what actor/actress do you think about when you ....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:44 am

what actor/actress/celebrity do you think about when you "go it alone"

come on share with the class

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:14 am

Edith Massey you fool. Who else?

I mean, like Morgan Fucking Fairchild could ever be half the star with half the charisma of this superstar.

http://www.cbgb.com/shrine/shriners/edithmassey.htm

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:34 am

Mr. Rogers

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:40 am

Can anyone explain why I think of mushrooms when I see Isotopia?

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:52 am

depends.

besides the people in my life are way sexier than anyone in hollywood.

i just fanatsize about my peeps!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:53 am

I fanatsize about Hamas myself...

Actually, I find Salma Hayek insta-hot. Those eyes...

My wife keeps my fantasy life pretty well occupied though.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:13 pm

i think about this one

and this one

going at it.

that really get's me going.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:21 pm

You *do* have a major avatar fetish, don't you?

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:25 pm

Don Muerto wrote:You *do* have a major avatar fetish, don't you?

and this banana

one can only imagine

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:31 pm

I'll be the honest one here and say Tawnee Stone.

Max

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:52 pm

My answers are so obvious but I can't help it, Angelina and Brad.

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:34 pm

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:19 pm

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:37 pm

PJ, I'll spare you the comments about flogging a dead horse.

whoops.

Dolly RIP!

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:47 am

It depends on what kind of mood I'm in. For just your run-of-the-mill, need-to-bust-one-before-I-fall-asleep kind of wank, I almost invariably go with Bea Arthur. The old standby--I just think about waxing her moustache for a minute and wham! Instant relief.

If I've got some time to work with and I'm really in the mood, there's this elaborate fantasy that involves Don Knotts, ten pounds of guacamole and a roto-rooter, though I have to keep this one occasional because of the cleanup time involved.

Oh, and I love Barbara Bush.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:59 pm

Damn, that's funny!

kyla · Post by **kyla** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:36 pm

Johnny Depp in a pirate costume.... I can't help it, the sweet dreams I have with..... ahh nevermind.

Also, Aragorn. Not Viggo, but Aragorn. Hrm. Actually, all the LotR characters are pretty hot. Oh Gandalf! Heheheh.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:54 am

Gwen Stefani, Ellen Barkin, Robin mead, and Devine all at the same time.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:48 am

actors - ewwwwwwww!

ok maybe just blyslv.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:07 am

PetsUntilEaten wrote:actors - ewwwwwwww!

ok maybe just blyslv.

I gotcha. I was just keeping with the theme of the thread.

after all Devine got in there.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:20 am

Gwen Stefani. BLEECH!

Can we say absolutely NO TALENT? And hideously ugly to boot.

Excuse me while I demonstrate projectile vomiting with my lunch. That's what Gwen does for me.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:25 am

Kinetic II wrote:Gwen Stefani. BLEECH!

Can we say absolutely NO TALENT? And hideously ugly to boot.

Excuse me while I demonstrate projectile vomiting with my lunch. That's what Gwen does for me.

re read the combination.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:56 am

My comments stand. I consider Miss No Talent to be a spoiler to anything she is associated with. The only performer I hold in more contempt is Ja Rule. They both suck.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:59 am

Ja Rule

Bwwwwaaaaa!

I have to agree with you there.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:13 pm

Has anyone actually listened to any of that "music" cough, cough, that features Ja Rule? He's nothing more than an overglorified backup singer who really adds nothing to the music. He does add a lot of grunting. I'd take an hour of karaoke over 3 minutes of JaRule.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:16 pm

Kinetic II wrote:Has anyone actually listened to any of that "music" cough, cough, that features Ja Rule? He's nothing more than an overglorified backup singer who really adds nothing to the music. He does add a lot of grunting. I'd take an hour of karaoke over 3 minutes of JaRule.

Please please please don't call it music. it hurts my feelings as "A REAL MUSICIAN" myself.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:24 pm

At the risk of sharing tmi, I'll confess that I don't think about celebrities while in the act, but over the course of my life I've had really hot sex dreams about the following, in chronological order:

Rob Lowe (1983)
Prince (1985)
Walter Matthau (1992)
Ice-T (1997)
Seth Green (after Burning Man this year)

Bless my subconscious for providing me with the services of such an astonishing array of talent...

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:26 pm

Walter Matthau (1992)

bwwwwaaaa bwwwaaaaa

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:03 pm

Olivia Newton John in her "let's get physical" phase.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:22 pm

Porky Pig
Mr. Greenjeans
Alice in Wonderland during her 'small' phase
Mr. Clean
The 50-foot Woman
Wonder Woman
Miss Piggy and Kermit (threesome)

what actor/actress do you think about when you ....

what actor/actress do you think about when you ....

who have you dreamt about?

Had to go way back to answer this one