The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:40 am

Ah well. Sunday morning beer time and time to get over this momentary blip in the history of the bar and eplaya.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:47 am

Ya I know

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:51 am

Well guys this is a lot of fun but I should go off and do my taxes,.... though crawling back into bed is sounding really good ,... Like I said procrastination is an art form I am a master of.

I’ll check back later, Have a good one

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:58 am

Zulegoona wrote:I PMed spectabillis, he can’t do anything, apparently only Spanky has the power to do anything about it so everything is waiting for him to sign in,.... someday

Let's see....things that will likely happen before Spanky will get around to fixing this mess: (The biased Kinetic version)

1: Hell will freeze over.
2: The Washington Generals will have a 2 game win streak and be the opening segment on SportsCenter.
3: Gonzaga will win the NCAA Div 1 Men's Basketball Tournament.
4: The troops will come home from Iraq
5: Camp Herring will formally join Apokiliptika and create a juggernaut of a propaganda machine.
6: I will be welcomed back to the 3Playa.
7: The idiot from outside London that's tried to hack my hosting account for 2 weeks will finally give up.
8: Badger will stop by and see me in Kansas City on his way to goat nirvana in the mountains of Tennessee.
9: Iran will back down and allow inspections of all of their nuclear facilities.
10: Jungo Road will be paved.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:24 am

seeya Z

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:42 am

Well maybe we can try this:

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:15 am

Works for me!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:13 am

(Cc grabs one of the fired espresso rounds in mid-air and gulps it down) Ahhh, thanks ED! Now, time to make some electronic "wartime" preparations...
(CLARK climbs onto the top of The Bar and raises a waving flag/banner that reads):
DEAR MODERATOR!!! "THE BAR" IS ALIVE WITH THE THOUGHTS, FEELINGS, AND EXPRESSIONS OF REAL PEOPLE!!! THIS AREA IS BEING DECLARED AS A BOT FREE ZONE!!! THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE...
Hopefully, that might help when the mods and BMorg drop clusterbombs to cleansweep the boards (if they don't just go ahead and call the redphone and sink the whole phpBB alltogether, in which case, it doesn't even matter that I'm typing right now, so, it was good to meet all of you!)
Now, if they don't blackhole the forum, I'm gonna take the next step of preventive measures...
(Cc sets a perimeter of landmines and missle movement defense systems. Also, pulls out the belt round of hard alcohol shots out of the .50 Cal HA cannon and replaces it with a live strip of spam piercing rounds) Sorry LCN, it's just temporary until peace time! (Lastly, CLARK places a human sized mousetrap outside of The Bar with a huge chunk of cheese. There's a note stuck in the cheddar: "Hey Guys! Fredricko, this one's for you pal! Looks delicious, huh? Come have a nibble..." Cc climbs up into a treestand with a thermos of coffee, a Bowie knife, and a crossbow and waits...) It's open season on all mechanically produced animals...come n' get some motherfuckrico...Daddy's starving...(waiting)...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:13 am

FIRE!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:15 am

FIRE!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:22 am

(Cc drops down to the ground running. Hops onto the .50 Cal HA Cannon swivel platform, swings hard right (P.S.---Where's LeChat when ya need him?) Pulls back the slide, slams the guard forward and chambers a round.) Stand clear! Drill in 3...2...1...
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barrels spinning, electric humming...

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:25 am

Motherfucker! Fred is quick! He's already swept more threads! Here comes again!!!
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Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:26 am

MOZY DUCKS

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:28 am

MOZY!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! POUR SOME WATER ON THE BARRELS, IT'S MELTING DOWN!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:29 am

It's sure good to see names I know vs. that automatic bot when I look at the topic list. I've seen a lot of weird things happen to the eplaya over the years but nothing comes close to this bot mess.

I wonder who's behind it...the conspiracy theory possibilities are endless.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:29 am

MOZY POURS SOME WATER ON THE BARRELS

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CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:34 am

THANKS MOZ!!!! MOTHER OF PEARL!!! IT JUST NEVER STOPS!
(Cc re-feds a new belt strip, lock and load) WHew!! STAND CLEAR! FIRE IN 3...2...1...
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CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:38 am

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:42 am

Still not done? Knock, knock. Who's there? Sizzle. Sizzle who? DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH...................

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:44 am

Ok, is it time to call in the Apokiliptikans yet and ask for a nuclear strike?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:46 am

KIV!!! Hell YES! WE NEED ANY and EVERYTHING TO STOP FROM GOING UNDER!!! MAKE THE CALL>>>

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:49 am

SHIT!!! EVEN MAYBE CAMP HERRING...THIS IS NO TIME FOR ARGUMENTS...JOIN TOGETHER OR WE DIE TOGETHER...HOW LONG BEFORE IT HITS THE "2006 THEME" THREADS?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:00 pm

SAVE "THE BAR"!!! SAVE "THE BAR"!!! SAVE "THE BAR"!!! (Even as Cc screams this, subconciousily, he knows the futility of it until Fred unmercifully has it's throat slit and we dance in it's electronic free flowing puddles of green plasma...) SAVE "THE BAR"!!! SAVE "THE BAR"!!! SAVE "THE BAR"!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:03 pm

HEY GUYS! HEY GALS! HEY HUMANS!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:08 pm

Hey all. Save the bar, but throw some shots my way in the process.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:11 pm

Hey Sput!!! I just got a great idea for MEGAPIXELS: Just have the two words "Hey Guys!" In big, bold Arial Black font. (I'm seriously crazy now...

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CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:29 pm

(Cc throws up) Uhh...this...(dryheaves)...is...Alfredricko...(vomits again)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:46 pm

OK I am done...I can't do this any more

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:51 pm

Word Mozy. Good to see you on this last day of the eplaya

(Cc relectantly climbs into the Cryogenic Chamber, closes the hatch. As the liquid dry ice fills the chamber, he gasps and takes one more sip of coffee. The chamber filled, the chamber will automatically unlock after the fighting is done and, hopefully, one day when the board is free of threat.) Sleep well young princes and princesses...

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:02 pm

(While still frozen, Cc's brainwaves still transmit electrical signals to keep "The Bar" thread atleast on page 1, before it's lost indefinitly)
"Float"

The Bar

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