SEX CAMPS?

[yogiii2]

I have heard a lot about sex camps at burning man and i was woundering if i could get some feed back about them... i.e. what they are like, how to find them, do they really exist or not and so on.

I am not just asking to be a pervert, but because i am really interested.

I have heard that this is a part of burning man but like i said realiable information is hard to come by.

[Bob]

No.

[helitack]

It's called J.O.T.S. Camp. They have satellite camps all over BRC.

[yogiii2]

What does J. O. T. S. stand for

[Rockdad]

All sex camps Require the use of socks see TOS 11.2 stroke 3.11

You must register your sex at media mecca where they will tag it.

Watch out for LEO's inquiring about sex camps did you know ass sex is Illegal?


Have fun.

[yogiii2]

I am really not understanding what everyone is saying so far. so sorry.
And just as a side peace of info i like people of the opposit sex

[Rockdad]

What does J. O. T. S. stand for

Joyful Orgasms Thru Sex

They are almost fanatical the way they line up for relief and release!
Like he said all over the place but bring your socks they are very picky about wearing socks!

Have fun

[Rockdad]

I am really not understanding what everyone is saying so far. so sorry.
And just as a side peace of info i like people of the opposit sex

Opposite of what? I am so sorry I do not understand?

Have fun

[yogiii2]

by socks do yo mean condoms?

[Rockdad]

by socks do yo mean condoms?

Well condoms are important are they not! But no I mean socks like on your feet that way they are not naked it is a law thing a loophole sort of,




Have fun

[Rockdad]

It a rule just remember Socks in the JOT's

Have fun

[Desert Duck]

YAAAAYYY JOTS camp!! I have to agree on the socks thing, pretty essential if you ask me. Tell the truth, I usually leave my boots on.
Just look for the blue domes.

[yogiii2]

blue domes huh... so thats how you find them? are the all the same or does each camp have a different theme, or what?

[Rockdad]

Funny you ask there has been talk this year about theme JOTS and of course the handicapped are always doing their own thing..

[Rockdad]

blue domes huh... so thats how you find them? are the all the same or does each camp have a different theme, or what?

Yep blue domes lined up and tell them Hugh sent you!
and wear your socks!
by the way are you female or male?

[Desert Duck]

Yeah, but you can't blame them for wanting to do their own thing in their own way.
Listen, maybe we can set up a JOTS tour for you, so you know where they are, then you can go anytime you want.

[yogiii2]

i am a male. and i just want to make sure that your all not trying to have a laugh at my expense. I am asking all of these questions in the hopes of getting real answers. i have been to two burns now and '06' will be my third. i have had a great time every year. but this is a side of burning man that i have yet to explore. so thats why im interested.

[Rockdad]

i am a male. and i just want to make sure that your all not trying to have a laugh at my expense. I am asking all of these questions in the hopes of getting real answers. i have been to two burns now and '06' will be my third. i have had a great time every year. but this is a side of burning man that i have yet to explore. so thats why im interested.

This is your third burn? And never been to the JOTS sex camps? Did you go by Jiffy Lube Camp your first year they have a special for virgins...

[Desert Duck]

Are you saying you've never been laid at BMan?
It's O.K., not everybody gets laid every year they go, y'know?

[Rockdad]

i am a male. and i just want to make sure that your all not trying to have a laugh at my expense. I am asking all of these questions in the hopes of getting real answers. i have been to two burns now and '06' will be my third. i have had a great time every year. but this is a side of burning man that i have yet to explore. so thats why im interested.

As a Burner you should know we take this very seriously like a religion!


Have fun welcome home

[yogiii2]

no ive never been laid at burning man

i got close with a girl i met last year but it didnt go all the way

[Rockdad]

no ive never been laid at burning man

i got close with a girl i met last year but it didnt go all the way

Well maybe your trying to hard? try walking after them the running scares them sometimes


Have fun Welcome home

[Rockdad]

Ok now you got me wondering if I may ask how old are you?







Welcome home Have fun

[yogiii2]

rockdad are you just going to try and make fun of me some more

anyway im 27[/quote]

[Rockdad]

No no I was really concerned! I thought maybe you were under age..

Ever hear the story about the young bull and the old bull?





Have home welcome fun

[yogiii2]

no i dont think ive heard that story

[Desert Duck]

Y'know, I didn't get laid my first two years at BMan. Of course, there WAS that hummer my first year. I took this girl out to the hot springs on my motorcycle, and we didn't have towels, so we folded up our clothes and sat on them on the way back to the city. It was about sunset, and as we got just inside the trash fence there was this bed that had been set up by Motel 666, so we stopped. Mmmmmmm.

[Rockdad]

no i dont think ive heard that story

Well the Old Bull and the Young Bull were up on a hill looking down at all those fine heifers and the Young Bull said “I am going to run down there and fuck me a Heifer!”
And the old bull looked over at the young Bull and said” I am going to walk down and fuck em’ all”

Do kinda understand what I am saying?





Welcome fun Have home

[Desert Duck]

Hey, Rockdad, may I?

Young bull and old bull are standing on a hill.
All over the valley below were a herd of cows, peacefully grazing.
Young bull says to old bull "let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!"
Old bull looks over and says " Let's walk down there and fuck them all."

[yogiii2]

your trying to tell me to play it cool. thats the problem though, i play it too cool. i want to get a little outside of my comfort zone