SEX CAMPS?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:20 am

oops, same time, haha

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:24 am

Listen, sometimes it just throws itself at you, other times it just gives you a little look. Sometimes it's just a matter of being sensitive to women's signals. If you're trying to step up your game, that might be your problem right there.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:24 am

So if this is your third burn and you haven't gotten laid maybe it is because you’re trying to hard? Try this year to go and just have fun, make friends, enjoy the art, burn shit, try not to get laid try just communicating with someone that looks like they are overwhelmed or lonely, volunteer to do something, get involved anything but trying to get laid.

And when she’s fucking your brains out repeat after me

Bob is a God!

Welcome have fun home

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:26 am

Desert Duck wrote:Hey, Rockdad, may I?

Young bull and old bull are standing on a hill.
All over the valley below were a herd of cows, peacefully grazing.
Young bull says to old bull "let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!"
Old bull looks over and says " Let's walk down there and fuck them all."

You version was more artistic!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:28 am

Y'know, I started volunteering my second year. Since then I've ended up being with sometimes three or four women at a burn. Girls like guys that have a gig. I am quite often a raging asshole on the playa cuz of what I do, and I definitely get hit on when I'm doing it.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:30 am

yogiii2 wrote:your trying to tell me to play it cool. thats the problem though, i play it too cool. i want to get a little outside of my comfort zone

Ok lets continue this another way.. Have you been laid at all anywhere besides Burningman?

Have fun

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:31 am

Desert Duck wrote:Y'know, I started volunteering my second year. Since then I've ended up being with sometimes three or four women at a burn. Girls like guys that have a gig. I am quite often a raging asshole on the playa cuz of what I do, and I definitely get hit on when I'm doing it.

What's your gig? I love Airport customs inspector job..

sandmandan · Post by **sandmandan** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:31 am

I just want to know what the names and locations and how to find camps where i can have sex with girls

yogiii2 · Post by **yogiii2** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:32 am

yes i have been laid

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:33 am

Recycle Camp. I co-designed the new crusher, and am usually carney barker, collections officer, night watchman. I get drunk and yell at people.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:34 am

sandmandan wrote:I just want to know what the names and locations and how to find camps where i can have sex with girls

Read the thread look for the blue domes called JOTS wear your socks
also you could go over to KAOS and demand a blow job!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:34 am

Rockdad, Desert Duck, do you mind if I try to help?

yogiii2, here's a story, and then a point:
A dad and son were driving on a long trip. After awhile, the Dad pulls out a cigar and begins smoking away. The son looks over and says "Dad, can I have a cigar?", whereas the Dad looks over and says "Well son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The kid replies "No", and the Dad says "Well, then you can't have a cigar". Awhile passes, and then the Dad opens a beer. The son looks over and says "Dad, can I have a beer?", whereas the Dad looks over and says "Well son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The kid replies "No", and the Dad says "Well, then you can't have a beer". Awhile later, the son pulls out a bag of cookies that his mom made and begins eating them. The Dad looks over and says "Son, do you mind if I have a cookie? The son asks "Well Dad, can your dick touch your asshole?" The Dad smiles and says "Why, yes, it can son." The son keeps eating the cookies and says, "Well, you can go fuck yourself because you're not getting any of my godamn cookies"...

The point is this yogi: Girls are like the Dad in this story, They'll tease you, and egg you along. But now masturbation, masturbation is the cookie. Fuck everyone else as long as you can please yourself. Once you can handle that, they'll be begging for one of your cookies!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:35 am

Actually, most people who volunteer at Recycle end up getting laid, but that's because we're badasses.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:37 am

Desert Duck wrote:Recycle Camp. I co-designed the new crusher, and am usually carney barker, collections officer, night watchman. I get drunk and yell at people.

Cool I will drop by and check out your crusher! sounds like my kind of thing mechanical and destructive..
Trying to get my water truck a contract out there this year and I will do Airport again and will be doing at least four shifts with ESD so I shouild have plenty of time to get over and help you out for a couple shifts!

sandmandan · Post by **sandmandan** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:39 am

JOTS stands for jhonny on the spot dumbass

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:40 am

Have you taken my poll? Recycle Camp wants your cans!
Also you can find a couple pics right here on the BMan site, 2 good ones on the 04 afterburn report.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:40 am

CLARKcon wrote:Rockdad, Desert Duck, do you mind if I try to help?

yogiii2, here's a story, and then a point:
A dad and son were driving on a long trip.Blah blah blah

That was great been a long time since I heard that one good point!

Have fun touch yourself

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:43 am

sandmandan wrote:JOTS stands for jhonny on the spot dumbass

Sandman such negativity and anger? but you want to know where to get laid? Maybe you should just follow the discussion and catch a clue genius

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:45 am

Take my poll, join us for some good old fashioned can destruction, get all kinds of drunk on donated beer, then fuck the next(your choice)that walks by.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:48 am

Desert Duck wrote:Take my poll, join us for some good old fashioned can destruction, get all kinds of drunk on donated beer, then fuck the next(your choice)that walks by.

Donated beer? Sounds good I will be there...

yogiii2 · Post by **yogiii2** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:50 am

how would i go about volentering for recycle camp

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:51 am

I'm officially hijacking this thread. Recycle Camp wants YOUR cans!!
Take the poll, then join us on the playa for good old fashioned dangerous fun, exercise, and drunkenness. FREE BEER!! (for those who qualify).

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:51 am

yogiii2 wrote:yes i have been laid

Good the hard part is over with now your a stud. Have confidence it will happen again. Do you really want a sex camp? or do you just want to get laid?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:54 am

If you want, you can just drop by and help out for a little while. If you want to be a part of our camp(be warned, we're a WORK camp), there's a link on the main page of this site, fillout the questionnaire, put recycle as your desired volunteer opportunity, and you'll be included in the discussion thread.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:57 am

Desert Duck wrote:I'm officially hijacking this thread. Recycle Camp wants YOUR cans!!
Take the poll, then join us on the playa for good old fashioned dangerous fun, exercise, and drunkenness. FREE BEER!! (for those who qualify).

Well you know this thread will get a lot of hits come morning so post the link to your poll! At least hijack it in style!

Double Click on her for a surprise

I found her in the bar and stole a beer!

Recycle camp wants you! at least take the poll!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:58 am

I have to say, there are multiple advantages to being part of Recycle. We have a camp cook, we're on the grid, we get a burn barrel, and anytime you're out on the playa and need to get home, you just climb on any art car, they'll eventually always go to center camp. Oh, yeah. We also have the nastiest couches in black rock, and one of them is on top of our container. We have a KILLER view of downtown and the Man.

yogiii2 · Post by **yogiii2** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:01 am

anyway back on topic

yes i do want to get laid this year but i am still interested in sex camps and how to find them and what there all about

its a curiosity killed the cat kind of thing

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:07 am

yogiii2 wrote:anyway back on topic

yes i do want to get laid this year but i am still interested in sex camps and how to find them and what there all about

its a curiosity killed the cat kind of thing

My suggestion forget em' but in the morning more people will chime in on this thread, Who knows?

My last suggestion then is get out of your shell and be somebody that is fun, humorous and act like your not trying to get laid...Just participate!

Have fun welcome home

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:09 am

yogiii2 wrote:anyway back on topic

Oh you must of missed the memo see above your thread was hijacked!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:19 am

Yeah, like I was sayin'... Recycle ROCKS!! You shoulda SEEN the hottie that was climbin' all over Blue last year!! And this GORGEOUS Swiss 18 year old cornered me for a half hour interview. She even wrote me after BMan to give me an update on the transcription. Actually, I heard our head welder is in really good shape this year. If you're REALLY cute, and you help out, she might not be able to resist you. Ya never know.
I'm tellin ya, Recycle is a hotbed of sexual tension and release. Just come hang out, you'll see what I mean.