Pissin' in the Wind*

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:46 pm

One of my customers came in the other night pissdrunk. She starts coming around behind the counter trying to grab my stuff and what. She suddenly stops, looks down and says "I think I pissed myself". I tried to send her home but she came back in 4 or 5 hours later, crying cuz she'd gotten bit on the face by a dog. I think she tried to piss on him, too.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:32 pm

helitack wrote:... And people that insist that their belief system is the only one, whether it be religeon or science, are just pissin on themselves.

I agree such people are being stupid, but pissing on themselves isn't the right metaphor. People with a narrow conceptual framework have no idea they're clueless, whereas one always know right away that one has pissed on one's self.

Anyway, for the record, I don't want BC to drop dead either, although with the amount I drank last night, I was lucky I didn't. Rule #1: don't cross the road when drunk, whether or not you have a good reason to.

And I didn't do it, damnit!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:44 pm

Why did the Big Cock cross the road?

He was tryin' ta get HOME! duh!

SED · Post by **SED** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:59 pm

How many roads must Big Cock cross
Before we know he's a man?

The answer my friend, is pissin' in the wind.
The answer is pissin' in wind.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:06 pm

The CO wrote:What if you're pro-gun pro-drug?

Which line do I get in?

get the drugs first, get stoned, then the guns, unless you need the guns to get the drugs. Then you are in the wrong neighborhood!!!!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:08 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Pissing in the wind, huh? Never mind...I ain't goin' there...

You ain't seen nothin 'till u PUKE into a 40 mile an hour wind!!!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:18 pm

EspressoDude wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:Pissing in the wind, huh? Never mind...I ain't goin' there...
You ain't seen nothin 'till u PUKE into a 40 mile an hour wind!!!

You too?

I called the wall it hit against "art" and sold it to yuppies.
After painting it blue first, of course.

Now, where's my Uzi and my bong?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:03 pm

My friend Jim was alongside, a little more downwind......He was the wall, it wasn't art, it was a mess

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:25 pm

hey!

I resent that remark!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:41 pm

Pubic opinion is a stupid guage of right or wrong or if something is "real" or not. Just because >50% believe something to be so, doesn't make it so.

50% of the public is of below the median intelligence level. If you do a random survey, you have a 50-50 chance that the person you are surveying is on the left side of the curve. 50% of an opinion poll is the opinion of people who might be a couple of french fries short of a happy meal.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:18 am

DVD Burner wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:Pissing in the wind, huh? Never mind...I ain't goin' there...
I'll go there.

When pissing in the wind make sure no one is standing next to you.

It's harder for girls to piss in the wind.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:13 pm

WHY

DID

THIS

PAGE

GET

SO

WIDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:43 pm

It's

a

plot...

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:52 pm

Might be Spanky's response to a request for more bandwidth.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:10 pm

meow

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:15 pm

I hate that damn cat. If we're going be stuck with large images it might as well be something beautiful.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:15 pm

(faces downwind, unzips and says) and Spanky's band length is nothing to sneeze at, either. (zips up and heads back to the bar). Raise your hand if you didn't piss on the e-playa this year.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:54 pm

*hand raised*

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:04 pm

I think I just peed on eplaya, or maybe it was just my modem.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:53 am

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Just peeing happy April 1

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:07 am

Here's something we can all enjoy:

We set up a cople of fans and coffee cans and keg. Contestants drink till the bursting point, the fans are turned on and each whizzes toward his/her respective can. Whoever lands more piss in his/her can wins.

After three rounds, the best of two is entitled to stand behind the fans and piss while the loser must stay in postion. Alternatively. the winner may do likewise in order to aid to his/her friends participating in the next round.

Any loser of two or more rounds must allow the winner to defecate on the intake side of the fan while remaining in place.

Who's down?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:43 pm

So the winner would be he/she whose shit hits the fan.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:49 pm

El Pato es correcto!

Pissin' in the Wind*

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