Is it weird to have a crush on a dead movie star?

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:20 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Arthur

God damn I need a girlfriend.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:04 pm

no, but its probably weird to have sex with a dead movie star.

i mean, vasoline is involved... quite crusty.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:09 pm

Sick sick sick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

I am instituting the 1/2 mile rule effective immediately

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:25 pm

helitack wrote:Sick sick sick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

I am instituting the 1/2 mile rule effective immediately

From your cite!

"A sexual act with a corpse is generally considered socially unacceptable; the presumption being that the person would not have consented to the act while alive, it amounts to the rape of a dead person."

Oh that's the reason?....

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:53 pm

STOP POSTING OFF-TOPIC COMMENTS. I AM IN LOVE WITH JEAN ARTHUR. IF YOUR POST IS NOT ABOUT MY LOVE FOR HER THEN START YOUR OWN THREAD!!!11

Demon · Post by **Demon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:52 pm

Eh, I always had a thing for Audrey Hepburn

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:44 am

It has to be Cary Grant for me. Suave and sophisticated. Mmmmm...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:45 am

James Stewart. Hands down. Yeah. Cool, smart, witty, funny, and always in control. Not to mention cute.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:27 am

Check out Joi Lansing (1928-1972)

Having a crush on a dead star happily does not preclude a default relationship. Ya got that going for ya HM!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:50 am

OK think people. What's your chance with a LIVE movie star?
Here is reality and here....

.....wa-ay over here....

...is fantasy.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:52 am

HughMungus wrote:...I AM IN LOVE WITH JEAN ARTHUR...

Personally, I always thought her sister was hotter.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:00 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:OK think people. What's your chance with a LIVE movie star?

In the words of our host and the Talking Heads, it's what you make it.

"Damn that television ... what a bad picture!"
"Don't get upset, it's not a major disaster."
"There's nothing on tonight," he said, "I don't know
what's the matter!"
"Nothing's ever on", she said, "so ... I don't know
why you bother."

We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times.
People fighting over little things, and wasting precious time.
They might be better off ... I think ... the way it seems to me.
Making up their own shows, which might be better than T.V.

(CHORUS)

Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations.
Bob is on the street today, scouting up locations.
They've enlisted all their family.
They've enlisted all their friends.
It helped saved their relationship,
And made it work again ...

Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit.
There might even be a spinoff, but they're not sure 'bout that.
If they ever watch T.V. again, it'd be too soon for them.
Bob never yells about the picture now, he's having
too much fun. ...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:21 am

In a blindingly wonderful statement, BigCock wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:OK think people. What's your chance with a LIVE movie star?
In the words of our host and the Talking Heads, it's what you make it.

We love ya, BC. Personalities are people, too. When you realize the famous are just like you, and not some untouchable god (or goddess), evens start to skew. But if you hold dear the belief "I'll NEVER have a chance to even meet him (or her)", then guess what? You're right.

bb

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:15 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
In a blindingly wonderful statement, BigCock wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:OK think people. What's your chance with a LIVE movie star?
In the words of our host and the Talking Heads, it's what you make it.

We love ya, BC. Personalities are people, too. When you realize the famous are just like you, and not some untouchable god (or goddess), evens start to skew. But if you hold dear the belief "I'll NEVER have a chance to even meet him (or her)", then guess what? You're right.

bb

I'll meet her in heaven. Sigh. It's not just her looks. Her personality kicks ass. Recently saw two of her movies on TCM and fell in love...ah...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:25 pm

Rudolph Valentino....and....dare I say...Thomas Jefferson (not a movie star. True. However, a hottie nonetheless)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:48 pm

This lady has been floating my boat for as long as I can remember. And she isn't dead.

http://www.nailpassion.com/famousw/AnnM ... rgaret.jpg

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:58 pm

That's a lovely prop Sue. Thanks.
Put another way, even Jessica Alba's finger goes through the toilet paper once in a while.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:09 pm

What are you talking about? Jessica Alba is able to pay someone else to perform that task for her.

You didn't think ChaiGuy was the first, did you?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:41 pm

helitack wrote:This lady has been floating my boat for as long as I can remember. And she isn't dead.

http://www.nailpassion.com/famousw/AnnM ... rgaret.jpg

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:15 pm

Depends on your definition of "movie star," I s'pose, but here's the man for me:

http://www.anthonyainley.co.uk/

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:51 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:James Stewart. Hands down. Yeah. Cool, smart, witty, funny, and always in control. Not to mention cute.

Happy Easter, Sue:
http://www.mutantvehicle.com/sounds/mp3/jimmy.mp3

Love,

Mister JimmyFish

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:44 am

To have a crush on a dead movie star - not weird at all IMO. (James Dean for me, kind of a generic lust object, but just imagine what he could have become)

To dry hump a basketball with a bottle of poppers up your nose while watching their old movies - seek counseling.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:57 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:James Stewart. Hands down. Yeah. Cool, smart, witty, funny, and always in control. Not to mention cute.
Happy Easter, Sue:
http://www.mutantvehicle.com/sounds/mp3/jimmy.mp3

Love,

Mister JimmyFish

>>Swooooon!<<

bb

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:26 am

I have to agree with the whole necrophilia thing-just like anything else, you can adore and fantasize about anyone you want, just don't dig 'em up.