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Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:56 pm

Man I love Mexican food, but since my internal organs rotted away I find it runs right through me!

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:21 pm

I used to trout fish. Then I figured out I just like being in the same places the trout lived.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:23 pm

Didja ever sneak a little bit of the Zeke's floating bait just to see what it tasted like? Garlic is the best.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:25 pm

Garlic makes me bloat.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:51 pm

Tiara gifted me some garlic olives this year that got me hooked on the things.

Tiara · Post by **Tiara** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:54 pm

Some people actually look like their avatars. Even in my slightly altered state yesterday, I was able to pick Don Muerto out of the crowd.

(thanks for all your help deconstructing the dance floor!!!)

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:06 pm

Does this Thread Make My Ass Look Big?

increasingly,
mr smith

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:12 pm

Tiara wrote:Some people actually look like their avatars. Even in my slightly altered state yesterday, I was able to pick Don Muerto out of the crowd.

The yellow sombrero gave it away? heh I bet Pancho Villa wishes he had a camelback with 70 ounces of cold margarita in it!

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:38 am

> Anybody here like bananas?
I am a banana.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:51 am

precipitate wrote:I am a banana

-Then get in my hat!

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:06 am

Avatar? This is my passport photo.

I am very happy to announce that we have finally sold the last of the peanut brittle!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:50 am

Does anyone else think that the girl scouts uniforms are just a way to indoctrinate the innocent into the mass delusion that consumption will ease our sufferring?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:55 am

-Unclear.

I am upset that they never give me the straight answer when I ask if the cookies are made with *real* girlscouts.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:06 am

Orange-Pineapple-Banana juice sounds good right now.

Skyhawk · Post by **Skyhawk** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:16 am

hooray for orange-bananna-pineapple juice!

its the only way I can get near a banana, because, oddly, Im allergic to eating bannas and it gives me horrible burning sores inside my mouth.. but anything with banana Juice is just fine.. weird.. and I cant eat banana bread either..

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:19 am

Too much pineapple ulcerates my tongue and mouth, -but it takes a lot.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:23 am

That's because banana juice is made of people!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:24 am

You don't *look* like Charlton Heston...

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:37 am

but i play him on tv.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:38 am

*pries the gun from Charlton's cold, dead hand*

HAH!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:34 pm

Do you think oleomargine goes well with fishsticks?

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:36 pm

Bleech! Do you put ketchup on eggs too? Double bleech!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:42 pm

I eat neither margerine nor fishsticks.

I do however eat ketchup and sometimes in conjunction with eggs.

You know, we've had our playa bikes on our front lawn since burning man and no one seems willing to steal them. We're going to have to actually find storage for them soon.

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:44 pm

trout are best tickled on their bellies in muddy water

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:54 pm

The only good deer is a stuffed and mounted one.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:12 pm

No Name wrote:stuffed and mounted

Don't you have your order of operations backwards?

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:14 pm

With the deer, no, with someone dear to me, it would be reversed.

How bout those Chiefs at 6-0?

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 6:00 pm

Tonight I made the most awesomest lasagna! Its like picture perfect.. Now i wonder what it tastes like. Details:
15oz of lasagna later.. oh my gosh.. that was some gooooood shit. It was perfect in every way. Just enough cheese, enough savory spices and saucey! MMMMMMM! The french bread was a nice added touch to the meal. It was so luxurious.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:10 pm

First I think about lasagna, then I start thinking about actually participating in Bay to Breakers next year. And maybe kayaking out under the GGB and into the Pacific on the same trip.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:30 pm

I hate being a landlord - swear I'm going to write into the next lease "For every pound of crap Tenant leaves in the apartment, Landlord will be allowed to kick Tenant sharply in the ass. The weight of a sofa will count double."

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