Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:18 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Wow...found this poster...looks great. Try to stay out at the edge of the airfield though...

Too bad the picture was so dark. Let me just add some light to this dark picture. Then it's easier to see:

We're sorry, but we had to shoot it down to prevent DOOM!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:26 am

The Ministery of Denial will take it from here thank you....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:45 am

The Ministery of Denial also wishes to fully deny any involvement in the Pizza Plot that has been so unfortunately uncovered. Obviously we must go after the reporters who have reveiled this secret program that is not actually happening. This program, which is not actualy happening, is diverting funds from pizza sales to Central American rebel groups, who in turn invest the funds using oversees accounts in various causes for doom.

But... this is not really happening- and we deny that.

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:45 am

This just in from the depths of Apokiliptika Lab's Texas facility:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. You will be assimilated.

RAISE FEAR, REDUCE HOPE

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:55 am

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:59 am

That is just so wrong.....so, so wrong!

levendis · Post by **levendis** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:12 am

BoxaRox wrote:

Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:11 pm

Boxa! I can not keep up with you!
I think that is the third time you read my mind and beat me to the punch!

Going back to drawing board! actually need to go to work then get back on this thread got myself all distracted from what is really important!

Thematic War and profit!
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Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:07 pm

NewsFlash!!

This picture was taken by our surveillance camera at Camp Herring Fjord Installation Test Site.

In an interview later on I asked Mr. Killbuck If he was sent as a spy to report Herring activities.
He says "I deny I was at Camp Herring Fjord Installation Test Site"
But this picture of our camera shows you were riding a herring on our test site.
He answered "I deny I was riding a herring on Camp Herring Fjord Installation Test Site"
But didn't you publish a picture earlier on warning about a certain Fjord Installation ?
He replied "I deny I posted a warning about Fjord Installation"
- And so ended the interview.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PS.

I deny publishing of this picture. I even deny I posted it. And also I deny the interview. I deny everything too......
This didn't happened.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:12 pm

Is that a herring or a sucker cat thats being taken off for other purposes?

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:24 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Is that a herring or a sucker cat thats being taken off for other purposes?

Naa,,, that is a herring.

But this is a sucker cat...

And this... Is a cat sucker for a herring

Aka - A Happy Cat

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:27 pm

Sorry Kernul. I didn't mean to disrespect you. I was coerced.

There was nothing I could do.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:53 pm

There is something is mighty fishy about current spate of posts by CBR. MIGHTY fishy...

Shall schedule to look into his innermost thoughts, perhap is time for a nce... purge?

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Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:05 pm

Perhaps the Apokiliptika hold over it's subjects is slipping? We will need to triple our anti-propaganda funding and exploit this fortuitious turn of events!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:55 pm

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:57 pm

Perhaps the Apokiliptika hold over it's subjects is slipping? We will need to triple our anti-propaganda funding and exploit this fortuitious turn of events!

You've forgotten that a solid-foundation disinformation campaign requires complete ambiguity of loyalty -- either expressed or implied? It ain't about the campaign button you wear, it's the butterfly ballot you ultimately punch.

I believe it's the Diebold corporate motto that says:

"The People have spoken! But who's counting?"

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:01 pm

The count speaks... and we listen. Let the balloon go up. Have a drink.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:47 pm

Ahhh...can we get back to some unacceptable and politikally inkorrect graphiks?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:03 pm

Good show Major. The Herrings are pressing ahead with their Fjord Installation.... I suggest that nearby camps prepare for water rescue training. As for ourdelves, construction of the locks is going well.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:47 pm

and late on July 19th, the rains started in Washoe county.
A rain of Biblical proportions,
it rained for 40days and 40nights

On August 28 the rains stopped......

Black Rock Desert is now Black Rock LAKE

Who has the ARK?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:22 pm

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:09 pm

Inspecting Apokiliptika shore defenses.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:09 am

There's too much cross-posting (I'm guilty too) between CH and KA threads...kind of lame.

Wish there was some way to kreate an überthread to kontain the kreativity of both kamps so jumping back and forth when we are über kreative isn't necessary....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:49 pm

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:02 pm

Damn, I thought it was supposed to be T&A. Almost everything Apokiliptika puts up is the T part and I'm not talking tail either.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:16 pm

Good heavens- forgive us the oversight. Perhaps this may at least begin to correct the problem.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:47 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Great, so our Guard Tower doubles as a Life Guard station?!?!

I volunteer to rescue the young lady if she finds herself stuck in 2 inches of water.

By the way, the front of the Kamp looks great at the edge of the water, where'd you get the great pair of missiles???? Very bully!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:40 am

I was wondering where that picture disappeared to...

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:42 am

We just kept it for a special occasion Dahlink!

Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Prepare for DOOM!