opine. Discuss.

Go.
You are the only narcissistic wanker that I know of on this board.......but back to the topic,

I love my dog who has an incredible sense of humor. My fish are amusing in a fishy sort of way. They get their bowls cleaned either when I can't see them anymore, or, the water has evaporated so much they'll soon be breathing air. Plants, if I like them get watered regularly, however, the ones that I don't like only get water when I start feeling sorry for their brown leaves.

Yeah, well, I guess I'm a narcissitic wanker too

WIth your sizzling body, who wouldn't be?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:56 am

ooh, ow, ouch, HOT HOT HOT!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:38 pm

hey Bin.........kiss it, lick it, dip it, suck it!!!!! that's my motto babe. don't need no candy to do that!

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