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Post by Jewel*** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:52 am

I'm glad I turned my computer off when I did.........

All that computer talk makes me want to bang my head against a FUCKING wall..........

My needs are simple. All I want is one of those pictures under my name. How do you do that? Can we start there...........please.

I know I can count on you fuckers to help me.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:55 am

what picture do you want to use?

edit to add a fuck (fuck)
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Post by Jewel*** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:37 am

I don't know because I'm such a fucking loser I don't know what my choices are???????!!!!!!!!!!??????????

You don't seem to understand.........I basically know how to send email, sometimes if i try really fucking hard I can ad an attachment, and if it's a really good day I can figure out how to get my fucking pictures off of my camera..........

I need step by step by fucking step directions...........

HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:14 am

i feel and look like fucking death warmed over.
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Post by AntiM » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:01 am

fucking flu
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:10 am

Hope you feel better Anti M pretty fucking soon. Same goes for Joel.
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:10 pm

Hey Jewel, it's Fucking easy once you get the hang of how the site works.

Go to your Profile, at the bottom of the page is your Avatar (picture)
Load one from your computer here:
Upload Avatar from your machine:
(may need to edit the size of pic, though)

Just send a fucking PM if you still can't load it.......
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Post by Rockdad » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:12 pm

FUCK! I sent her a PM "how to" between the both of us maybe she will fucking figure it out? back to Fucking work...
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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:17 pm

Hey Rockdad and TITWI-------------

Just got both of your fucking messages. I WILL figure this out. I WILL. I WILL.

Let me pour myself a drink and get the fuck on it.

Thanks guys, I really appreciate the help.
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:33 pm

Come on over the the Fucking Bar, and I'll pour you one.......
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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:05 pm

GREAT NEWS..............I have a FUCKING AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you to RingO'Fire, Rockdad, TITWI and especially Helitack who made this special day happen. I still don't know how to do it on my own, but what the fuck I'll keep this one for a while.

Drinks on me for all..........head on over to the bar.
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Post by Rockdad » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:12 pm

FUCKING GOOD JOB! It looks fucking beautiful on you!
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Post by RingO'Fire » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:46 am

Jewel*** wrote:GREAT NEWS..............I have a FUCKING AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you to RingO'Fire, Rockdad, TITWI and especially Helitack who made this special day happen. I still don't know how to do it on my own, but what the fuck I'll keep this one for a while.

Drinks on me for all..........head on over to the bar.
Fuck yeah!

Glad I could help.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Post by montana wildhack » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:18 pm

FUCKING dumpster lid fell down on my fucking head at work today!!!!!! i was dumpster diving in our store's dumpster for a shipping box for a customer and the fuckin thang fell on my big silly noggin!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

okay, now it's making me giggle...i'm heading to The Bar!!!!!
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Post by PlayaPetal » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:07 pm

fucking blenophobia, fucking toothache, fucking useless dental insurance - why doesn't fucking dental insurance work the same way as medical - pay a copay and fix my fucking tooth - but Nooooo...they want thousands of dollars above what your fucking insurance will fucking pay fucking bastards...
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Post by SED » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:42 pm

Fucking mother-in-law.

Took her to luch to tell her I respected her and appreciated her help with the separation and the kids. She said to get a fucking job and shut the fuck up.

Fuck her.
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Post by mojo » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:25 am

Some asshats allowed their dogs to roam free last night. I woke to hear my beloved siamese cat screaming and ran out to my FENCED back yard just in time to see him torn apart by three dogs. I hope I don't run into any of the dogs or their owners EVER - if so, I fear that I will need bail money. My only satisfaction is that as the pit bull was trying to leave my yard with my sweet kitty's dead body, I threw a big ceramic ashtray from my patio table and clocked him in the head, making him yelp and drop the dead cat.

I'm not sure I will ever get my kitty's screams out of my head.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:55 am

fuck ((((((((mojo)))))))))
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Post by Rockdad » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:02 am

Fuck let me at em Ruff Ruff I want to eat the fucking cat killers!
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Post by mojo » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:05 am

Thanks Mozy and Rockdad- I'm being a big baby over this. I think I have felt less traumatized over the deaths of close family members.

I think I'm getting to the stage where I am going to be white hot FUCKING pissed off.

It was after the fact that I realized I was probably in some real danger confronting them at close range.

I FUCKING HATE PIT BULLS.
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Post by Rockdad » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:11 am

You are not being a fucking big baby! it hurts! fuck ya it hurts...Fuck

And it is not the pit Bulls fault per se.. really it is the fucking asshole humans that breed them to be fucking killers...And the fucking asshole humans that raise them wrong... and the fucking asshole humans that put them in a yard without suitable fencing (like a 10' brickwall with razor wire and guard towers) so fucking yes get fucking pissed!
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Post by mojo » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:23 am

Animal Control said there are a number of people that let their dogs out to roam the streets at night to get "exercize". - Specifically pit bulls 'cause they think they are badder than anything else around so won't come back hurt by other animals. Wonder if they're badder than my pickup truck?
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Post by Rockdad » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:25 am

Fucking accidents happen! But I still think the asshole human is really fucking at fault here
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Post by mojo » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:29 am

I know my truck is badder than the fucking human. Wish I knew who it is.
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Post by AntiM » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:32 pm

Oh fuck mojo. I have a siamese baby too, hugs, hugs.

I never let my cat out because he's too friendly with dogs and the mastiff across the street thinks cats are part of the food chain. Bastard came across the street and chased my elderly japanese bobtail into the house one day; the neighbors now know I will have their beast put down if he touches my cats on my property.
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Post by mojo » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:39 pm

Thanks....

If I knew who owned this pack, they would be history.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:50 pm

Aw fuck, Mojo... Sorry to hear of your loss.

It's not the dog's fault, it's how they were brought up. People seem to think if they have a mastiff or Pit terrier they have to make them dangerous, mean, animalistic fucks. It's the fucking irresponsible fuckoffs who raise them wrong that endanger the breed.

Sad, as either breed *can* be gentle, loving animals - I know mastiffs that are goofy, loveable saps that love kids. And cats.

Not these ones, tho - they are ruined (esp. now that they've tasted blood). Now the only thing they are good for is a slug of lead to the head.

Their owners deserve no less. Worthless Idiots. Pardon me... Worthless FUCKING idiots. Man, I'm pissed...

Hugz 2 you...
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Post by AntiM » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:04 pm

Well, the mastiff across the street is a big lovable goof who is good with his kids ... just not cats. Very much his owner's fault, but the man hates flowers too. Fucking sad, the guy's generally a decent neighbor otherwise.
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Post by mojo » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:11 pm

Thanks guys.....he went fast. I hope when it's my turn I get to go as quickly.
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:20 pm

Ahhh Fuck, that is fucked Mojo...

Same thing happened to my girlfriends cat and a neighbor's pit bull.

When confronted, the neighbor said it wasn't his dog.... Duh, What me?

But many other folks had seen the dog roaming regularly.

She finally got the fucking dog impounded twice, and they never saw it again.

Might try bugging the fuck out of animal control..... Good Luck, sorry, very sorry........
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