The Bar

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:49 pm

"Idiot Pilot" on now (remix)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:51 pm

enjoying it all, CC. Bloody mary, sure, why not? Doctor said more vegetables and this should count.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:03 pm

YAAAYYY!!! Vegetables!! We're ALL vegetables!!

Nice shout out, CC!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:08 pm

Damn! I know I need to go to bed, work tomorrow (joy of income tax for the self-employed), but KEOL is still rockin. I think I'm hooked.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:11 pm

Night Bin!

I'm leaving the station right now. Get some good rest. I think I may go out and play/ may even dance (if there's still enough people left in town from Sring Break!) Goodnight...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:12 pm

Think I’ll take off too, have a good one kids,...

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:14 pm

You guys drive safe, I'll be here late in case you need to stop in for a nightcap. Gotta work for 5 more hours(if you can call it work).

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:45 pm

howdy!

so i am online right now because i - in a moment of insanity - offered to input data for the bm census people....i have 15 more forms to enter before midnight tonight. so, ah..i'll be in-n-out for a bit.

duck - what do you do so late at night that allows you so much internet down time???

beer??

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:54 pm

Beer.

I'm part owner of a convenience store. It's very small, and I have DSL here, so this is what I do all day at work. Well, when I'm not helping customers, or placing an order, or cleaning the place.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:57 pm

Lemme see if I can do this.

http://kexp.org/home.asp?noflash=false

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:58 pm

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:59 pm

Nice!!

What'll ya have, Mozy?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:04 pm

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:05 pm

oooh! mozy - that looks just about perfect!!

sorry, duck - can't listen to streams on my sick-slow dial-up, i've got terrible old rock on my radio instead.

so is that the beer yer bringin' in cans to the playa??

am i not the only one already making very detailed plans for the playa this year? thank *god*.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:12 pm

3 surveys down...jeepers, this is tedious.. whiskey, please???

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:12 pm

**smooch** hi tisha

am i not the only one already making very detailed plans for the playa this year? thank *god*.

No you have no idea how very detailed plans I do. but I am feeling much better now. Drink? sorry no glass...

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:12 pm

Oh, that's one of the things I get to do here at work is pore through catalogs of beers and figure out what I need, what other people want, etc. So, I'm expecting at some point to have people sending me a list of what they want, and me sending back if I'm the cheapest they can get it. I'm planning to talk to the CO and OregonRed about popping over to grab some of it since they're only 15-20 miles from me. Yes, I'm working out details now. YYAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:15 pm

HI all Tisha, Mozy, DD, How is everyone?

Mozy bad ass tent and great art work did everyone read the letter?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:19 pm

Better, now. Thanks to Mozy. How you holdin up?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:20 pm

How is everyone?

good. you?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:23 pm

Hey, if someone has a place to host pics, I could take a few quick ones with my cameraphone, then we could drink what I actually have.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:23 pm

Very good happy with the response from the Mayor no input from anybody yet?

DD go to http://flickr.com

I also have more good news but it has to wait awhile..

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:25 pm

Photobucket.com is another good site. I really like it for posting on here.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:27 pm

Yes, I have this in my catalog and am planning on bringing some. Good micro in a can is a MUST. Anything I can get in cans I will, anything else, we'll just deal with.

Beer.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:27 pm

Sorry Tisha but I just received a Sexy come thee here look from my studio door.

Mozy grabs a fresh bottle and heads out the studio door.

Nite all…

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:28 pm

Nite Mozy have fun awesome tent! Cheers K4!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:29 pm

Alas, no Patron tonight. I shouldn't even be on here as I need to get stuff done for later today.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:30 pm

mmmm...thanks for the whiskey!!! my second favorite...!

why do you tease like that, rock? and what letter?

and yes, photobucket is a good hosting site. i find it hard to make pix small there, but maybe it's just me. maybe flckr (whatever) is better.

6 down. i'm screwed.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:33 pm

We got the frontage...50' More info and letter in the back room..

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:39 pm

LA GRANDE PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS, SILENCE
Fuses blown all over town as college station overloads circuits

Published April 1, 2006

by Noddin Duck Bones

The town of LaGrande and extensive portions of rural Union County were plunged into darkness Wednesday night as student disk jockeys Jeremy Clark and Jenifre Kaysa activated an espresso machine after having plugged just one too many musical devices into KEOL’s inadequate electrical system. Clark, a well-known coffee hound, was at the control board at approximately 10:00 p.m. when red lights went on and the station was permeated by the smell of burning insulation. A loud buzzing sound was quickly followed by tripped circuit breakers, beginning a chain-reaction that ended only when the Bonneville Power Administration isolated Union County from the northwest grid. The telephone lines into town were also affected as a crowd of barflies in a dusty, isolated Nevada hamlet attempted to listen to the KEOL stream on their solar powered, hamsterwheel-overdrive Commodore computer and margarita maker.

The utility companies are working to restore power and telephone service but the people of LaGrande are getting used to life by candle and lantern light. At the Tappa Kegga fraternity house, young men unable to surf websites promising “Brittney Spears - NAKED!!” looked at each other and started conversations. Josh Pitney, manager of the Farm ‘n Ranch, reported brisk sales of G-rated Scrabble® and other board games suitable for family evenings at home. Townspeople strolling by starlight reported some strange sights, including what appeared to be bicycle-riding poultry, a three-eyed, talking goldfish and a shapeshifting bartender with a bottomless barrel of mini-bottles. The congregation at Fifth Baptist spent the night in fasting and prayer, convinced that the end-time was near.

The sun rose on Thursday to reveal a town wreathed in wood smoke as people resorted to old-fashioned means of heating and cooking. Mayor Johnson and police chief Courtney met Clark in his front yard where he was attempting to brew cowboy coffee over an open fire. Offering a cup to his guests, the unapologetic Clark could only say “oonsa oonsa oonsa”. The bewildered officials continued on their way to the edge of town where they met a bridge tender from Oakland, California who expressed an interest in settling in their bucolic village. Sensing doom, the mayor and chief suggested that she might like Plush better.

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